Helloooo people of Europe, Australia, America and Venus! (Yes, I do accept Ven-icians.) GUESS who remembered to put up an author's note IN the chapter this time?

YUP! ME!! BOOYAH!

So. Here is el chapter numero...um...seis? I think.

Well yeah. First fic, R&R, etc.

You know the drill. ;)

And for the one person who said they'd like to read my other (MORONIC) story, there's a summary in the A/N at the bottom of this page.

RPOV

Damn. I look hot, I thought as I caught a glimpse of my fabulous outfit in some girl's compact. Then again, when don't I? I smiled to myself. It's awesome being Rosalie Hale. I love being able to get anything I want by just flashing a little leg. I love the potency of the jealousy radiating off the female population of this school when they catch their boyfriends checking me out. I love how my boyfriend is willing to do anything for me without a second thought. But most of all, I love being able to look in the mirror and see gorgeous, incredible me.

"Rose!" a high-pitched voice squealed, interrupting my thought process. I scanned the hallway behind my shades, lips pursed, trying to find the source of the noise. When I found it – or rather, her – I cracked a smile.

"Hey, Al! You bitch, how've ya been?" I crowed, locking my friend in a short embrace.

"Aww, Rose. You're still the same sweet, caring girl I met last year, I see! I'm awesome, how 'bout you?"

"Great! Me and Emmett went on a cruise together around the Caribbean! You see this fabulous tan?" I asked, extending my arm. "I have Emmett and his incredible oil-applying skills to thank for that!" I giggled at the memory.

"Ooo! Rose! Is that an all-over tan?" Alice wiggled an eyebrow suggestively.

"You know it, Al!" I winked. We both cracked up.

APOV

I was about to walk away when a hand covered my eyes and an arm snaked around my waist.

"Guess who?" Jasper breathed into my ear.

I grinned. I spun around and planted my lips on his. I could feel the corners of his lips perking upwards as he kissed me back.

"Wo-ho-hoah!" said Rosalie, putting her hands up traffic-cop style and taking a step back. "You could give a girl some warning!"

I pulled out of my and Jasper's kiss, but wrapped my arm around him the way his was around me. "You're welcome to leave," I told Rosalie. She rolled her eyes but didn't walk away.

"Hey, Al? I've got a question," stated Jasper.

"Mmm?" I mumbled by way of response.

"Well, really it's more like a statement. But I'm not sure I'm okay with you kissing every guy who comes up behind you and whispers in your ear."

"Jasper! I knew it was you!" I trilled.

"But what if it wasn't me? What if it just sounded like me, and it was really…oh, I dunno…Emmett?"

Rosalie glared at Jasper. "If your Alice here had planted one on my boyfriend she wouldn't be breathing right now," she seethed. Jasper looked away, politely silent. Rosalie had always been a tad too bitchy for his taste. I mean, God knows he loves her like a sister, (somewhat,) but she was always a bit too over-the-top for Jasper.

EPOV

Buzz.

I pounced on my phone.

I hope it's from –

I flipped it open.

Ugh. Jake.

Jacob: HEY BEOTCH! WATS UP?!

Jake was totally obsessed with his phone. He'd never been able to afford such luxuries in Forks, but Billy had managed to scrounge up enough cash for Jake to have one at college. He wasn't about to send his last child away to college without being able to keep in touch 24/7.

I sighed and snapped my phone shut. He is so immature.

I almost laughed at the irony of me thinking that. Here I am, leaning over my phone, waiting for it to buzz and tell me that I have a new text from some girl I just met. I've even got my history textbook out, all ready for me to study from for the quiz I have on Friday in American History. But no. I'm waiting for Bella to talk to me. I'm pathetic.

I glanced at my watch.

"Crap," I mumbled. I have three minutes to get to my third class today, Trigonometry. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door of my dorm.

AngPOV

I ran up the stairs and down the hallway, finally reaching my dorm. Once I was in, I tossed my books onto my bed and grabbed my cell from my pocket. I started a new text.

Angela: OMG BELLA!

Bella: what?

Angela: if I tell u something will u PROMISE not to tell any1 I said it?

Bella: holy God, Ang! What did u do?!

Angela: nothing! Jeez! It's this guy in my history class!

Bella: Ben?

Angela: no! that's y u cant tell any1!

Bella: -scared- ok…go on

Angela: lol dnt b scared bella. Its just…HE WAS SO HOTTT!

