A/N: and here comes the next chapter, how can everybody handle this new situation and mostly poor Roy and Ed. This is one Ed x Envy fic, but I have in this chapter a little Ed x Roy moment…

IX. Nine months in Hell…Part II.


It was almost three months after the big news. Roy and Riza decided to stay in Dublith as long as they childe isn't born. Roy even confessed to her, and she accepted to be his wife. Since she was only in the third month they decided to hold the ceremony now so that the child can be born in one official family. For that they called the guests who were shocked when they found out about Riza's and Envy's 'awaiting'.

Riza had a long salved white wedding dress which touched her curves softly , the dress wasn't to long and it resembled a middle length miniskirt, which caused the wedding ceremony to be put on hold fir five minutes for the time as long as the groom and Havoc could stop they nose bleeding.

Kimi no te de kirisaite Tooi hi no kioku wo
Kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekure yo
Saa Ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke

Asu ga kuru hazu no sora wo mite
Mayou bakari no kokoro moteamashiteru
Katawara no tori ga habataita
Doko ka hikari wo mitsukerareta no ka na

Naa Omae no se ni ore mo nosetekurenai ka?
Soshite ichiban takai toko de okizari ni shite yasashisa kara toozakete

Maes was grinning proudly at the newly married couple. Little tears of joy escaped his now violet eyes as he looked over to his own family, he had done so many thing to show Roy where he could find true happiness. Who would have thought that he needs to day first before his friend finally opens his eyes and sees the angel, who was only created for him.

Kimi no te de kirisaite
Tooi hi no kioku wo
Kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekure yo
Saa Ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke

Tori wo yuuyami ni miokutta
Chi wo hau bakari no ore wo kaze ga nazeru
Hane ga hoshii to wa iwanai sa
Semete chuu ni mau MELISSA no ha ni naritai

Mou Zuibun to tachitsukushite mita kedo
Tabun kotae wa nai no darou
Kono kaze ni mo iku ate nado nai you ni

Kimi no te de kagi wo kakete
Tamerai nado nai daro
Machigatte mo Nidoto aku koto no nai you ni

Ed was dancing with Envy in his famel form, both grinning. When Riza threw her bouquet was Al the 'lucky' one to get it, the poor boy still stood there frozen with a crimson blush on his face.

Not far away from the dancing couple stood Havoc and Barda together with Fletcher. His younger brother and Wrath tried to get Al back.

"You can't be serious that Envy is pregnant." Said the blond, almost chocking on his drink.

"But he really is having a child from Ed." Said Havoc as he lighted his cigarette.

"This is frightening…"

"What do you mean?" Barda asked as he took a bite from his cake.

"Well, children come often after they parents and…", he didn't need to say more. Both man froze with they actions and paled, then the three looked over wide eyed at the dancing pair.

"It will be a psychopathic, short tempered, cold, frightening, inhumanly strong, wery touchy and berserk monster…we are even more doomed then we have thought…" whispered the three in union.

Saa Jou no ochiru oto de owarasete

Sukui no nai tamashii wa
nagasarete kieyuku
Kieteyuku shunkan ni wazuka hikaru
Ima Tsuki ga michiru yoru wo umidasu no sa


After a five days of peace the chaos begun. While Riza didn't want sex with her husband or anyone she degraded Roy to sleeping on the couch, he once tried to get her to give in and was almost shoot in his manhood, Greed who was walking by and saw the scene wove to himself to not cross the blond weapon mistress's way as long as she is in this situation. And while Roy didn't got any sex in the last two and half months wery much to his displeasure, in the mean time was Ed hiding from a wery horny Envy. He almost freaked as the sin suggested pleasuring him a bit while they were shopping. And he was only in his fifth month. The morning sicknesses still lasted and everyone noted that Envy and Riza are more dangerous with the mod swings they had then standing alone weaponless in front of three hundred hungry chimeras and that was no offense against four certain chimeras who also lived in that house.

The two also ate more and got easily bored. One day Izumi had enough of Envy's bickering that he has nothing to do while Riza is out side and doing shooting scores and of course Roy, Havoc and Barda needed to help. Fury got away why she asked him to go shopping and walk with Black Hayate, to say that the raven haired man was thanking God and the little dog for his luck would be one understatement, Falman also got away successfully because he was dating now Sciezska and Riza even gave him tips about the young brunet. Izumi had a problem, Envy was annoying her, but she understood that he was pregnant and she didn't want to hurt the baby so she gave him a cook book. He complained about her food so he should make his own, she didn't know then what a 'horribly mistake' she made by doing that, but it was too late. Envy soon found liking in cooking and everybody seemed to like what he made.


