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Inoichi's eyes followed Sasuke's lips closely as they trailed over at Ino's neck. His eye twitched when it planted one on her neck. Ino's mother appeared over at the door with a sad look in her eyes but a smile on her face. "Don't over react to this Inoichi," she said and then returned back inside when she heard the oven ring.
Inoichi took a deep breath a put a smile on his face. "How about we go have a little man-and-man talk?"
Ino's eyes widened at the sentence. "The last time you said," she made quotation marks with her fingers, "You and Shikamaru had a fight!"
"Now Honey, the only reason why he won was because he was smart. If he didn't have that he would have lost."
"But-!" a hand covered her mouth from speaking.
"And that was the only reason," her father said.
Ino pushed her father's hand and said, "Fine then, hypothetically you and Sasuke had a fight." her father nodded. "If I don't get Sasuke back in one piece and if he's not alive, I'm never talking to you ever again!" she turned around so that he looked at her ponytail.
"Princess," her father began. Ino stomped her feet childishly.
"And if you, Sasuke." she looked over at Sasuke, "Come back to me and my father is dead," her hands formed a fist and she held it up toward his face, "I will kill you!"
Sasuke looked over at her. "How is that even fair?" he pointed at Inoichi. "Hypothetically if I kill him, you're going to kill me, but if he kills me you're just not going to talk to him?"
Ino shook her head. "Actually no, because getting killed by your lover, is pretty bad. Sure you'll be dead when I'm done with you but you won't really have feelings after that now will you?" she smirked at her father. "But if Daddy kills Sasuke he would basically go through hell when I don't talk to him. He'll go through a whole depressed stage."
She waved her right hand toward them and shouted behind her, "Tata! I'll see you guys later!" the door swung open and her mother gave Ino a hug.
"We'll wait here while the boys settle things their own style," her mother said as she cupped her hands around a cool-downed pot of tea. She stood up to expertly grab two cups and set them in front of the two. "They will probably sit there now in silence after what you said." she winked over at her daughter.
The window had a tray of cookies over at it. She picked up the tray and placed it onto the table. Nearby were small plastic bags. "I'm giving some over to the kids in the Academy. They are such adorable children!" Ino's mother took a plastic bag and then placed several cookies in a bag.
Ino took the teapot and then slowly dipped it forward toward the cup. Streams of tea slowly poured toward the cup. "Really mother. Must you say that in front of me?"
"What? They are rather sweet." her mother looked out of the window.
Ino sighed loudly. "CHIDORI!" She stood up and then ran out of the house quickly to see Sasuke in midair, his left hand surrounded by lightning.
"Holy shit," she said and then looked over at her father just a few feet away making hand seals.
Ino entered the house again. "Mommy… how long does these battles usually last for?" she crossed her arms over her and then placed her head in it.
Her mother walked toward the refrigerator and took something out before closing it and said, "At least a hour, Sweetheart." Ino's mother placed a small cup of pudding in front of Ino. "Eat up, or would you prefer something else?"
'Well… too bad for Sasuke.. Well maybe.. If he has his sharigan on.. He'll see Daddy's chakra traveling toward him trying to capture his mind or something…" she took the pudding into her hand and then grabbed the spoon her mother just placed next to it. "No, this is perfectly fine." she dipped a spoon into it.
"Oh child, it's not like your father would really kill Sasuke. You did… threaten him right?" Ino nodded. "He won't try to kill Sasuke…"
The door slammed open. Inoichi entered with Sasuke thrown over one shoulder. "Reckless little boy." he threw Sasuke toward a chair. "Don't worry about him. He's just.. in like.. mind sleep or something. I put his mind to sleep so that it wouldn't really wake up in a hour or so."
Ino looked up toward her father with sad eyes. "Isn't that called coma?" she placed a spoonful of pudding into her mouth and then closed her mouth over the spoon.
"Coma is when the brain is swelling so much that it's putting the body into sleep so that it can heal. I just put the brain to sleep, not injure him." he held up a cup and then took a deep drink from it.
"Are you sure about that?" Ino ate another spoonful.
Sasuke moved a little and then quickly woke up. "Did I miss something?" since he was sitting/laying next to Ino, she was shocked.
