Cupid opens his eyes and looks around.

"Where am I?"

"Where no-one will ever find you… Muahahahahahaha!"

"And who are you? Why are we?"

The man decides to ignore the second question, but answers to the first because he wants to show off with the great name that his parents (A/N: Authors) gave him.

"My name is Bad. Baddicus A. Bad"

SPN

Meanwhile, the rest of the group is looking for Cupid, when they realise that they aren't in love with each other anymore.

"That can only mean one thing" says Abigail "Cupid is in great danger"

They all stare at her in shock.

"You're probably right" Gabriel nods.

"We ought to come to his help" states Cas.

Suddenly there is a flash of light (A/N: We know, we know, another one, but hey, what else?) and Michael and a girl appear, the girl faints, Michael shakes his head, "Miiiiichael" says Lucifer, "Luuuuuuucy" says Michael, Lucifer starts to cry because Michael is raising his childhood issues again and Lynn starts shouting at Michael, defending Lucifer.

"That escalated quickly" says Dean.

Nani turns around to Nico:

"Your turn to introduce the newcomer" she orders.

"Back to Cupid" says Sam "We need to find him."

"Why?" asks Crowley, but is ignored by the others, except for Lucifer who acknowledges his question and nods?

"I can help you find him, that's why I'm here" explains Michael.

"And why did you bring Dena?" asks Nico, referring to the girl he was talking to.

"I thought it was Meg, and when I noticed she wasn't it was too late" he explains.

"That doesn't make any sense" says Olivia.

"Anyway, do you want me to activate Cupids GPS or not?" (interrupts Michael)

"His what?" asks Dean

"His global positioning system" explains Cas.

"Ah. Thank you." (A/N: Careful! Irony!)

"You're welcome" (A/N: Cas doesn't get the irony in his words)

Michael presses a red button that has suddenly appeared in mid-air. With a flash of light (and again…) they disappear and appear somewhere else.

SPN

"Cupid's in there" says Michael, pointing at a grey building in the middle of nowhere "guarded by a variety of supernatural beings. We will have to defeat them all in order to rescue him."

"Yeeey" they shout, and ride to battle on their broomsticks (A/N: No, you mixed that up, that's Harry Potter –Ou… but we don't have horses –And do we have broomsticks?!)

SPN

3 minutes later they are inside and they are immediately attacked by a vampire. Before the vampire can reach Lynn, Dean cuts his head off with a bayonet that magically appeared in his hand.

"No, Edward!" shouts Isabella.

The others look at her puzzled.

"Umm, sorry, don't know where that came from…"

The others turn away again and- "Retreat!" shouts Abigail. They all retrocede until they collide with each other in the middle of the room.

"Retrocede to where?" asks Sev.

"Retrocede from what?" asks Nani, who has lost her glasses again in the general chaos and therefore can't see the circle of monsters enclosing them.

Dean and Sam try to protect the others by standing in front of them like they always do in the series.

"Not this time" says Esmi "We're too many and you're looking quite ridiculous."

"Now we'll have to put into action what we've learned!" announces Sasi with determination in her eyes.

"You have learned so little that that's not going to take long" says Gabriel.

"This is not going to end well" mutters Abigail

"Why so pessimistic?" asks Olivia, and jumps toward the only empty spot in the circle.

But instead of running through it like the others thought she would, she jumps onto it and rolls onto the floor.

"What the…" asks Lynn, while Olivia wrestles with her invisible opponent.

"She is wrestling with a Shojo" explains Cas "That is a Japanese monster that you can only see when you are drunk."

"So she is still drunk?!" asks Isabella.

"Why is she drunk?" asks Dena.

"The more important question is, are the monsters really waiting for us to finish talking before they attack?" asks Sev.

"Apparently they are very polite monsters" answers Gabriel.

"Or maybe they just like staring at us" says Michael.

"I don't like people staring at me when I can't stare back" Nani says and jumps at a blurry thing flying past. She catches something tiny between her fingers and inspects it, trying to figure out what it is.

The others understand her jump as a sign to attack and so they throw themselves onto the circle of monsters, trying to break through.

Sasi throws herself onto a black-eyed demon, pinning him to the ground. Then she stands up, puts a hand on her chest and starts reciting in a dramatic voice:

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursion infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, et secta diabolica…"

"Hey" shouts Crowley across the room "I'm also a demon, remember?"

Meg nods approvingly.

"Sorry!" answers Sasi "I'm really, really sorry honey, I completely forgot about you being a demon… could u please put on the earplugs I gave you?"

Crowley does so and Meg has to cover her ears with her hands while Sasi continues.

"… Ergo draco maledicte et sectio…"

"When did you even learn that? And what did you learn it for?" interrupts Sev.

"And why did you bring those?" Sasi points at the arrows Sev is holding.

"Oh, these? Just in case."

Sasi sighs and continues reciting the exorcism.

Meanwhile Sev wants to help Nico out by shooting some arrows, but sees that he apparently doesn't need any help. He is standing with his arms crossed over his chest in front of a young woman who is apparently… trying to seduce him? Sev gives them a closer look and gets to overhear their conversation.

"Don't waste your breath" Nico says "I'm already taken." He glances at Cas and Dean and winks. Cas tilts his head in confusion and Dean raises an eyebrow before shaking his head exasperatedly.

While the amazon is occupied trying to figure out what exactly is going on between Nico, Dean and Cas, Nico raises his arm and with an approval-seeking look to Dean he cuts off her head… Well, he tries to. The knife gets stuck in her neck (Nico would have never thought that bones were so hard!) and he stumbles after the knife, falling to the ground. Even though the woman is dead, Nico is now lying on the floor, half on top of her, and stares in disgust at the body. Dean and Sam are only laughing at him.

