well of course being the people we are the authors have decided that we a.) have absolutly no idea where this story is going b.) like throwing out cliffy's and c.) asked a bunch of people for one word reactions and came up with this new filler!(now with less calories!)


Of marshmallows dragons and helicopters

Mystery looked around, shifting her head from side to side, before she finally leaned in close to music and said the destined words.

"Do you know where the bird flies?" Music shrugged this off, and replied rather casually to this inquiry.

"Why no, but I do enjoy horses."

Mystery stepped back a few paces before saying, "Run my sister!", enveloping her in a hug. "But I am not your sister! I am an android enveloping her body! Muahaha!"

"I am not your sister either, for I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Mystery stared at music for a few moments.

"Star Wars? REALLY, YOU DECIDED TO RIP OFF STAR WARS?"

"Your face is a lie!" Music shouted, attempting to drop-kick Mystery. But Mystery out of the way before climbing up to the rooftops to chase Music from above. She found Music eating marshmallows at the top of a staircase with a black dragon. But the marshmallows were a peculiar shade of green, they looked like moon-rocks and were absolutely delicious. Unfortunately, they took the bears and the dragon to an alternate dimension.

In said alternate dimension, the marshmallows did not agree with the dragon and he began to chase Music and Mystery.

"RUN!" Mystery exclaimed as she and Music ran for their life.

"FUCK!" Music shouted at the exact same time.

"WAIT!" The dragon also exclaimed, because we all know dragons can speak, "STOP RUNNING AWAY MY DELICIOUS MARSHMALLOWS, FOR I WISH TO EAT YOU!"

Suddenly, Sunshine Bear jumped in front of the two bears. Sword in hand, she ALSO also exclaimed, "NO, THEY'RE MY MARSHMALLOWS." She and the dragon then began their epic battle.

Mystery looked around while Sunshine and the Dragon were occupied, and spotted a helicopter. Getting Music's attention quickly, she got her friend to look at the aircraft. Silently, music broke into the chopper and took off into a purple sky.

Music looked out into the horizon from the cockpit and exclaimed, "This place just keeps getting more normal by the minute, pray tell dear sister, can we leave yet?" Mystery glanced out of the corner of her eye before responding.

"Dear sister, I do believe you are correct. Let us leave...POST HASTE!"

"ONWARD WE GO, TO LANDS YONDER!"

"How would far lands cope I wonder, I believe they would be more normal than this place we are currently trapped in!"

"Then let us be off, TALLY HO!"

"Yes, yes, let us depart...POST HASTE!"

Suddenly, a giant flying pink penguin appeared in front of them.

"Why look Mystery, it's Captain Fluffles!"

"I do believe you are right, Music, but wait...that is not Captain Fluffles. 'TIS HIS EVIL TWIN BROTHER, SARGENT SCRUFFY!"

"OH NOOoooooooooooooooooo-"

"Fear not, dear sister, for I believe that there is a gun on the side of this copter that we are currently piloting across these fair purple skies!"

"WE ARE SAVED!"

"...Except you're the one who's going to fire the gun."

"OH NOOoooooooooooooooooo-"

"What? Has being a scientist gotten rid of your natural bird shooting instincts? HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF MY SISTER?"

"Well SHEESH! So-RRY!" Music mumbled as she climbed out the side of the helicopter. Unbeknowst to Mystery, the chopper was slowly losing altitude right in front of a cliff. It crashed into the side in an explosion.

Music sat up in her bed, the expression of shock clearly evident on her puzzled face. "WHEN DID MY DREAMS GET SO WEIRD?" Music gasped.

At the same exact moment in Mystery's bed...

"WHEN DID MY DREAMS GET SO NORMAL?"


so the start of the chapter had been typed up before two of us got together and made our friends give us one words reactions to questions like 'what is the first word that comes to mind if you see a dragon coming at you(which the friend who had this question answered with 'FUCK')and got the sentence'a fake black and green dragon is found eating marshmallows with honey from the words 'black green dragon marshmellow fake' mystery's and musics reactions were from questions like these btw
mystery: we should also say we do not gurantee your sanity and or ache free laughter from this point on
well said, review and an author might chose you for the next set of weird and random questions, next chapter we will finally check up on love bear and see if she is still ok (note i didn't say sane) i'm done bablin' away ahaha ciao!