A/N: I'll say it all at the bottom so you can all get to reading c: Enjoy~
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The parking lot in front of the super-sized market was dyed red in blood. All you could see were undead body parts that were littered all around. There were only few that were standing and all that were still living…for now.
It's been an arduous hour. I've been fighting non-stop. They might believe I'm invincible…well I'm not. I'm still human, I think. Anyways, Hisashi and I have been doing our best to keep everyone safe. Saeko had no problem by herself, Kohta and the Bakers also could handle themselves. The real problem lied in keeping all the others safe. It was a huge problem being everywhere at once, since there was always somewhere I had to be. One minute I could be trying to fight back the Private First Class zombies, which have upgraded to the rank of Specialist since a new type of zombie attacked us when we least expected it. This one was dangerous, more so than the regular privates because of its enhanced speed, but not as dangerous as the looming giants. The new PVCs are also blind, but they also have enhanced speed and sense of smell, Saya was obviously the one to figure this out since the first person it went to was Kohta since the guy smelled worse than a pent-up otaku that hadn't showered in weeks. How that was possible, no one knew. The good thing was that there was only one of them.
There was a huge rumble that caused heads to turn. I had just finished in taking two of the Specialists down by knocking them both together. "Hisashi! Quick! Let's finish these two bastards," I yelled at him from across the lot. Hisashi sped to action and grabbed the long pole that was used to kill the other Specialist. It seemed like every day we were getting stronger, we don't know why but we were happy since every day seemed like we would need that boost of strength. Hisashi ran at Mach-4 speed across the lot, which took him, literally, two seconds to reach me. Just as one of them was getting up, Hisashi threw the pole so it would break its skull. There was another rumble as it crashed down to the floor. We quickly pulled out the pole and slammed it to the other Specialist which was in the process of getting up. This rumbling was even louder since we were the ones that smacked it down to the ground.
"Team Takashi two, undead freaks zero," I yelled triumphantly.
"Don't you mean Team Hisashi," said Hisashi, who narrowed his eyes.
"Nope, this is Team Takashi," I said.
"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Well let's see what the team really should be," he said cockily.
"Bring it on! This is Team Takashi!" I said with equal confidence, if not more.
"Can you both shut up and help out?!" Saya yelled at us.
"Look who's talking," we replied simultaneously.
"Grrr… get to work!" she yelled again.
"Fine, fine," we said again at the same time.
Just as the words left our mouths, we ran to break the necks of the remaining weaklings…I mean Privates. All that stood in between me and my time with Saeko… was the two Specialists that were trying to hit us, but failing to do so because they were amazingly slow.
"Let's take them out at the same time, this is getting boring," Hisashi suggested.
"Sure, I was getting bored too," I replied.
We grabbed the long pole which was laying at our feet and brought it up vertical to our bodies. We then ran to position ourselves so we would face one of them, but the other one was right behind. With amazing power, we jumped up and rammed the pole inside the Specialist's head, breaking it's skull in the process. With even more power, we pushed on so we could impale the other Specialist's head. With a grand thud, and a grand splatter of blood we landed on top of the two giants.
"Finally, I thought it would never end," I exclaimed, exasperated.
"Well, it did take a long time," Hisashi said.
"We're going to need to form a plan against these giants, and also against the new type we saw today, that smelling one," I said.
"Well it's not like we can mask our smell…can we?" he asked.
"Don't ask me, bring all that brainy stuff to Saya," I responded.
"Takaaaaaasshiiiii!"
I could hear the yells of Miku, Alice, Kyoko, and Shizuka as they ran towards me. I was tackled to the ground by all four of them while I felt a menacing aura threatening me from behind. "H-hey guys, why'd you tackle me," I said, while escaping from the four. I immediately felt the aura lessen around me.
"Well, while you two were finishing those two giants, Saya went inside to prepare dinner for all of us," Miku responded. My face instantly paled as her words hit me…hard. Miku noticing this asked me, "What's wrong Takashi? You look a bit pale."
"Guys, I'll tell you this now, so be prepared," I said while bringing Saeko, who was behind me and Hisashi who was beside me, to this conversation. I also brought the Bakers, Kohta, and the rest of the gang into this. "Saya can't cook… at all, but no matter what, say you love her cooking. You'll know why I said that later," I said hastily as Saya soon came out to announce dinner was ready. I received many questioning and scared looks as they thought of why I said this, but also how bad it must be to see me this scared.
"Eat up guys!" Saya said with the biggest smile any of them had ever seen before, well except me. When Saya cooks something and sees people eating it, she can't help but smile. The food itself looked relatively fine, but with my words still weighing on their minds, they were rather suspicious. With a reassuring nod, a smile sent from the heavens, and the cuteness that rivaled a puppies', they had no choice but to eat it. I could immediately see Kohta gag a bit, and everyone else's faces paled so much, you would think they were vampires. Even then, they forced themselves to eat and force a smile unto their faces. I smirked at their reactions as I remembered my iron stomach that I gained through eating Saya's food many times.
"G-great.." Hisashi said.
"D-delish.." Kohta said next.
The others couldn't talk, unless risking themselves to throw out their dinner right on the table. With forced smiles and seemingly happy faces, Saya must've thought that they all loved her cooking.
"Fantastic as always, Saya," I said normally, shocking people all around me.
"Well eat up guys, don't waste a single scrap of food," Saya said with her large smile still stuck on her face.
Everyone paled and they accepted their demise as they continued to eat the food that was more dangerous than any encounter they have ever faced before. When everyone finally finished their food, Saya went to the kitchen to clean up the plates for all of them. I smirked as they all seemed to die. Kohta had passed out, Rei and Hisashi were motionless and everyone else had turned to me to send me glares.
"I warned you," I said.
"We know, but how the hell were you able to stomach that poison," Arnold said, emphasizing the word poison.
"It's gained through years of hard, dangerous practice," I said paling at all the times that Saya cooked for me.
"I kinda feel bad for you.." Nicholas said.
"You better. Can you imagine eating this food, day-in and day-out and always having that stupid smile on your face, resisting the urge to vomit and hurt her feelings?" I said acidly. They would never understand the torture that I went through.
"Poor Takashi," Scarlet said with a look that screamed pity.
"Well, after your first tasting of her food, I suggest you go to sleep to try to forget about the pain," I said.
Everyone nodded their agreement and went to their respected rooms, or rather mattresses, except for Saeko who headed towards me. "Let's go to bed, honey," she said. I smiled at her, happy of my new nickname, "Let's."
A/N: If you're mad if it's so short… then review! C: I won't know how mad you are if you don't :3 I'll update the next chapter tomorrow as well :o and MAYBE if I get ENOUGH reviews I MIGHT make it longer. Also, instead of First Person POV I'll be switching back to 3rd person POV, just following different characters :O G'NIGHT WISCONSIN! :O