Bella: Angela!!

Angela: Bella! I'm a girl! It's not my fault! His name is edward cullen

Bella: OMG Ang, ik him!

Angela: ?!

Bella: we're lab partners in my 1st period chem lab. I have his #

Angela: !! BELLA!! OMIGOD! I didn't think u were EVER gonna d8!

Bella: u no, Ang, just cuz I got his # duznt mean we're d8ing, which we're not.

Angela: yeah, sure. I'll give u 3 weeks.

Bella: Angela! Dnt u remember how many guys I turned down last year?

Angela: yeah, but none of them were as hawt as edward!!

Bella: ur sick. g2g. ttyl.

Angela: ciao!

BPOV

I shook my head and smiled as I snapped my cell shut. Angela can be such a girl.

I slid my cell into my pocket and realized I was in front of room 246, when my class this period was in room 227. Thanks a lot, Angela. Now I'm gonna be late.

I stepped into my Home Economics classroom literally as the bell rang. I scanned the room and saw Mike Newton, one of Edward's friends. I smiled and waved, and he raised his hand, but that was the extent of his greeting.

My teacher cleared her throat pointedly.

"Sorry!" I mouthed, and dashed to the desk behind Mike. The teacher glared at me for a moment, but then cleared her throat again and addressed the whole class.

"Greetings, young students," she began. (I totally expected her to say, 'take me to your leader!' Wouldn't that just fit?) "I'm Ms. Jefferson. I hope you haven't gotten too comfortable, because we're going to be sitting alphabetically. I will call out your name, and you will sit at the desk at which I point." (Who talks like this?!) "Understood?" We all nodded. "Excellent. So I need all of you to stand by the chalk board and I will seat you while taking attendance."

The high-pitched, piercing sound of chairs scraping against linoleum filled to air as we all slid back, slung our bags over our shoulders, and walked over to the chalkboard behind Ms. Jefferson. She started calling names and pointing to the desks.

"Swan, Isabella," she called eventually, pointing to a desk on the end of a row next to a girl with curly dark hair. I sat down and put my binder on my desk.

I smiled at the girl. She opened her mouth to say something, but was cut off by Ms. Jefferson calling the class to order. The girl closed her mouth and held up one finger. As I watched, she dug through her bag and pulled out a pad of pink sticky notes. I grabbed a pen out of the side pocket of my backpack and smiled again. She scrawled something on a note, balled it up, and chucked it at me. It hit me in the face.

"Sorry!" she mouthed, and then slapped a hand over her mouth.

I giggled. "It's fine," I mouthed back, and slowly picked the note up and held it under my desk.

Hey! I'm Jessica Stanley…Jess.

I looked up at the teacher and opened my binder. I held the note on top of a blank sheet of paper to make it look like I was taking notes.

I'm Bella Swan, nice to meet you.

Always polite, that's me!

Hah! Just kidding. I just wanna be courteous to this girl…I need girlfriends, too! Can't just hang out with Edward, Mike and Jake.

I looked up at the teacher again to make sure she wasn't watching. I slid the note off my binder and cautiously, without moving my eyes from Ms. Jefferson, extended my arm into the empty space between Jess and me. I felt her take the note and put my hand back on my desk. Looking over at Jess, I realized she had followed suit and taken out her binder. She scribbled something on the sheet and held it out the way I had.

Cool. Wanna hang out some time?

Sure,I wrote back. we exchanged numbers and continued our little conversation throughout the entire class.

Salutations, humans and mutants/aliens!!

Okey dokey, artichokey. Please please R&R, and here's the promised summary (:-P): Salutations, humans and mutants/aliens!!

Okey dokey, artichokey. Please please R&R, and here's the promised summary (:-P):

Vampires are vampires, humans are humans. Rosalie and Edward thought they were meant for each other. They DID get together after her change. So what happens when a seemingly unimportant human girl (Bella) threatens to take Rose's soul mate?

I know. Stupid, right? I just started it while I was having THE WORST writer's block with this story (Which is why I need your guys' ideas!)

See ya!!

Vampires are vampires, humans are humans. Rosalie and Edward thought they were meant for each other. They DID get together after her change. So what happens when a seemingly unimportant human girl (Bella) threatens to take Rose's soul mate?

I know. Stupid, right? I just started it while I was having THE WORST writer's block with this story (Which is why I need your guys' ideas!)

See ya!!