Author's Note: Sorry for taking so long to update. In short my life just FUCKED UP BIG TIME and I don't want to talk about it. Please be appeased by my meagre offering.
Oh and I will give a favour to anyone who can spot the red dwarf quote!
Warnings: Yaoi, Incest, and at long last a tinsy bit of LEMON! Or is it lime? I don't know the difference.
Mmm…interesting. It seems as though little Sesshomaru has gone to hide behind his brother. No matter, he will fall just as easily. Naraku sat and ponder over the mirror before shouting out.
"Kagura!" Moments later the wind demoness appeared, bowing low before her master.
"You summoned my lord?" She said straightening back up. The dark hanyo smiled and had it not been for the cruel unforgiving eyes of a mad man, Kagura may have succeeded in not shivering.
"Tell me, is the latest addition well rested and prepared for his mission?" Suppressing a tremble, Kagura slowly lifted her gaze from the ground, to look her master in the eye.
"He is ready and fully equipped with the swords So'unga and Tenseiga as you ordered." The smile turned into a smirk.
"Excellent now one last thing….." He trailed of as if waiting for her to continue.
"If you are referring to his name my lord, I was thinking of that we call him Daraku or..." Naraku held up his hand to silence her.
"No. That is a terrible name; I shall call him…Ichigo! Yes that is it Ichigo it shall be." He said cackling madly. His incarnations decided not question it, curious as it was, after all. Who would want to rename a demon as legendary this one, Ichigo? (And for those of you who don't know, Ichigo means strawberry!)
A week, one week and all ready Inuyasha could hardly stand no more. Sae infuriated him. What with all ways challenging, insulting him and in short, being the biggest and most spiteful bitch he knew. It was enough to drive a hanyo mad, not to mention the incident with the sake…well Inuyasha would rather not go into that.
Flash Back.
Sae pushed his lips against him, it was the most strangest and wonderful thing Inuyasha had experienced and it terrified the shit out of him. And yet instead of pushing Sae away, he found himself pulling Sae closer, adding pressure and forcing his way into the Human's mouth.
It was warm and wet, like anyone else's mouth really but at the same time entirely different. Inuyasha simply couldn't get enough.
Sae seemed to be thinking the same thing, for his single hand had started to move as if he had caught Miroku's wondering hand curse. Slowly he pushed the Inu hanyo to ground, before gently easing his hand under Inuyasha's clothes and letting it languidly move over his chest. Before dragging his hand down the other's waist, only to down slip it into Inuyasha's hakama and give him a firm squeeze.
Inuyasha couldn't help but moan into the kiss, unconsciously spreading his legs to allow Sae better access to the now throbbing organ between them. I should stop this…why can't stop…Inuyasha thought foggily to himself.
"Inuyasha, guys I'm back early! I have so much to tell yo…." Kagome stared wide eyed and slacked jawed at the scene before her.
The two separated looking at her in confusion, panting heavily and skin flushed it was very hard for even the most oblivious person not understand what was happening.
Kagome blinked a few times in confusion, before slowly checking that she was indeed awake and not in some weird yaoi filled dream.
"Well…umm I'll just leave you two to it shall I?" She said nervously, a blush dusting her cheeks. With that Kagome hurriedly turned to leave for the exit, as if the hounds of hell were at her heels.
Scrambling to get up, Inuyasha pushed Sae off and chased after Kagome. Grabbing her hand to stop her from leaving, he said.
"Kagome it's not what it looks like! We just have had a bit too much of Miroku's sake is all! Please ya got to believe me!" Inuyasha looked at her imploringly. Silently begging that she would understand.
Slowly meeting his eyes Kagome stuttered "N..no that's fine, you d..'t have to explain it too me. I just didn't realise you sw…swang that way, but if that is what yo.." She was cut off by Inuyasha exclaiming loudly.
"NO KAGOME THAT IS WHAT I'M TELLING YOU! WE HAVE HAD SAKE, LIKE OVER SIX BOTTELS! AND and…WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU CRAZED BITCH? YOU ARE JUST AS GUILTY IN THIS AS ME IF NOT MORE SO. AFTER ALL YOU STARTED IT!" He turned yelling now at Sae, how had started laughing half way through the Hanyo's rant.
Clutching at his side Sae struggled to tame his laughter in an attempt to formulate coherent words. "You would not find it funny if I told you." He managed to choke out before bursting into another fit of giggles. Kagome smiled shaking her head; she gently patted Inuyasha on the head.
"Whatever you say Inuyasha, whatever you say."
End Flash Back.
Inuyasha shuddered at the memory, ever since then Kagome and the rest of the bastards had all come to the conclusion that he was in the cupboard or wardrobe? Or some shit phrase from the future and was in deep man love with Sae. Gits all of them.
Luckily Sae seemed just as keen to pretend that the whole episode never happened and that the others were all suffering from some strange delusion made by Naraku.
What the fuck was I thinking? No that's just it I wasn't thinking! Damned sake, it should be banned. Note to self: Never drink an alcoholic beverage again; it makes you do strange and undignified things! Honestly, just because I have to keep up a disguise does not mean I can act like some uneducated ape!
Sae was so lost in his mental rant that he did not heed the warnings. So needless to say he was a tad confused, as to why he was suddenly pinned to the ground by the all too, tantalizing body of Inuyasha. That was at least until Inuyasha yelled in his ear.
"Keep your wits about ya, ya git or you'll be killed! Now I'm gonna get out there and twat it!" And with that less than eloquent war cry, the Hanyo leaped up and drew the mighty Tessaiga swinging it down more like a club tan a sword.
"Take that you bastard!" Inuyasha called out triumphantly. The smoke cleared revealing the cloaked figure to still be intact. Growling Inuyasha launched into a variety of attacks but the bastard kept deflecting them all with his bare hands!
High pitched laughter reached their ears from up above, the rest of the group glanced up at Kagura who called down with a smirk.
"Do you like Ichigo? Strong is he not? You just wait and see what else he can do?" And with that she took off on her feather, more than keen to get away from the mass destruction that was bound to occur.
After a gruelling ten minutes it was clear to Sae that creature was just toying with Inuyasha. But how was that possible? He had the Tessaiga one of the most powerful swords in the world! Oh how Sae longed to have his old form back then they would see what this challenger was really made of.
"Inuyasha! He has six jewel shards there is no way we can defeat him!" Kagome called out, worry etched deep on to her face.
The figure paused at this and seemed to contemplate something before saying.
"What the priestess says is true, you have no chance. Stand down before it is too late." The voice deep and male as it was, it was also disturbingly familiar.
"No. No he would not have dared, I will kill him if he has!" Sae said fury threatening to overwhelm him. The others stared at him confused as to what he was on about. Stepping forward he said.
"Who are you? I demand to know!" Sae was trembling with the effort not too leap forward and try and rip the hood off the cloaked figure. The said creature replied in a emotionless tone.
"I know not what I once was; now I am merely the puppet of the Hanyo Naraku." As he said this he slipped down his hood to reveal the face of none other the Inu no Taisho himself.
Author's Note: I know it's cruel to end it right here but that's all I have at the moment and I figured it would be better to post something rather than nothing. So there you have it please review it gives me pleasure to know how my work is viewed and if it is enjoyed. I send love to you all and remember dumplings I know where you live!