"Holy shit.." she slid her chair a little to the right. She shook Sasuke up and then looked over at Inoichi as Sasuke was putting his katana back into place behind him. "So…. Did he pass? Are we allowed to see each other?"
Inoichi nodded. "If Sasuke takes good care of you. If he doesn't, you can always run home back to your daddy." he had his arms out stretched ready for a hug.
Ino stepped into his arms for a minute or two to give him a hug and then gave a kiss to Sasuke. Sasuke wrapped his strong arms around Ino who snuggle in closer toward him.
"My little girl is growing up.." Inoichi wiped at a small tear forming at his right eye.
A hand rested on Inoichi's shoulder and a voice said, "Really Inoichi. Ino was growing up a long time ago." she looked over at Inoichi and planted a small peck on his cheek before returning into the house.
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Ino woke up early at sunrise and then looked out of the window. 'Are you fuckin' serious? It's..' she looked over at the clock near her. 'six in the morning! I don't wanna wake up!' she threw the blanket over her head to find out that she couldn't really fall asleep due to the fact that there was a white dog barking outside.
She pulled the front of the window up and then poked her head outside. "WOULD YOU SHUT UP?" she slammed the window shut at last minute before Akamaru's tongue was pressed against the other side of the window. 'Ew….'
Ino waved a hand at the drool and watched as it evaporated. 'Really.. Kiba's such a moron…' she pulled a robe on and then made her way toward the bathroom. She took a quick shower and then began to put her ninja cloths on. Ino tied her hair back into its high ponytail and then looked at herself in the mirror. 'Hell yeah.. Looking pretty today..'
A knock was heard on the door loudly. Ino took quiet, fast steps downstairs and then opened the door to immediately feel some familiar lips on her own. A hand wrapped itself around her waist and pushed Ino even closer toward him.
"Really, what are you doing here this early in the morning?" Ino asked just as she was pulled away from Sasuke.
Sasuke smirked. "It's not that early."
"You sick love birds. Go get a room already! I'm sick of seeing you people act this way, like ewwww!" Suigetsu swung his sword over his shoulder as he said the sentence.
Sasuke quickly took out his katana. "How about training then? For the war?" Everyone looked at him weirdly.
Jugo was first to speak. He pointed at him and said, "It ended. There will be no other war with any other country for now." A blue bird landed on Jugo's shoulder. Jugo sat down and then held the bird in his hand.
"So? What if they surprise attack? Except nobody would really suspect it and then it would be like the Chunin exams all over again." Ino smirked. "That would really be cool to see." Everyone stared at her. "Not the dying people! Just.. Why they would even try when we killed so many of their ninjas. How stupid."
"Naruto is looking for you two," Choji's voice said and then he slowly walked away as he munched on chips.
Ino shrugged her shoulders. "What now," she muttered and then quickly jumped up and then ran on one of the roofs.
"I don't know." Sasuke ran aside her looking forward with a serious look in his eye.
'Gosh.. Always gets like this about a mission…' she rolled her eyes and then quickly ran up the stairs to the hokage's room. The door was already open when they arrived and Ino's fist clenched tightly when she found Naruto inside happily eating ramens. "That little moron," she whispered before flaring her chakra dangerously and then walking inside.
Naruto stopped, burped, and then moved the remains of the ramen to the side of his desk. "Hi." he gave another burp outloud and then patted his stomach. "Anyway I'm sending you both on a seduction mission." he happily patted his stomach again and then fumbled with one of the books on his table before taking one and flipping it to a page.
"Here, these two morons," Naruto said.
Sasuke looked over at him before faking a cough and saying, "Look who's talking." and then folding his arms in front of him.
Ino's lips tweaked into a small smile, but disappeared when she noticed Naruto staring at her. "Um.. What?" she looked uncertainly at Sasuke and then back at Naruto.
"As I was saying, I want you two to go on a seducing mission." he pointed at a picture of a two people on either side of the page. "This girl her name is Mai, and she's a total loser for cute guys, Like you Sasuke." Naruto pointed over at the guy across from her.
Sasuke held up a hand. "Did you just call me cute?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Fine then, not cute, instead I'm going to say hot. How is that?" he looked over at Sasuke.
"Not much better."
"Shut up!" Naruto pressed a finger at the guy's nose and then said, "This dude over here is Taro." he pressed a finger toward his temple. "He's a completely asshole when it comes to girls." he looked over at Ino. "He's your job."
