This chapter is for OuranSlytherin, because that person gave me the prompt for this chapter.
The next prompt will be for Annahummelandersongirl, because I feel it won't be over in one chapter. It will develop a plot and I don't want that now, I want a crazy admirable family.
Here's the prompt she gave: Burt and Carole take the animals to the park to play, and one of the little guys goes missing. (in reality hes not missing he was going to get a ball or something) and as Kurt goes looking for him, someone at the park THINKS hes a stray and takes him back to their house or a pound or somewhere, and Blaine goes crazy as do the children and Burt and Carole trying to find him.
"You were really harsh, Blainers." Kurt mumbled before bed. Blaine turned abruptly and glared at Kurt, something he had never done before.
"That meerkat hurt our children, Kurt." Blaine stated. "If that isn't enough to put me over the edge than I don't know what is." Kurt sighed, obviously annoyed.
"Our kids already told me that they started it-"
"It doesn't matter who started it, I finished it. Sebastian is an adult, like us, he should've known better than to stoop to a childish level." Kurt faced his love, obviously impressed with his words.
"Well, since I don't feel like arguing, I'll just say I thought it was over the top." Blaine huffed and laid beside Kurt, snuffling into his neck.
"You always have the last word."
"It's because I'm stubborn, and you put up with it cause..." Kurt trailed off so Blaine would finish, with a sly smile.
"Because I love you." Blaine grinned as he huddled closer into Kurt, eying their children that were sleeping to their left.
"Ah, yes! Because you love me." Kurt nodded, his eyelids drooping slightly.
"And because you..." Blaine tempted. Kurt just chuckled playfully and smacked Blaine arm.
"Because I love you too."
Marc Jacobs trotted towards the kitchen, in hopes of finding Kurt. He was hungry and needed milk, but Kurt was nowhere to be found. He spotted Sebastian on the counter, looking rather glum.
"Hey." Marc mumbled in a whisper, kind of ashamed after what his father had done to him. "Why are you up there?"
"I'm scoping for food." Sebastian replied, in a monotone voice.
"Are you mad at me?" Marc blurted out, because really. His father is Blaine, of course he's a rambler and a blurter.
Sebastian just laughed, not harshly, but it wasn't genuine.
"I'm not mad at you, why would I be?" Marc just trotted over to the counter happily. "It's your father that I'm angry at, I'm not going to take it out on you. You're just his spawn." Sebastian spat at the last part, but took a big breath and calmed himself down.
"Oh." Marc Jacobs paused. "Hey, have you seen my dad? I'm hungry." Sebastian eyed him warily, and shrugged.
"That's gross."
"What's gross?"
"Ha. That you suck from your dads boobs to feed yourself. C'mon little man, don't you know how to eat like a big boy?"
"What'd you mean?" Sebastian groaned, and leaped off the counter to claw at the fridge till' it opened. He handed a baby carton of milk that was kept at the very last shelf to Marc Jacobs.
"Drink this." Sebastian peeled the carton open, with his human like hands, and pushed it towards the little kitten. Marc just approached the carton warily, until he got his face into the carton and gave it experimental licks.
The taste was familiar, almost as close to his father's milk, but not quite the same. I was...better. He knew his brothers would want, because they took everything from him. His sister was greedy with his father's milk, so she wouldn't care, but if he told her about this special milk, he knew she would blab because she's a big mouth.
"Can I keep this a secret? I don't want anyone knowing about this special milk." Sebastian giggled but platted Marc's head gently and nodded.
"Whatever you say sonny boy." He paused. "Quick, hurry up I hear your siblings coming in!" Marc Jacobs pushed the carton away from sight, and hid while he stuffed his face behind the kitchen table.
"Just joking!" Sebastian called out from the hallway. Marc sighed in relief and giggled, cause hey, that was a funny joke.
"Marc stop fidgeting and drink from me, dammit." Kurt growled out, as Marc turned his head away from Kurt when Kurt tried to pull him towards his dinner.
"I'm not hungry."
"I don't care you haven't ate all day, you will drink some, a little at least." Kurt grunted when Marc turned his head away once again.
"I don't want you, I want whole milk!" Marc growled out, his voice so angry and frustrated, Blaine even turned around to give his son a warning glance if he ever rose his voice again like that to Kurt.
"Excuse me?" Kurt's voice was suppose to be snarky, but ended up sounding painfully hurt.
"I'm sorry, papa. I want the milk from the fridge. The whole milk." Marc admitted quietly. Kurt glanced at Blaine, as if what he heard wasn't true, but Blaine just shrugged and motioned to the fridge.
"Whole milk?" Kurt asked, to see if his son's request was real.
"Two percent is fine, though." Marc whispered to his father. Blaine chuckled and headed to the kitchen, ready to put on the googly eyes for some whole milk.
"No!" Kurt shouted, which made Blaine stop in his tracks and turned to a stiff cat, his claws barred into the carpet angrily. "You are still a kitten, you still need to drink from me. I have the nutrients that you need to grow, when you get older than you can have whole milk. Where did you get some of that anyways?"
Marc Jacobs was tempted to say that he got it from his papa's kitty bowl, it would make sense. But he had never been one to tell lies. "I got it from... Sebastian. I couldn't find you and I was hungry, it tastes really good and I liked it so he let me have it."
Kurt glared at Blaine, his thought translating to his lover's. "I'm on it." Blaine said, as he marched to Finn's room, where the meerkat was sleeping.
"No! I don't want you to hurt him, knowing your temper." Kurt sighed as he got up and headed to Finns room by himself.
"-and I don't care what he asked, you shouldn't have given it to him!"
"You weren't there! Try being a parent and feeding your kid at the right time! Where were you anyways?" Sebastian yelled from the top of the bed, as he glared down at Kurt.
"That is... no of your business!" Kurt squeaked out, as he blushed furiously, looking down.
"Great! I let your son try whole milk, because he was hungry and couldn't find you, while you were getting down and dirty with Blaine!" Kurt meowed loudly in protest as he scratched the bedsheets Sebastian was on, telling him to lower his voice.
"Shut up! The kids will hear you!"
"Good, then they'll know what a bad parent you are. You are not rabbits, but you sure do fuck like some!"
"Shut up, shut up!" Kurt meowed out so loud, that Blaine trotted in to see what was going on, glaring at Sebastian in the process. "I'm not a bad parent!"
"And I am not a rabbit." Blaine quipped, adding humor to the tense situation.
"Just admit that you're not really angry at me for giving him milk, but that fact that your baby boy that was attached at your hip before, might not need you as much anymore." Sebastian said, his voice soft, assuring he didn't want an argument now that Blaine was in the room.
Kurt sighed, not wanting to argue, but he always got the last word. "Just don't get into me and my kid's relationships. Stay out, till' you have some of your own, you will never know what it's like."
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