Then Dean is distracted by a huge werewolf attacking Lynn. Suddenly Lynn pulls out Castiel's angel blade, which she has stolen earlier.

"Ah, I was already wondering how it could have gotten astray!" says Cas.

Lynn's attempt of chopping off a head goes way better than Nico's, maybe because of the more effective enthusiasm, more likely because of the better blade.

"When the hell did we teach them this?" asks Sam, looking at the two heads rolling on the floor, but immediately regrets his feeling of proudness when Gabriel and Lucifer start playing football with one of them.

What they all don't know is that they are missing the most epic mind battle that has ever taken place: A djinn is standing in front of Alice, holding her face in his hands and trying to get her into her dream then he stumbles back, panic-stricken, and takes a few steps away from the girl.

"What is wrong with her?" He asks

Cas chuckles "The only thing he can see inside her head is lots of My name starts with an A"

The djinn falls to the ground, his hands pressed against his temples and mutters:

"My name doesn't start with an A, my name doesn't start with an A!"

While the chaos continues Sasi keeps reciting the exorcism.

"…Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis,

Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei, contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili Nomini…"

Esmi shakes her head about the stupidity of the others and sits on the ground. She takes out a spoon, places it on the ground on top of a stone, pours some yoghourt onto it and then slams her hand onto one end of the spoon, making the yoghourt fly through the air. It flies through a ghost, making it disappear.
"Yey!" she shouts "I'll call it yoghou-pult!"

When Dean and Sam stare at her, wondering why a ghost is scared of yoghourt, she explains:

"I like my yoghourt with a lot of salt."

...

"…omnis immundus spiritus, omnis saltanica…Oh damn it! Could you please stop interrupting me, I'm trying to concentrate!" Sasi complains, after she accidentally slips in words like salt or yoghurt in her exorcism for the third time.

All turn silent, listening to Sasi finishing the exorcism "omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica

Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare!" The demon disappears in a black smoke cloud.

...

"But it can't be because the sky is pink!" Nani continues her argument with the fairy.

"And what the hell does that have to do with who of us has the prettier shoes?!"

"It has everything to do with it… Just look at how my green shoes contrast with the sky, and your pink ones are trying to compete with it!"

"But we're inside a building!"
"But that's not my point!"

"But… but… aaaarrrrrghhhh!" The fairy's head explodes out of anger and Nani shrugs her shoulders and sits next to Esmi on the ground.

They both stare at Olivia and the empty space where the shojo is supposed to be and try to figure out what they are talking about, but it is too low… and too Japanese.

Suddenly, Olivia gets up, concern written on her face and pats the invisible shojo on the shoulder.

"Hey!" she shouts, trying to get the attention of Gabriel and Lucifer who are still playing football with the head of the werewolf, Lynn and Abigail who are rooting for Gabriel, Esmi who is carefully explaining the functioning of a yoghou-pult to Nani, Nico who is reverently depositing the amazon's head at Cas' feet, who again has now found a second angel blade, only to realise that all his enemies have already been killed. Sam is running around between Gabriel and Lucifer, trying to catch the head to make them concentrate. Finally, Sev puts an end to the game by shooting an arrow through the head in mid-air and pinning it to the opposite wall.

Meanwhile Dean is declaring his love to Crowley, it is unclear (and irrelevant) how that happened, let's just say one of the authors is a Drowley fan.

"Sileeeeeence!" shouts Dena, who until then has been running around in between the combatants, stabbing things here and there, unnoticed by everyone else. "Olivia wants to talk." She says, after everybody has stopped in their tracks.

Olivia nods gratefully and starts speaking.

"I have just been talking to Talonicus and he has told me some pretty interesting stuff. Apparently Cupid has been kidnapped by a guy called Baddicus A. Bad, Bab to his friends. As far as we know, Cupid is unharmed and Talonicus can show us where he is kept prisoner, apparently in the basement of this building. We don't know why Baddicus kidnapped Cupid…"

"But.." interrupts Nico.
"Please raise your hands before talking…" says Olivia, and wants to continue her explanation, but gives in with a sigh when she sees that Nico raises his hand.
"But the interesting question is how!" shouts Nico "how did he know where Cupid was and how to get to him?"

"Hm… Any idea?" Olivia asks the shojo. Then she draws closer to him and hears his whispered answer. The response seems to surprise her. "But that's not possible!" she exclaims.

The shojo whispers something again and with a confused expression on her face Olivia informs the others:
"According to Talonicus… Baddicus had an informant…"

The others look around puzzled, trying to figure out what she means.

"Talonicus says that one of the fans we have here isn't real… You know what this means. We have a traitor amongst us."

(The chapter ends with dramatic music)


-Wow, this chapter took us some time! Probably because this and that and that other thing and…

-And our laziness. Come on, we have to admit that.

-Yeah, probably.

-So now the big surprise is here! One of you is not real!

-Muahahahh cough cough cough

-To whomever guesses who of you is not real, will get a price!

-And what should that price be?

-Ehh… a hug from Dean? Or Cas? Or from whomever he wants?

-Yeah, exactly, that

-So, please tell us what you thought of this chapter!

-*whispers* Do you really think that there is still someone out there? Because if you ask me they all ran away a looong time ago

-Ahhh no problem! We do this for our fun, not for theirs, right?

-Right… Sort of?

-Well, anyways, we think there will be one more chapter and then an epilogue… So come along on the final road of this story!

-And to not make this comment as long as the others (aka too long) we will stop here and say: until next time!

-*whispers* Whenever that might be