Ino looked over at Taro. Taro had a pretty (hard to admit) shade of blond hair, completely charming purple eyes, and Ino had to admit he was good looking. "This should be easy."
"Right.. Anyway they are both spies of the enemies… I just want you people to get any information they know about us that might threaten us and then kill them!" he slammed his fist onto the table and then watched as the foam cup from the ramens fell onto the ground. "Hehehehe…." he waved a hand for them. "You guys can go now," he said as he bent down to pick up the cup and then throw it into the garbage can. "Ah… now.. To relax.." he leaned back into his chair and then closed his eyes.
Ino and Sasuke slowly walked out of the hokage tower and began to take small steps toward the stairs. "What the hell am I suppose to bring on a seducing mission?" Sasuke asked as he looked over at Ino.
"You've never been on a seduction mission?" she asked surprised.
"What the hell are you talking about? Hardly any guys are even fit for god damn seducing missions! And they are rarely used in that way! Nobody uses that strategy anymore! That's why we have interrogators," Sasuke said.
Ino rolled her eyes. "We seduce and we bring a fucken kunai or two, but to actually bring it you have to hide it where no one would see it." Ino winked over at Sasuke. "Good luck trying to find out where to hide it and to make sure that people don't find it."
Sasuke nodded. "Where do you hide your kunai?" Ino began to laugh.
"What are you talking about? I use mind jutsus. I'm perfect for missions like this, usually if it's seducing, and you should know why," Ino smirked at Sasuke. "I don't need any weapons at all, and since you don't even use mind jutsus because you don't know any, you have to get information the old way." she turned away from Sasuke to hide the smile. "You would actually have to seduce her into telling you information, and that's even harder. Good luck!" she jumped onto a roof and blew Sasuke a kiss.
Sasuke could hear Ino's laughter as she slid down a roof and then opened the door over to her house. 'That little.. why did I fall in love with her again?..' he looked over at the direction of her house and then smiled.
"Sasuke! Where have you been?" Karin's hand reached out to grab him and then drag him into his manor. She pushed him toward a chair. He slowly sat down and then saw Suigetsu push a plate toward him.
Suigetsu patted Sasuke's shoulder. "Hey there buddy, how are you?" he smiled which really showed off his shark-like teeth.
Karin suddenly pushed Suigetsu aside. "So what happened this morning? What did Naruto need you for?" she asked as she pushed her glasses up again.
"Nothing, just a mission."
Jugo looked over at Sasuke and said, "Then we should get ready." he took a few steps.
"No. It's just me." he looked over at the dish in front of him before hesitated and then picked up the fork. "Is this… edible?" he poked at the food in front of him.
Suigetsu sighed. "Jugo made it. Most likely it is." he dragged his feet out of the room. Sasuke looked over at Suigetsu before taking a bite out of the food in front of him.
He raised his hand toward Jugo. "Nice job Jugo. At least you know how to actually cook. You'll be able to take care of them while I'm gone right?" Sasuke looked over at Jugo with right eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, it should be easy. They both get along when they are both away from each other or doing something completely wrong." he shook his head but looked up toward Sasuke with a small smile on his face.
After ten minutes Sasuke stood up and stretched. "Thanks for the food, Jugo." he patted Jugo's shoulder and then slowly made his way to his room quietly. 'Ugh.. What should I do..?' he looked over at the kunai on his table near his bed. 'I'll… just paralyz the annoying girl and then scream at her until she tells me the information… that should work if I threaten..'
Someone cleared their throat loudly. 'What the fuck..?' Sasuke thought as he sat up on his bed.
'Um yeah.. It's me, Ino. Just to tell you. We'll meet each other at seven in the morning near the front gates. Okay? Oh yes, I totally forgot that we didn't know where to travel so I asked Naruto and he told me, anyway I'll see you then. Bye.' Sasuke stared at the wall.
It was like someone talking on a microphone in his head. It was completely crazy and random for Ino to do that at all.
'Eh whatever!' he stood up for a bath. Ten minutes later, he went to bed thinking about how horrible the seducing mission was going to be.
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HERE PEOPLE!CHAPTER 9! I've been in a really good moooood lately! =P anyway here is the next chapter! I hope you enjoy it and please review! I want to know what you thought of it! Review!
