finally some teddy action. stanky diapers and stuff too. i like that lily character. and if i use my powers of putting stuff together there is so far a remus and a lily. i wont tell you anything more but i think you know if you understand the 1st generation stuff that i love so dearly. toodles! (")
now before we begin with the action lets make one statement clear; Harry loved and cherished Teddy Lupin. no matter how many time the child interrupted his classes, ripped his lesson plans, made people think that he was Ginny's and Harry's son, he still loved him. sure there were numerous times that he wished to just box Teddy up and send him to Japan but he still loved him and knowing Harry, he probably would have brought the package to japan to make sure Teddy got there safe. Harry was thrown lemons and made grapefruit juice. now the world sits and stares, asking how he did it.
Harry was in the middle of a class on Tuesday, teaching about something he once had to deal with on the great horocrux chase (that is how other students referred to it) Teddy had made a wonderful brown lump in his diaper. the smell was slowly drifting thought the room and a girl with rather bushy blond hair and very active eyes put her hand up.
''Harry, does your godson need to be changed?''
''yes, I think so'' he replied with his tone changing from sarcastic to something rather peppy.
''so I think that you all know that my godson Teddy has stunk up his diaper. the person with the most guts, most brain and most experience will get to change it. so in other words' he continued to the half of the class that wasn't jumping out of their seats, but wearing a rather stupid look on their faces. in the corner of the room was a girl that looked like she knew how to change a diaper or two. her short brown hair gave her a deadly appearance that made him think that she knew what he knew; half the people who wanted to change Teddy's diaper didn't know how. he continued with the rest of his speech;' I need someone to change Teddy's diaper.'' the girl with the deadly experience was the only one that didn't have her hand up. Harry picked her.
''what's your name miss?''
''why would I tell you? I don't want to change your godson's diaper. I do that at home.''
''because I am your teacher and I am offering you a set of already done notes, that are legible and cover everything you need to know and extra.'' Harry had copied a set of Hermoine's notes. her writing was neat and tidy, with straight lines and diagrams that often times moved so that they could demonstrate what was happening. best bribe he owned. he knew where to get the originals so he could do this and the extensive list that Umbridge made everyone put in their classrooms, and then made sure that they couldn't be removed, said nothing about giving students excellent notes.
''fine. my name is ima nothappy.''
''no, what's your real name?''
''you win Harry, you win this time. my name is Lily and the only reason that I am doing this is for the notes because without them i would fail this course and i would most definitely drop it.'' she said grimly and picked Teddy up like he weighed nothing.
while Lily was in the back changing Teddy's diaper faster than the speed of light, Harry had made the others copy down a blown up version of Hermoine's notes. he leant himself against the wall and thought for a moment or two. Lily was the name of the girl that rejected Harry. maybe she didn't like how most people exalted him and how he took it laying down. maybe she was just a thorn on the rose of Hogwarts. someone that just didn't like Harry. he went to the back silently to check on the fast progress. Teddy knew how to take a dump and make a mess of it. she fought to get his feet high enough in the air to change the diaper, seeming that she did it like this at home all the time.
''so Lily, what house are you in?''
''Gryffindor.''
''were you possibly named after someone?''
''sort of. you see my mom was friends with someone named Madeline Redwall and she happened to be friends with a Lily. Lily Evans to be exact. the reason i got that name was because she died saving her son, who is standing in front of me as a reminder of why i have this name.''
''well Lily, i like that name. are you really feeling that you are failing this course?''
''yeah, i think i am mainly because i understand what we are learning but i don't understand it. what i mean is mostly i haven't understood anything you have said. i am too busy worrying about at home, where mum and pap are with four young children. i am a third year and its a miracle i have made it so far. the rest aren't magical, well the last two haven't been or they would have gotten the letter.''
''so let me get this straight Lily, you cant concentrate on your school because you are afraid for your family. i think i know someone that will take very good care of your family for you. you do know my girlfriend Ginny, right?''
''yeah.''
''her mom is at home right now and she has had seven or so kids and she has nothing do to at her home right now. tonight i will send her an owl and tomorrow she might go get your family to come to the burrow. sound good?''
''yeah, i guess. here's Teddy.'' she said passing him the sleepy kid. he had fought the entire time so when he got back to Harry he was tired. going back to his lesson he cradled the half asleep child in his arms and finished the last class of the day.
that night Ginny and Harry had some alone time in the common room in front of the fire while Ron and Hermoine fought over Teddy. the demonic couple were dating again and the didn't fight over Teddy, more or less passed him from person to person so that they could jinx the crowd and get some of their own alone time. Harry could have sworn that ron and hermoine were married, the bickered like a married couple. they share notes and homework, so the other professors think that ron is some sort of genius.
''i love you Harry.''
''i love you too.''
''someday i think that i will have a ferret farm. i will be the farmers wife and you will be the farmer.''
''what makes you think that i will agree with that? what if i want to be an auror?''
''then you can be a ferret farmer and an auror.''
''what if i told you that i was going to auror camp the beginning of next school year?''
''then i will go with you. i want to become an auror.''
''so you mean that i wont be alone?''
''yes that is what i mean. one word to my over sensitive brothers and i will have your hide for that.''
''agreed. i think that i want my hide.''
''so do i, and even if i did steal it i would probably give it back because i love you.''
''did you do your homework?''
''no, because i don't have any because while i still had the half hangover you made me do it all remember?''
''now i do.'' and Harry gave her a sweet kiss. when it broke she laid her head in his lap. Ginny stretched and then exclaimed a loud 'ouch!'.
''how did you hurt yourself now?''
''hit my foot.''
''i don't think that you will make it a single day in auror camp.'' Ginny punched Harry's abs as hard as she could and he didn't cringe.
''i think i will make two days and make you sad. if i win, you buy me a ferret. if i lose, i buy you a ferret.''
''but what if i don't want the ferret?''
''then you will give it to me and i will make my own ferret farm and become famous.''
''so you are going to win without winning?''
''that is exactly the plan Stan.''
''my name is not stan, its Harry you silly girl.'' and Harry then started tickling her. he had made her roll off the couch when a very cranky Teddy was brought to him by a very upset hermoine.
''here is your godson. i don't think that he likes me.'' and she left solemnly. oh well, her loss. Teddy fell asleep almost instantly she placed him in Harry's arms. Teddy was adorable, and Harry had four more days to go. how could he not? then remembering his promise to Lily, he asked Ginny;
''do you think that your mom could take care of some friends of mine?''
''how many?''
''six, plus Christmas is coming up and so add your brothers and stuff.''
''not in the burrow but if you let us stay at the manor then...''
''settled then.'' and Harry sent the owl off into the cold night sky that was speckled with little white stars, and Harry could have almost sworn that the stars looked like people he knew, like Sirius and Dumbledore.
YO PEOPLE! I KINDA HAVE THIS ACHE FOR A NICE REVIEW! OR I JUST MIGHT HIT A BLOCK AND THEN NO MORE NINETEEN YEARS. NICE REVIEWS PLEASE, PLEASE BE SUPPORTIVE.
