Kurt knocked on the window. "Guys, let me in," he said testily. Nick glanced around before unlocking the driver's side and Kurt got in. "Remind me why you came with me."
"Because we love you too much to get hurt by Blaine," Jeff said with a sickeningly sweet smile on his face. Kurt rolled his eyes and started the car. Before he could drive, a knock came on the window. He looked up, it was Blaine.
"Kurt, roll down the window," he called. Kurt looked over at his passengers, who were all huddled against the other side of the vehicle before he complied.
"What is it, Blaine?"
"I'm sorry for the way I've been acting recently," he said softly. "I just love you so much I don't want to let you go."
"I appreciate that, Blaine, but it's over and I am not going to get back with you. I'm sorry," Kurt replied.
"Okay, I understand," Blaine whispered. He ran his wrist over his eyes and walked away.
"Kurt?" Jeff poked his head into the front seat. "Before you go feeling sorry for Blaine, let me just tell you from experience that he's acting. He's done this exact same routine before. When you guys got together, did he ever say you were his first boyfriend?" Kurt nodded. "Well, you're not. There was this other guy, his name was Drew, and he was a Warbler, just like us. I hate to tell you this, but this is all a repeat of what happened with Drew."
"It's true, Kurt," Nick quipped. "Look at this." Nick had pulled his phone and showed Kurt pictures of a slightly younger Blaine and a tall, curly-haired boy.
"How do you still have those pictures?" A voice demanded. The four boys looked up to see Blaine pounding on the back window. "You're trying to turn him against me!" he accused.
"You did that yourself, Blaine," Jeff retorted. "We're just reinforcing how much of a douche you really are."
"Jeff, you get out of that car and say that to my face," Blaine snapped. Jeff shrugged and rolled down the window.
"Blaine, you're a douchebag and you don't deserve a nice guy like Kurt," he said simply. "Kurt, be a dear and drive."
"Already on it," the brunet said, pressing his foot to the gas, making the car jump forward and speed away, leaving Blaine looking disgruntled.
"What happened after Drew and Blaine broke up?" Kurt asked; he, Chandler, Nick, and Jeff were sitting in Kurt's driveway.
"Last I heard, Drew moved to LA and met a girl named Sherrie," Nick shrugged. "And Blaine became all withdrawn and moody."
"Yeah, he moped around Dalton for the longest time, up until the day you came walking in. Then he was all peppy and upbeat," Jeff added.
Kurt sighed and snuggled himself closer to Chandler, who stroked his hair back. "I don't know anymore, guys. What am I going to do about Blaine and his crazy?"
"Wouldn't your Glee friends protect you?" Nick asked. "I mean, don't they know Blaine's being a huge douche?"
"Sam and Finn got to him, and Sam gave him a black eye. Santana went her usual Lima Heights crazy on him, if not more so, I didn't see it." Kurt rubbed the place on his cheek where Blaine had slapped him.
"Is there no safe, happy place in this world?" Chandler mused.
"Not when you're gay in Ohio," Jeff remarked.
"More like gay and out in Ohio," Nick quipped.
"Let's see how tomorrow goes before we jump to anything crazy," Kurt said, stretching.
"Too late for that," Chandler muttered.
A/N: This is all I could work with right now.
