Chapter 9: The Toaster Incident, in all its Toaster-ey Glory!

Author's Note: Sorry the story was on HIATUS for so long! I had my hands full and I was short on ideas. Here's the new chapter for you!

Our group decided that we should meet at Iida's house. We decided to do our work in the kitchen so we would have complete access to food. Best idea Kirishima's ever had. Now those annoying butler fucks won't have any reason to come in and bother us.

"So, everyone! What do you think our ideals for this project should be?" Asked Iida in front of a. . . chalkboard in the kitchen. . .? Oh, never mind! "I think that being a hero is about punishing evil!"

"No it's about the fame and popularity! At least nowadays. . ." Kirishima sighed. I had to agree, all anyone seemed to fucking care about was the popularity that you got from becoming a hero. I heard some losers from class C-5 talking about it. Little shits.

"That's stupid Kirishima! The heroes still care! After all, being a hero is about protecting the innocent!" Deku has never had anything more stupid or naive come out of his mouth.

"No way Desku! Being a hero is about beating the shit out of villains!" I stated proudly. "When you do that, you protect people from their evil schemes, gain popularity, and punish them!" They stared at me for a while. "What?"

"That's. . . actually a good argument." Said Iida. Of course it is! What did they think I came to this school just wanting to blow shit up? Wait! They probably did. "However, mine is far superior!"

"Hang on a minute!"

"Oh no you don't!"

"It's about protecting people! What about search and rescue?"

They argues for around thirty minutes when they finally decided to have lunch. Bakugou had never seen so many toasters. "So, I just pick one?"

"Yes."

"Awesome!" So, Bakugou's quest for the right toaster began. Eventually, she settled on the fifth one in the eighteenth row. She popped in the bread and waited. And waited. . . . and waited, and waited, then she did some more waiting. Eventually she pulled the toast out, and decided to toast it herself. The explosion that followed will forever be known as:
The Toaster Incident. Iida had to stay in bed for three weeks due to the trauma of his kitchen blowing up. Kirishima got it on tape and keeps it in his room to replay when he wants a laugh. Izuku was just happy everyone was (mostly) okay, and Bakugou never got that damn toast. What she did get was a five year ban from visiting the Iida residence.


Author's Note: How was it? Let me know! What do you want to see next?