Chapter 9:
16 Pairs of Feet P1
(P.S- If you have any questions about the story PM me)
Scared shitless.
That is exactly how Naruto Uzumaki felt at this very moment. 'How the hell are me and Sasuke supposed to take care of four kids?' he asked himself as he and Sasuke walked down to the Uzumaki compound. They would have gone to see Sasuke's parents to tell them first since it was closer but, as tradition, you had to tell the submissives family about the pregnancy first.
Naruto was walking in a daze by his mate, trying to figure out what to do with four pups while Sasuke on the other hand couldn't have been happier to have so many pups (Not that he was gonna show it of course), on the inside of his head there were millions of chibi Sasukes having a luau!.
They finally made it to the main house and Naruto gulped, "Um, Sasuke? D-don't you t-think we s-s-should come back la-later?" Naruto asked his voice trembling. "Non-since love, it's not gonna be that hard to tell your parents" Sasuke said as he opened the door and began to walk inside.
Naruto gulped again and walked inside with Sasuke but before he could even enter the living room something came running at him knocking him over. "Oh congratulations Naru-chan! Tsunade already called us and told us the good news! Oh I can't believe it I'm gonna be having four cute grandchildren!" Kushina gushed as she hugged her son half to death.
"Now now Kushi-koi we wouldn't want to suffocate the expecting mother now would we?" Minato asked with a goofy grin on his face as he came out of no were. The red head pouted at her husband but let go of her son who weezed as he got some ait back into his body.
"Oh and Sasuke?" Minato called out to the wolf, "I would like to tell you that if you dare hurt Naruto or the pups I will personally make sure you can never have kids again, understand?" Minato asked with a smile but you could still find the underlined hint of a threat in his voice. Sasuke visibly paled and nodded his head vigorously.
Oh this was gonna be a long three months.
One month later with SasoDei
"STUPID DANNA UN!" Deidara screamed as he threw, yet another, very sharp knife at Sasori that was aimed at his crotch. Sasori spread his legs quick enough to miss the deadly weapon. He gave a sigh of relief and began to think quickly, 'Ok so he has aimed one on either side of my head that are now imbedded in the wall, one at my stomach, two at my left arm, and now my crotch? WTH! All I said was that he was getting bigger (1) damnit!'.
"Dei-chan! I'm sorry for what I said-" "Oh your gonna be sorry you inconsiderate jerk un!" the blonde yelled back "You think I'm fat and are gonna leave me aren't you?" Deidara sobbed out and then fell to his knees and started cry.
"I-I tho-ght y-y-you loved me un!" "Of course I love you Dei-koi! I'm just saying that you getting bigger is a good thing and that it means the kids are growing which is a good, thing!" the ningyo-shi (2) said holding his love in his arms trying to calm him down. "You mean it Sasori-danna un?" Deidara asked, "Of course I mean it! I love you" Sasori said smiling down at his pregnant lover.
"Good, cause if you ever leave me for a sluty bimbo or anyone else, I will cut your dick off to make sure you can't enjoy what you're doing to her what you should be doing to me. Understood?" Deidara asked with a glare that said 'you better say the right thing you ass'
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
Kisu!
Month two with KakuHida
"So self-obsessed with my mascara and mistakes
Vanity's like a funeral and everyone's at my wake
Before I run out a of there's more make-up to apply
Dull eyes, stare into valium colored skies
I've got a sweet tooth and strawberry youth
You wanna be my licorice and misguided truth
And right now I'll show you how
I'm a beauty killer!"(3)
Kakuzu leaned against the door frame as he watched his little mate filter around their house (courtesy of Hidans mother) singing and cleaning with a smile on his face. Ever since Hidan got preggers he's been in a strangely good and docile mood. 'Just like a good little uke should' Kakuzu thought to himself, after noticing that he was being watched Hidan stopped singing and turned around to find his seme staring at him.
He smiled. "Good fucking morning Kuzu-koi!" the tori no akuma said throwing his arms around Kakuzu's neck and kissing him on the lips. "I made breakfast and cleaned the house so that way later we can go out to the store and get baby supplies!" and with that Hidan skipped into the kitchen humming a song to himself (4)
Yep, life for Kakuzu (momentarily) was going grea~t.
All the submissives at KisaIta's house in the living room, month three
"Would you pass the whip cream please ototo?" Nitachi asked as he sprinkled sprinkles on his ice cream. All of the submissives were currently sitting on the floor in the living room making sundaes. "Hn" Itachi said as he gave him the big can of whip cream they had bought. "I can't believe it's been three months already since we first got pregnant" Konan said while drowning her vanilla ice cream in syrup (the maple kind, not the chocolate kind!). "No shit Sherlock, I just wanna know who's gonna fucking give birth first" Hidan replied as he pocked Deidara in the nose with chocolate syrup who protested against the chocolate abuse.
"We will all most likely give birth in the same week" Narra yelled from the kitchen as she was getting more gummy bears. "Five bucks says that Itachi and Nitachi will give birth in the same day!" Naruto called, rounds of ok's and I'm in went around the group. "Naruto that is just preposterous! Just because we're twins doesn't mean-" "Wet" Garra whispered as he ate his ice cream. Everyone gave him a confused look, "What do you mean 'wet'?" Itachi asked, Garra looked towards him and pointed to his (Itachis) and Nitachis pants and repeated "Your wet".
Itachi looked down to see that there was a foreign liquid leaking out of his and his brothers pants, the wolf demons scowled and looked at Naruto.
"I blame you for this"
TBC…
(1)- Sasori *Shakes head* you idiot!
(2)- That means puppet master
(3)- The first three people who can guess the name and artist of this song gets to help me pick out the names of the babies for the other couples I haven't decided on
(4)- Lol imagine Hidan with no shirt on, a frilly pink apron, a goofy grin on his face and holding a spatula while skipping XD
Haru: There is a second half of this story that will be up either today or tomorrow *Shrugs* who knows? Oh and sorry for the late update! I was outside with a Layne on my computer, it started raining…we didn't get inside fast enough.
To Little-monstr: Darn tooten its alot!
To tmmdeathwishraven: Lucky for the dominants (still not so much for Sasori) pregnancies go by three times as fast as a normal human one
To animecrazy479: You want more…WELL YOU CANT HANDLE MORE! Nah I kid I kid!
To rath-16: yes Naruto is gonna have a lot of fun with them! And thanks for the compliment!
To Wonkabonbon: IKH! Their one of my fave paring to! And I truly believe that even in the anime, Kisame is still beasts 'down there' *Giggle*
To I'm A SmexIi CuPpyCAkE: In this world male submissives are treated like ever-so-slightly manly women so that's why they dress them in girls clothes to look more appealing to the dominants. Hope that cleared up any confusion and if you have any more questions just PM me
To Dairio Argento Syndrome: You will just have to wait and see!
Layne: Till next time!
HaruLayne: Ja Ne!
