naif \nah-EEF; ny-\, adjective:
Naive.
noun:
A naive or inexperienced person.
Rating: T/PG13 (And it will always be such unless otherwise stated, because I'm tired of having to type this all the time.)
Pairing: Zemyx
Warnings: Bad words and crappy pickup lines. Yeah, I think that's it.
Summary: Demyx is dumb, and Zexion is possessive.
Dedication: For Kiisa's birthday, even though I have no clue when it was. It was sometime recently, that's all I know. Happy belated birthday!
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. I merely twist them to my satisfaction.
Zexion glanced around the seedy bar they stood in. Their mission was simple: learn the locations of the dragons of legend in the Land of Dragons and turn them into Heartless. Yet, they'd had no luck with the passing villagers, which brought them to this dirty brothel.
He caught a few large, burly drunks staring and glared, before realizing that Demyx was heading straight toward them.
"Heya! I was wondering if you know anything about these great legendary dragons we've been hearing about. They're supposed to be really big and awesome-looking, and I really, really wanna see them, so it'd be great if you could help us out!" he Melodious Nocturne finished with the friendliest smile he could manage, completely oblivious to the leers he was receiving.
One of the men broke into a large, toothy grin. "I dunno nothin' about these legendary dragons," he drawled, "but I know one dragon you could ride!" He and his drunken friends cackled inanely.
Demyx chuckled along with them, though he had no clue what it was about. Suddenly, the men's laughter was cut off, their leers changing into expressions of horror. One by one, they began screaming in pain.
Zexion quickly grabbed the blonde's hand and started dragging him out of the building, sparing the men under his illusion one last scathing glance before slamming the door behind them.
"What was that for?" Demyx pouted. "I was actually getting somewhere!"
The Schemer rolled his eyes. "Yes, you were, if allowing four drunken men to come on to you is your idea of 'getting somewhere'."
Demyx frowned. "Hey, they weren't - " Then, his eyes widened in sudden realization and he blushed furiously as his partner smirked and pulled him along.
"Exactly."
"B-but that's no reason to go all mind-screwy on them!" the younger Nobody sputtered indignantly.
Zexion stopped abruptly and pulled him close, leaning forward to speak in his ear. "Perhaps not," he whispered, "but you are mine, and I do not share." He turned back to the path just as suddenly, leaving the blushing blonde to follow in silence.
After a few minutes, Demyx spoke up. "Hey, Zex?"
He "hmm"-ed in acknowledgement.
"Thanks."
Nothing more was said.
Personally, I think the whole "Nobodies can't feel" thing is complete bullshit. Emotions don't come from the heart. As I recently learned from Kiisa, they come from this thingimajig in the brain called the amygdala, which I'm pretty sure they still have. Still, I see Zexy as a not-very-"romantic" person. He shows that he cares in his own way. And Demyx is just...Demyx.
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