Author Person: Anyway, this chap is about... -snore-

Sasuke: Do you have to write new chapters so late? Its 4 in the fukn morning!

Author Person: -wakes up- What now?

Disclaimer: Author Person doesn't own Naruto, a random dude from Japan duz.

Author Person: You interrupted a conversation between me and Sasuke!

Disclaimer: Well I had too, I mean-

Author Person: Die you intolerent douche!!!

Sasuke: -shifts eyes nervously to the unsightly mass of bloody ruins on the other side of the room- I'm starting to get tired of these 'suspicious' homicides of the disclaimers... Hmm...maybe we should hire a wrestling champion...but wrestling champions are nothing agaisnt chainsaws...aw well...

And while Sasuke is debating with himself on the disclaimer dissapearence, Author Person is burying the body in the backround...

Sasuke:What? Who Said that?


(Today, the story is located of team 7 training grounds, with team 7...training!)

"I swear I keep hearing narrative voices..." Sasuke began.

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it...we did" Naruto told him -exasperated sigh-

"See after every sentence, theres a descriptive voice that explains who just talked..." Sasuke asked.

"I didn't ask anything, dumb- ass!" the retard claimed.

"Sasuke, calm down, don't let it get to you," Sakura told him.

"Yea, you're rig-"

"Yo," Kakashi poofed out've nowhere.

"Yo is so cliche," Naruto told Kakashi.
"Touche," Kakashi replied.

"What about us? There's no 'ches' for me and Sasuke now!" Sakura complained.

"Hn." Sasuke agreed.

Naruto took out an Idiots Guide To Angsty People, then after a minute looked up and said "Because life is like that deal with it."

"Wait, I got one!" Sakura said randomly.

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"Douche." She told him (Lol, its pronunced Do- che though...ha ha)

"Yeah...good one..." Kakashi complimented, tired of just standing there.

"You know the readers will be confused." Sasuke told her.

"What readers?" Naruto asked.

"Good point."

"Okay..." Kakashi started.

"If you guys are done talking about douches, we're going to start training..."

"No way, we're going to actually train today!?" Naruto asked/ screamed.

"Yes...that's what I just said." Kakashi answered.

"What are we going to do, then?" Sakura asked.

"Well, I want you guys to attack me- without mercy and- AAUUGGHHH!!!"

Kakashi turned to Sasuke: "Why the hell did you just lodge a Kunai in my shoulder???!!!"

"You just said to attack you without mercy, so I did."

"Not now, smart one!!!" He screamed while taking the kunai out.

"...Okay, now I want you guys to attack me without mercy-" Sasuke took another kunai out and looked like he was going to aim for his head that time, "AFTER I tell you too, so that I can find your goddamned weaknesses and make fun of you guys for it, and consider strengthening them." He finished.

"Okay, now when I say the word, I want you guys to attack me."

"What's the word?" Sakura asked.

"it's-"

"It's? What the fuck?' Naruto commented.

"No, you artard...the word is..." -drum roll-

"McShyalhynglahyn."

"McShyallhynglahyn???" Sasuke questioned.

"Yes..."

"Okay, then..." Sakura said.

"Alrite...McShyallhynglahyn!!!" Kakashi screamed.

"You called?" Some random dude named McShyallhynglahyn asked.

"No, Not you-AUGH!!!! DAMN YOU!!!" He screamed.

Sasuke had hit Kakashi again with a kunai...

"WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, SASUKE!!!!" Kakashi asked him.

"I thought you were probably a log or something...and you kinda said without mercy..."
"I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN I-" And so, Kakashi passes out due to blood loss.

-Sasuke kicks Kakashi and Kakashi remains unmotionless.-

"I think hes going to be like this for another few hours..." Sasuke told his teammates who rescently arrived.

"Hey! Let's go get some ice cream!!!" Naruto suggested.

"Yeah!!" They all agreed.

And so team 7 ('cept Kakashi) all skipped happily to the ice cream shop to paralyze the employees and steal the ice cream while they were unconscious. With Kakashi on the ground, his eye twitching.


Author Person: Everytime I get an email thats all 'Omifukn gosh, someone like you actually got a review' Im all 'Yay! Someone appreciates me,' but then I'm like 'Oh no, its probably insulting! Negativity over the internet makes me nervous!' So, then I open it, and its not an insult, so its not awkward! Thank you revieweers! You made my day less awkward!

Sasuke: That was random...why are you acting so happy?

Author Person: Because I just finished a tiring chapter.

Naruto: Hey, guys!

Author Person: I'm not a guy, dude!

Naruto: I'm not a dude!

Author Person: ...

Sasuke: ...what?

Naruto: It was the only thing I could think of!

Author Person: Let's put this disturbing even behind us...

Sasuke: That'd be a good idea...

Naruto: Ramen!

Author Person: -sweat drop- what?

Naruto: Just keepin' it lively...