BPOV

Knowing my plan was tedious and dangerous only made it all the more satisfying!

I called up Vance and decided to take him up on his offer.

Barns & Noble workers were being allowed a month long vacation because of the boss's wedding. We all prepared a surprise shower so she was thanking us.

Anyways, Vance is a guy I met at school here and he runs the most popular club in Alaska! During a free period at school, Vance walked in on me playing and singing a song. I don't like the spotlight so I never sought it. I didn't think I was any good either. Vance disagreed. He offered me a place being a live performer at his club. I declined being to busy.

With one of my jobs temporarily relieved, I had more than enough time. Not to mention, I know for a fact that the Denalis will want to take the Cullens there. Kate loves it as well as the others. It's where they pick up most of their "conquests," if you know what I mean.

Vance gave me the OK and told me to be there at eight so I can get set up and confirm every thing. He also said to "dress the part."

I chuckled menacingly.

Oh I will. Phase one is a go!

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My thigh-high, blue, high-heeled boots clicked as I walked into the club. I thanked my long, black coat that hid my full outfit. (shoes on my profile)

I had gotten a call earlier from Tanya about going to the club and asking if I wanted to come. A.K.A she wanted to get me drunk so I'll spill what was up with the speedy exit at her house. Apparently none of the Cullens would tell them. I let it go to voicemail.

"Vance!" I said cheerily, getting my friend's attention.

"Izzy! Glad you could make it! Love the new streak by the way. Blue is definitely your color." Hmm… Where have I heard that before?

I had my hair dyed a glossy black with one electric blue streak. It was put up, but seemed to be almost coming down, giving it that sexy look.

We got the mike and acoustics all set up and I took my place on stage at ten. Looking out into the crowd, my eyes immediately caught the table in the back where the vampires were sitting. They were all talking, not even noticing me. I saw Tanya leaning on Edward, who seemed to be trying to hide in the shadows. My heart clenched.

Snap out of it Iz!

Vance made me a quick intro on the mike before signaling me. I could practically hear the Denalis and Cullens gasps as they saw me up here.

Well guess what? I thought, You ain't seen nothing yet. I smirked as I picked up on the beat and started to sing. My voice gaining strength as I sang Lithium by Evanescence.

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrow
Oh, but God I wanna let it go

Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone
Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show
Never wanted it to be so cold
Just didn't drink enough to say you love me

I can't hold on to me
Wonder what's wrong with me?

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrow

Don't wanna let it lay me down this time
Drown my will to fly
Here in the darkness I know myself
Can't break free until I let it go, let me go

Darling, I forgive you after all
Anything is better than to be alone
And in the end I guess I had to fall
Always find my place among the ashes

I can't hold on to me
Wonder what's wrong with me?

Lithium, don't wanna lock me up inside
Lithium, don't wanna forget how it feels without
Lithium, stay in love with me
I'm gonna let it go

The crowd burst into applause paired with many cat calls. I had a few drinks before the show and I could tell the alcohol was taking effect as I started dancing to the next song.

You took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's right

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew

Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced and just too cool
Oh no
No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything

When someone said count your blessings now
'fore they're long gone
I guess I just didn't know how
I was all wrong
They knew better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew

Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened

If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
I wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My darling
Who knew
Who knew

By the next song I was fully intoxicated, dancing across the stage. Surprisingly I was completely coordinated and my dancing was good.

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas, please

Fold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with me

Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start

And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be

A little gambling is fun when you're with me

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying

I'm just stunnin'

With my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

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The night went by well.

I was nearing the end and I had yet to remove my coat. It was my secret weapon and it was time to spark some trouble.

I smirked.

My last song isn't one I would normally choose but it would allow me to do some serious flirting with some random guys. Plus, the outfit should help me get a rise out of Edward.

Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what youre doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

I flung off my coat. The entire male population in the club seemed to explode as hoots and cat calls were shouted up at me. My short, leather, metallic, blue dress, fish-net tights, and blue, leather, thigh-high, high-heeled boots were defiantly gaining attention. (dress on my profile) I swear I heard Emmett's booming voice cat-calling me too. A notable "Ow!" confirmed it as I pictured Rosalie smacking her husband. I kept my eyes off of their table and kept up my dancing.


Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

I was waltzing over to random guys and flat out flirting with them.


You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy
Who you are, that's who you are, baby

Lollipop
Must mistake me you're a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Maybe if we both lived in different worlds
(Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer)
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't
You...

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Got Me Goin'
You're Oh-So Charmin'
But I can't do it
U Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

You Say I'm Crazy
I got Your Crazy
You're nothing but
A Womanizer

Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don't try to front I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby

The song ended and the club erupted into cheers, applause, cat-calls, etc as I gave a quick 'thank you' and hurried off stage.

I high-fived Vance and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, thanking him.

I left out the back door, only to a short, black haired, pixie.

"What the bloody hell was THAT?!?!?!?!?!"


Hee hee hee! I'm giving you another cliffy because we didn't reach 15 reviews! How about 10 this time? I honestly love them and they influence me. I'll take criticism as well as comments or questions! Please, please, please? (puts on puppy dog face)

Courtney

P.S. the songs were lithium by evanescence, who knew by pink, poker face by lady gaga, and womanizer by britany spears (i honestly dont like her that much but it was a good song for Bella to use to torment Eddie) (insert evil laugh here) XD heh heh heh