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Hidan's Day
Man, fuck this. Fuck Leader. Fuck school. Hidan had seen all this shit on TV before, and it wasn't at all his style. I mean, who wakes up at the crack of fucking dawn to learn stupid shit you don't even use? Pein had tried to make it sound better, saying that school was also a social place, but Hidan wasn't convinced. Why would he want to talk to any of these lowlife assholes? Apart from hooking up with some girls, today was going to be a bore. As he climbed up the steps, he flashed a cocky, sexy smile to any of the girls walking by to show that their sec god had finally arrived.
"Hello there," He gave a wink to the red-haired assistant. She looked at him with disgust, and shoved his schedule card at him like she wanted nothing more than for him to get out of her sight. Hidan flipped the prissy bitch off, swiped up his schedule, and stormed outside into the hallway. He didn't plan on attending any of his shit classes. He had better things to do; like go pray to Jashin and hope to find a sexy girl walking all lonesome out in the hallways. As he breezed through the hallways, he noticed little groups clustered together in different areas.
There was a group full of blondes wearing too much makeup, too short skirts, too low-cut shirts, and too-high heels. He made a scoffing sound at the sight of them, thinking of the low respect they had for themselves. Jashin wanted his believer's to be confident in themselves, and Hidan shared the same opinion as his god. He passed their group and looked to another. This one was filled with a variety of looking girls, but they all wore the same style of clothing. They all wore skinny jeans, whether in light or dark wash, some kind of band or cartoon t-shirt, and sneakers. One of them was a redhead, one was a dirty blonde, and the others were all black-haired girls. Hidan took a note that Jashin didn't see anything wrong with any of them.
As soon as the bell rang, most of the people scattered into their classrooms in drones. Only a few remained, walking slowly and without urgency, playing around with friends, or just sliding down the wall with a journal in their hands. Hidan shrugged and wondered where the door was that lead outside. He didn't want to go out the front door, but rather a back one. So, he decided that's what'd he do.
After walking around the whole damn school, he finally found one; it was in the cafeteria. He slammed the fucking door open and it shut with a bang behind him. He breathed in the delightful spring air, and it smelled of nature. Something that Jashin liked. Now, all he needed to do was find a suitable sacrifice for his master, and his day would be of value. He took one last smell of the air and walked back inside the school on search for his victim.
"I-I didn't m-me-mean to, Te-Tema-Temari-sama," Hidan stopped, the sound of a tortured voice called to him. He looked down the empty hallway. There was a tall, slender blonde girl cornering a small, cute little pig-tailed girl. Hidan smirked, and decided he'd stay for the show.
"Don't you stutter with me, whore." The blonde snapped, pushing the little girl into the wall behind her.
"I'm sorry, Temari-sama," The little one pleaded, shying away from Temari's dark glare. She smiled a devious, sexy smile and raised her hand to finger with the little girl's hair. The girl flinched, but Temari paid no attention to it.
"I'm sure you are, little Masami. You had quite the night last night, didn't you?" Temari leaned into her ear and whispered something, and the girl shivered.
"Yes, Master, I-I liked it."
Temari smirked, and pulled away from the girl. "I know you did. Now, run along." The girl looked hesitantly around; like she thought maybe Temari had back up or something, but then decided against it, and took off running. Hidan knew it. This crazy bitch was the one he'd sacrifice to his Lord! She was perfect! Cruel, beautiful, sexy, and he didn't know what else, but this girl had it! It'd be like the ultimate sacrifice. His Lord would love him forever. He strode down the hallway, and the little whore didn't even notice! At least, that's what Hidan thought. As soon as he got within three feet from her, she spun around, launching out three of her shuriken aimed straight at him.
"Who the hell're you?"
Hidan felt a smile spread across his face. "Hidan," Usually, he didn't give his name out, but, he felt he should to her. She glanced down at his cloak, then back up to his face again. "Like what you see?" He asks.
