Disclaimer: Do not own Inuyasha

Author's Note: sorry for the wait, been busy with a different story if you haven't noticed . . . That and Guard.

Chapter 9:

Rin and I were riding on Ah-Un when I got the best way to get back at Sesshomaru. The only weakness every guy had.

I jumped from the two headed dragon and walked up beside him with a grin.

"Should I even ask?" He groaned as I looked up at him.

"I was thinking, it's time to teach Rin to read . . ." I whispered and pulled my book from my bag.

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Ohh I would, I'm going to teach her to read and then for fun, she's going to read the entire book . . . And talk about it 24/7" I mocked and began to laugh out maniacally.

"And you dying gives you no fear?"

"You wouldn't dare touch me, besides! If you touch me, I'll just take it the wrong way and you'll never hear the end of it!" I mocked as he glared.

"You're impossible"

"Thank you!" I laughed out loud and turned to the waking up Rin.

"Kairo-Chan, I had the best dream . . . You and Lord Sesshomaru were Married and I was your daughter and Jaken and Ah-Un were our pets, You two were smiling and laughing and Lord Sesshomaru was holding you close to him every second." She explained with a sigh as I laughed slightly,

"Rin, Keep dreaming" I laughed as she sighed,

"Okay" She closed her eyes and laid back against the saddle again.

"What a horrible Dream" Jaken spit at the ground as I laughed.

"Don't worry Jaken, I doubt that will happen . . . Me and Sesshomaru are only Happily in hatred of each other" I mocked as I could see Sesshomaru's eyes roll.

"What? Want to comment back Sesshomaru?"

"No" He whispered in a Mono-tone.

"Good, because anything you say would only get you in trouble" I stated as He scoffed.

"You know what fancy Pants, you know you're not as hot as you think you are!" I growled as I climbed up into the Saddle behind Rin who cuddled up into my lap as I began to read my book again.

"And what are you?"

"A Human girl who obviously makes you happy and angry . . ." He scoffed again as I scoffed back girly-ish.

"You know what! I'll prove I make you happy I'm here . . . I'll . . . I'll get you to hold hands with me by the end of this week" This time Jaken burst out in laughter.

"If you hold hands with my lord I'll be your personal servant for a day!"

"It's a bet then!" I mocked Jaken before beginning to read again.

"Why do you read that Trash?" Jaken snarled.

"Because it's entertaining and it's very helpful"

"How?"

"It's very informational . . . I probably know the mans body better then a man himself, I bet you I could pleasure even Sesshomaru here without even trying" Jaken burst out in laughter and I felt Sesshomaru tense. He wanted to laugh.

"What?"

"As if a human girl could pleasure Lord Sesshomaru" Jaken Mocked.

"By the way he acts I bet he's never made it with a woman, Not even a demon would want to have anything to do with ice-sickle man here!" I laughed, "Do I lie?"

Sesshomaru and Jaken just shook there head in disappointment as I grinned and continued to read my fast steamy sex life Book.

Hours went by and I finally finished 5 chapters of the book and closed it with a grin. I decided to test my theory.

It was dusk and everyone was asleep except for Lord Sesshomaru who sat on a rather large rock. I slid beside him and he tensed at me being close to him. I laid down on the rock and stared up to the sky,

"Do I threaten you Lord Sesshomaru?" I whispered as he looked to me.

"No"

"Then what do I do to you?"

"Annoy" He growled as a grin grew on my face as I turned to my side and looked to him.

"Really now?" I whispered.

I'm a bitch.

I sat up and put my hand on his leg, running it up further and further as he glared at me and then grabbed my hand and put it on the rock.

"You're lies won't work on me" I rolled my eyes and sighed, turning to the moon again with a huff.

"You're no fun" I whined.

"You're annoying? What's your point" He growled.

"I don't know anymore . . . Here" I sat up and pulled his hand in mine and clasped our fingers together. "There, we held hands . . . Good night" I whispered and went to get up. When I said I went to get up, Doesn't mean I actually did. I bet the Brat gods are shaking their heads in disappointment at me. I tripped.