If someone asked Ed what the best part in Envy's pregnancy was than he would certainly remember one special event. It was already nine o'clock in the night as Ed walked in his bedroom. He smiled at Envy who was already in bed, reading a book.

"What are you reading?" he asked smiling as he walked up to the sin and kissed him on the check.

"Nothing special." He said, but then tensed suddenly.

"Is something wrong?" the blond asked worried, but the sin's soft smile calmed him. Then he felt suddenly Envy taking his hand and putting it on his stomach. Firs he didn't understand why he did that for, but then the alchemist felt something. The child was moving. A warm feeling speeded through his body, the same feeling that he felt when he first felt Al moving in they mothers stomach. But this feeling was now stronger and mixed with pride, then this little creature which was moving in his lovers stomach was his work, his childe, his pride. Then he decided it then and there, if the child is a boy he will name him Pride. He laid down in his bed, his head resting carefully on the humunculu's stomach, listening to his lover's heartbeat and his child's moves.


The two were now since six months pregnant. Warner told the two that if they want he could tell them about the babys genders. Both wanted it to be a surprise by which they partners sighed in defeat, but it was god to know that the tests were positive and that meant that both the mothers and the children are healthy. On the next day was Ed sent to wake Roy up who was sleeping on the couch. The blond walked up to the man and shook him. Nothing. He tried again, but the other caught him by the wrist and pulled him down. They lips met and the blond's eyes got wide in shock as he tried to pull away, but the other held him tight in his embrace. It was a warm feeling, but not the same he felt by Envy, with the sin was this warmth stronger, like a burning flame which consumes everything, but by Roy was it just a little fire, lighting a candle. Slowly, onyx orbs opened themselves only to widen in shock. Both men pulled away blushing. The Flame Alchemist was on the verge of screaming. 'YOU IDIOT JUST MADE OUT WITH FULL METAL WHILE YOUR WIFE IS HAVING YOUR CHILD AND HIS IS ALSO HAVING A CHILD!!!…uhm…can you call Envy his 'wife'?' his mind was confused. He dreamt about Riza and himself on 5the beach and that they were kissing. Oh god, how could he have mistaken Edward with Riza, he desperately needed sex…

Then suddenly the door bust open, revealing a wery angry and wery pregnant homunculus. He run up to Es ad took him protectively in his arms while looking like one furious animal who is about to rip the first creature in to peaces who nears it and unfortunately was he the one the sin was glaring at.

"Don't…even…dare…to…touch him ever again…he belongs only to me..." he hissed while holding the still shocked blond close. Then to ad to his dismay Riza come in angry with her two favorite weapons. Envy called Sloth and Lust to try to get Ed back to earth and then he locked the door. When someone passed it they heard screams, threatening and pleading combined by crashing and shooting noises.


Roy was for the next two months bandaged and not capable for moving any of his muscles. Ed got over his shock, but was still hiding or running away from Envy, but then he needed to give in as the sin sunk to the ground crying and that Ed thinks that he is ugly and that he doesn't want to be with him. What could he do, leave him there; he couldn't bring himself to that. So he spend the night with the sin, it wasn't that bad, but he was still worried that he might hurt the unborn childe.

The next months were the same, running away, mod swings, panic, fighting, then on the 21. Marc something happened. Everyone was in the living room, Roy's subordinates and the Hudges family were also there with the Tringam siblings with Archer and Kimbley who to everyones shock were now a couple. Envy come in the room, with one hand on his stomach and with the other he leaned on the doorframe.

"Envy, is something wrong?" asked Lust as she stood up.

"Well, I think the water broke..." He said panting.

"How can water break?" asked Havoc, but then Sloth and Gracia jumped up and run to the panting sin.

"Wrath, call Warner. Lust, Martel, you two are helping us while Greed goes to find Ed and Izumi, hurry." By that time the others also got worried.

"What is wrong?" asked Barda.

"It seems that someone has decided to meet everyone." Said Sloth in a caring tone as she placed her hand carefully on top of Envy's.

"You…you don't mean…that the BABY IS COMING!!!" Greed screamed the last part.

"No Greed, I'm only in pain for fun and now…GET ME MY CHIBI!!!" and Greed was out of the door to get Envy what he wants, meanwhile in the house the chaos broke out…

To be continued…


A/N: ok now it is clear I can't write properly about someone being pregnant so I did it in big steps, in the next chapter I will try to write the birth and everyone is in for a big surprise and a five men for the mentally abuse of they lives…