Naruto looked at the room as the man in a trench coat said "Now, I want you all to pull a number from this box and then sit there. After that I will explain the test."

Naruto looked at Haku and thought "Its showtime, any gameplan you have."

Haku thought "my guess would be a written test. My specialty. Just sit back until I figure it out." and then thought "Trinity, Naruto-kuns going to follow my lead on this part, written test are his weakspot."

Trinity thought "Yes princess, I am ready for anything."

Haku nods and they began to draw for seats.

When everyone drew thier numbers Haku was sitting by Kiba, Trinity by Temari, and Naruto by Ino.

The man in the trench coat said "Alright. My name is Ibiki Morino, head of Torture and Interigation. I am the proctor of this exam. The men around the room are all trained to watch you for any signs of cheating and they will know. Now I will explain the rules. First rule is there are no fighting. Second rule is I am the law here. Third rule is you start off with 10 points. If you are caught cheating you will lose 2 points. If you get to zero you and your team fails. If your teammates get to zero you fail. Now there are 9 questions on this test. The tenth question will be asked after 45 minutes. Now is everyone ready. If not to bad. Begin."

Haku looked at the paper and Naruto did as well and he thought "No fucking way."

Haku blinked and thought "what."

Naruto smirked and said "I know this test and these answer. I took it before."

Haku looked up and thought "How."

Naruto thought "An ANBU who watched me when I was little and taught me stealth gave me this test. He wanted me to see if I was ready to goto the accademy. He also told me the tenth question and it was a do or not to do question. He asked me if I knew I would die on a mission that could save the village would I still take the mission. I passed." as he grabbed his test, wadded it into a ball and threw it at Ibiki as he put his feet up on the desk with his hands behind his head and smirked.

Ibiki asked "What are you doing."

Naruto said "I know your game. The test is a fake."

Ibiki blinked and everyone looked at Naruto and Ibiki asked "What makes you say that."

Naruto said "I know what the final question is because I have faced it before. Its a choice if you are going to take it or not."

Ibiki said "Perhaps, perhaps not but why tell everyone what you believe."

Naruto said "Because no one will believe me. All the ninja here from other villages will think I am either an idiot or trying to trick them and all the Konoha nins will think I am just the stupid little dead last from the accademy. The only ones who have to worry about it are my own team mates and we all trust each other. I will pass your test without ever writing a single answer. That is my choice."

Ibiki said "We will see, now everyone else finish your test."

Naruto sighed as he closed his eyes and Haku thought "You know, for some reason that reminds me of Icha Icha Paradise Volume 9:The heros word."

Naruto thought "Maybe a bit of it was but most of it was my own. I think Trinity is ready to kill me."

Haku looked at Trinity and thought "Whats wrong Trinity."

Trinity thought "His little action just caused the girl next to me and several others to go into heat. I'm sufficating from the smell of it."

Haku blushed and thought "Stop channeling chakra into your nose then. I know your worried about threats to us but you can lower your gaurd that little bit."

Trinity thought "Thank you princess. As your gaurd I can't relax when in hostile territory unless given permission to. Since you gave me permission means you understand the danger and put up your own guard."

Haku sighed and thought "Trinity, you know that neither I nor Narukun like special treatment. I know you and the others feel it is your duty to do it but you don't have to evolve around us."

Trinity thought "But your wrong princess. You see, we don't do it out of duty but because we each care for you and Naruto-sama because you both treat us all as equal and go out of your way to help anyone and everyone in our kingdom. If you see someone needs help carring things, training, cooking, or even children who need to be pushed in swings you both go out of your way to help our people, dragon and kitsune alike. The fact both you and him came from lands away from whirlpool and had lives like you did and still turned out so pure is something we treasure and is why we are willing to die to protect you both. I hope you understand."

Haku thought "I understand but promise me, if something is bothering you, no matter what it is you will come to me."

Trinity thought "Yes your majesty. Now relax, at this point nothing will hurt us so just get comfortable. Its going to be a long wait."

After 45 minutes Ibiki looked around the class and thought "Well, its time for the last question. Looks like the kid was right, everyone but the team from whirlpool ignored his words."

He nods and said "Alright brats, its time for the final question but before I give it there are some more rules."

Naruto was still resting with his feet on the desk and his hands behind his desk and he pulled out a deck of cards and started to shuffle them and Ibiki looked at him and said "Do you mind."

Naruto said "No, go right ahead, your not bothering me."