"What exactly am I seeing?" She responded, her tone bitter and slightly playful. Hidan's eye gleamed at her.
"The sexiest man you'll ever see,"
She laughed at this, then said "You got a lot of nerve, you know that? You're from that damn organization, uh," She paused, searching for the name in her head.
"Akatsuki," Hidan answered for her. She glared at him, as if to tell him not to answer her. Hidan didn't give a fuck what she wanted.
"So what're you doing here?"
"Our leader signed us up."
"Who's your leader?"
"None of your damn business!" Hidan snapped.
She didn't say anything, but continued to stare at him. Then, she pulled out a kunai from one of her pouches. Hidan didn't even blink. What was she gonna do? Cut him? Stab him? Ha! He'd like to see the cunt try.
"You know, Konoha doesn't really trust you," She says, her voice low, seductive, velvety. She rubbed the kunai's point delicately across her neck. Hidan could have died. He wanted to do so many things to this woman. And he wanted to do it now. She chuckled softly, and a smile creeped across her face.
"Your point?" Hidan finally mustered, making sure he sounded cocky, indifferent. She didn't buy it. She shrugged, lifting up her bare, beautifully glowing, shoulders, her skin the color of a fresh peach.
"Just saying,"
Hidan took a couple steps closer to her. She didn't back up. Of course, he didn't forget she had that kunai in her hands. He lifted his lips close to her neck, breathed softly on them, and snatched the kunai straight from her hands. He twirled it around his finger triumphantly.
"You sly dog," A mischievous smirk danced onto her soft, full red lips. "But," She broke out into a full smile, revealing pearly white teeth, her canines sharper than normal, making her appear more animalistic, and that made her all the more sexier. She zipped forward, pushing him straight into the wall so hard he lost his breath. She pinned him down with strength that surprised him.
"You're not as good as you think you are." She whispered into his ear, plucking the kunai from my hands and holding it up against Hidan's neck. Hidan flashed her his charming smile. She couldn't help but smile back, even if it was a little sarcastic looking.
"You know, I've heard things about you." She traced the kunai around his neck, her eyes focusing on that rather than Hidan's eyes.
"Of course you have." Hidan laughs, despite the situation. He was completely at ease. He knew this little chick wouldn't kill him. She couldn't. Maybe cut his neck, but he'd just grab his annoying partner and have him sew it back up.
"You killed my boyfriend's sensei."
Her eyes finally met his, and he could see them burning with anger. He chuckled. The girl of his dreams was dating that bastard Shikamaru? No way! The cocksucker had fucking blown him up and dumped his dismembered body into a hole like it was shit! And the girl of his dreams was that bitch's girlfriend? He couldn't believe it. It was hilarious!
"You think it's funny?" Her voice grew completely ice cold. Her eyes narrowed. He swore he saw a flicker of red scatter through her eyes. "He was like a second father to him. And you just killed him, for what? Just because?"
"Well, you see-"
She didn't let him finish; she sliced the skin of his neck just enough to let blood drip. Like a warning. Hidan couldn't believe this. Did she really think she was a match for him? Oh, this would fairly entertaining.
"You disgusting, sick bastard! You're a monster! And you should have stayed dead in that damned hole for all eternity it you knew what's good for you!" Her voice went from cold to deadly. Her face hardened. Her eyes were aflame.
"This time, you're going to be the sacrifice!" She ripped out a big fan from behind her, took a step back, threw down some seals, and jumped back, watching the ground glow where she just sealed. I looked up at her half in shock, and the other half in bewilderment. What was she doing? Before he could scream out his signature string of curses, the wall broke apart, and began sucking in everything in its path. Hidan clutched onto the lockers, but those flew in as well. He glanced around, trying to run away, but the wind was too strong; it was like running on a treadmill.
"Goodbye,"
The last thing he saw before being completely sucked into the hole was the face of his dream girl. Oh, he knew how to pick them alright.
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