Hallo!

my thanks to:GlindaFied26 and Pen-to-paper scribble for reviewing that last chapter

so yah, here i was, sitting at my computer, annoying my dumb dog, when i thought "hey! how about another chapter! sod that english homework you have to do!" so i did, but sadly, missing out on the homework was not a good idea, i got a detention, and my english teacher, who is normally nice, turned into dragonlady!

...seriously guys, do homework,

anyways, disclaimer:don't own it yadayadayada...

as the people at theatre say on with the show! or... "what the fuck are you doing, remember your lines dammit!"


"Crap!!" Sirius cried out "Crap! crap! crap!" he looked around, nothing, not even a flicker, "Lupin, when i cry out "crap" whilst doing homework, and look like i want to kill someone, your supposed to help you know..."

"..." Sirius rolled his eyes, he'd been acting like this for a while, and Sirius had an idea why

"Aaw, C'mon, you know why i had to put that silencing charm on you! You went against orders!" Lupin swore at his, James sighed and walked over to Lupin, taking out his wand

"Oh, it's no good, i cant find that counter curse, Sirius you prick! you dont put charms on people when you don''t know how to stop them!" Sirius cackled evilly,and sat back on the sofa, enjoying every moment of this

"look, theres Lily, maybe she can help!" James walked over to Lily, who laughed and pionted her wand at Lupin, who suddenly become very chatty

"Sirius you twat!"

"now now, lupin, were all ok now, and nobody got hurt!" Sirius whimepered

"No! No one did, but i think we all know that within a matter of seconds someone will be!" Lupin held up his fist "I got 3 detentions today! I have never even had one!" Lupin aimed his fist towards Sirius, who dodged and ran for his life.

He hid behind a portrait, and breathed deeply, muttering curses which he knew he could never do, he walked of towards a certain hump-backed witch.


"Can I have a pint mate, please?"

"What are you? twelve? I don't bloody well think so!"

"Fine. A butterbeer... twat"

Sirius walked over to a spare table to get rid of the frostbite that was tingling away at his toes

"Sirius?" A quiet voice said behind him, it was Lily, a very cold looking Lily.

"Oh hey, you OK?" Sirius asked, as she pulled up a seat next to him

"Oh, yeah I'm fine, i've just finished a ton of history of magic homework, I would have thought that you'd be forcing Lupin to do it for you" She said, edging her hands towards Sirius's butterbeer,

"Oh yeah I was, but then he tried to kill me, so... i stopped."

"Rock on." they sat in silence for ten minutes, and Lily snatched Sirius's butterbeer away from him, and started to drink it, she flopped her head on the table, and Sirius stared at her, uncomfy

"Err... are you dead? If so, just say, I know CPR!" Lily looked at him "What? Peter taught me it, that boys crap at magic, but, boy, does he know his medicine!" Sirius laughed
"Huge test in two weeks! Are you ready for it?" Sirius gave Lily a mad look

"It's a test Lily, what do you think?" He suddenly went deep into thought, "Lily..."

"No... I'm not going out with James, lending you money, setting you up with one of my friends, helping you to break up with someone, or teaching you the spell to get condoms, OK?"

"Theres a spell?! No, none of those are anything to do with this, I have an offer for you... a good one!"

"Crap! I knew there would be a reason to not sit with you!" Lily stood up, and wrapped her scarf around hr neck

"No! It's an offer you can't refuse!" Lily sat down, slowly "Heres the deal, you fail that test in two weeks, and you have to go out with James."

"And if I pass?"

"James shall never bug you again... never" Lily smirked, resembling snape

"Are you serious... sorry, I have to do this, let me repeat: are you serious, Sirius?" She burst out laughing, whilst Sirius sat looking grumpy,

"Yes I'm Serious! and don't do that!"

Lily stopped laughing "OK, whats the catch?"

"There is no catch, shake on it? I'll even pay for the meal myself if you have to go with him." He held out his hand, and Lily slowly took it

"Yeah, James never seems to have any money, he always spends it on sweets, and presents for you, of course."

"And zonkos products I suppose?" Lily joked, Sirius stared at her

"Nope, thats me, you idiot!"

Lily walked off into the cold, and Sirius stared at the spot where she sat

"Unfortunatly, she didn't say anything about me and the boys helping James along a bit! Hey? what happened to all the butterbeer?"


so das ist das.

please R&R!