At this several people snickered and Ibiki said "Alright smartass, don't interupt me agian or I will disqualify your team. Now as I was saying there are some more rules. First you have to decide if you want to take the last question. If you take it and fail you will be a gennin forever but if you chose not to take it you and your team must leave now."

Kiba said "But thats not fair. Theres people who took this test several times before and they are taking the test now."

Ibiki said "They were lucky I was never thier examiner. Remember my second rule. I am law here. I can have you all fail and go home right now so shut up and chose." as he unleashed some KI.

Several people got up and left and Ibiki asked "Is that everyone."

He looked around and saw a hand go up and said "Do you want to quit." getting a nod he said "Alright, you and your teammates can go."

Naruto looked at the person who raised her hand and thought "I wonder why you quit Hinata."

When Team 8 left Kiba asked Hinata "Why did you quit."

Hinata said in stutters "Not here, please follow me." as she ran down the hall.

Back in the room Ibiki said "Alright, for all those who are left except whirlpool, you...pass."

Naruto snorts and said "Told you."

Ibiki shot him a glare and said "You were right about the final question but I want to know something about you and your team before I let you pass."

Naruto said "What do you want to know."

Ibiki asked "Why did you not try the paper test and purposely try to make more teams pass."

Naruto said "Simple, the reason I did not do the paper test is because of 3 things. One, why should I reveal my countries information gathering skills in a room full of hostile shinobi, 2 because like I said no one would believe me and actually some of them who would have thought that what I said was the real test would have talked themselves out of it and make themselves wrong when they were right and 3, the reason I knew what your test was is because an ANBU who had gaurd duty one day before I entered the accademy was talking to me about being a ninja and he gave me the exact same test you did. He asked me if I was going to go on a mission where I knew I would die but it could save the village would I still take it. I passed and he taught me stealth which saved my life several times and gave the Hokage the suggestion of letting me start in the accademy."

Ibiki said "Who was the ANBU if you don't mind me asking."

Naruto said "Weasil."

Sasuke looked at Naruto wide eyed as several other Konoha chunnin and Ibiki also did. Ibiki said "Very well, I believe your answers and reasoning and your right, you should not use your information gathering skills in this room if you can keep from it to hide your true skills and prevent people from stopping your abilities. I pass your team also."

Temari asked "Wait, if he was right then why did we even have the paper test."

Ibiki said "That test was to weed out those who are not good enough to pass the test. In our carreers information is power..."

Just then a black cloth ball came in the window and kunais hit the cealing and Anko appeared only for her black cloth to be burned by black flames.

Everyone sweatdropped and Trinity said "Sorry, I thought you were a threat for a moment, not a hooker."

At this everyone burst out laughing at Anko who fell down anime style and Ibiki said "That was almost worth you coming early Anko."

Anko stood up and glared at Trinity and said "Alright maggits, Im Anko, your 2nd procter. Meet me at training ground 44 in an hour." as she grabbed her kunais.

Trinity said "Im sorry Naruto-sama. I was not aware of seduction being a part of these exams. I hope I do not hurt your reputation if I am not adequately qualified."

Naruto waved his hand and said "Think nothing of it Trinity, Im sure between Haku and myself we can handle seducing people if that is the next test but I think your first guess might have been right. I think I remember seeing her in the red light district when I was younger. I guess we can go." as an ice mirror formed under him and one under Haku and both fell into them as Trinity left in a swirl of black flames.

Ibiki laughed at Anko who glared at where Naruto and his team were moments before and he grabbed the paper test Naruto rolled up and opened it to see if he really did pass with a blank test and then frowned and said "Anko, come look at this."

Anko blinked and looked at Ibiki and walked over and read and Anko said "What should we do."

Ibiki said "I will inform the Hokage, do not do anything to blow this."

Anko said "Right, I can wait a little longer to get the snake." as she jumped out the window.

Ibiki left in a swirl of leaves and arrived in the Hokage office and the third said "So, how was the first test."

Ibiki said "Funny but look at this." as he handed the test to the Hokage.

The third red it and said "Who else knows of this."

Ibiki said "Just Anko."

The third said "See to it that no one else does. Also tell her to leave them be for now."

Ibiki nods and leaves in a swirl of leaves and the third thought "So you already figured out who the gennin team is huh. Kabuto made a mistake of telling Naruto stats. Now I just need to learn how he was able to get access to my private ANBU records."