Hello everyone,

Yes! another chapter is here for you lovely readers. and thankyou so much for everyone who has reviewed, it really does make me happy!
wow, i think this is the longest chapter in this story so far! i hope you enjoy this because school starts tomorrow again :( *sigh* two weeks really isn't long enough for a holiday, especially when its freezing cold when you go back to school, dam winter! so with school on the way i don't know when i will be updating again, hopefully soon.

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I took my first step within the door and really wished I had stayed in the paddock, either that or ran far away.

"What the hell is the meaning of this, hm?" Deidara yelled at me from the kitchen where they all seemed to be, holding some sort of meeting.

Konan, Tobi and Zetsu must have told Deidara and Itachi that we knew who they were and all of that. By the looks of things, the news hadn't gone down too well; both boys had angry and deadly looks on their faces.

I laughed to myself, "the meaning of this is that there is someone in this world that knows what happens in your world and has decided to show it in a manga serries called Naruto, which has become increasing popular."

That seemed to make him think for a minute, for once letting the house fall silent. I didn't realise I missed the peaceful silence so much until now, these guys sure were going to test my patience over the next few days.

"Who is this writer?" Itachi asked, his eyes seemed to be boring into me, like he was trying to see inside my soul. It was a bit unnerving.

"His name is Masashi Kishimoto." I told him.

"Hm, I seem to recognise the name Kishimoto," Zetsu said. He had heard the whole story from Konan and Tobi last night, so he wasn't so bad with hearing it today.

"So do I," agreed Itachi, "Where does this person live?"

"Um, many miles that way," I said pointing in a north westerly direction. I got puzzled looks from all of them, "meaning he lives in Japan which over the ocean in that direction which is along way away."

"How long does it take to get to this Japan?" Zetsu asked, obviously interested in meeting Masashi Kishimoto as well.

I sighed, "About 8 hours or something by aeroplane and a have no idea how long it takes by boat. Anyway you need money to get there, and I'm certainly not paying for you to go to Japan." I said folding my arms. Anyway, if they met Kishimoto they would probably end up killing him, and that means I wouldn't get to see how the books ended.

"You're as stingy as Kakuzu, yeah," Deidara said.

Emily and I laughed, "Maybe," I said.

"When you told Konan and Tobi how much you knew about us, you mentioned some of our pasts, how much of our pasts do you know?" Itachi inquired, obviously wanting to know if I knew the real reason he killed his family, as if I'd tell him.

"Well concerning your past, just that you killed your clan and only left your brother, apparently to test his vessel or something." I said, as his eyes tried to read me again, I really wish that he would stop that, it was making me uncomfortable.

"What about mine, hm?" Deidara asked.

Before I could get a word in Emily took over, oh well, I thought, she knew more about him than me seeing as how she was a major fan.

"All we know is that you left your village as a criminal and became a bomb for hire until the Akatsuki picked you up." she told him.

"Yeah, when Itachi kicked your ass," I muttered low enough for only my ears, well I thought so.

"What was that?" Itachi and Deidara inquired, their voices as sharp as knives.

I smirked to myself, "Nothing." What can I say? Playing with them is fun, even if it will get me killed one day.

I don't think they liked not knowing, they both sent glares my way and Deidara was about to say something when Emily elbowed me in the ribs and changed the subject.

"Haha, don't worry about her." She laughed nervously, "So, did you guys hear anything about the others?"

"No, we haven't heard anything as yet, hm." Deidara answered, turning his attention on Emily.

Itachi was still glaring at me; he must really hate me or something. He probably knew we were lying about how much we knew and was deciding whether or not to kill us. Suddenly he turned to the others.

"We need to talk, in private," he added, glancing back at Emily and me.

I sighed, "Ok, ok we get the point," Emily said. We both headed outside and walked back to the horse's paddock.

"So here we are, waiting for them to decide if we are going to die again." Emily grumbled kicking at a tuff of grass. "But on the bright side, Deidara's even cuter in real life than he is in the anime!" she said, her voice ending in a high pitched squeal.

I laughed, "All the guys are. Do you reckon he's noticed you yet?" I asked.

"I hope so! I could just go in there and start making out with him right now!" she said with a dreamy look coming over her eyes.

We stood there for while, rubbing our horses necks while our fates were being decided once again.

"What's with Itachi? He seems to glare at you so much it's as though he wants to burn a hole right through you," Emily said after a while.

"I don't know, maybe he realises we know more than we're letting on and he doesn't want his secret getting out." I replied.

"What secret?" she asked, completely oblivious to what I was talking about. She liked the Naruto series, but she concentrated on Deidara mainly.

I sighed, "It's the real reason he killed his family, only something like three people know," I said.

"Oh, do I want to know or will it probably kill me?"

"Unfortunately, it will probably kill you." I said, thinking about what would happen if he found out that I knew.

"Ok, then I don't want to know." She said happily. "Wait, but what happens if he finds out that you know?" she asked as fear started to creep across her face.

"Uh, I really don't want to think about it, but it won't be pretty." I said, making a face as I imagined myself torn limb from limb lying in a pool of blood.

"Hm, you're probably right, don't worry, we won't let him find out." she said in a determined voice.

"I sure hope he doesn't, but if he does, don't be surprised if I suddenly disappear one morning."

She laughed, "Don't worry, I'll avenge you." She said with an evil grin on her face. So you all know, her avenging methods don't include killing, they include mind games which leave the victim almost insane when she finishes with them.

I sent an evil grin back, "Ok, done deal."

We both laughed, thinking of evil ways to get Itachi back if he tried to kill me. The door to the kitchen opened and we were called back inside.

"You guys can come back now," Konan called out to us.

"Lets go see if they have decided to kill us yet." I said as we started to head back to the house.

As we walked back into the kitchen we were met with stony faces.

"We have decided to wait until we find leader before we make any final decisions." Zetsu told us, "So you won't be dying today, to Deidara's and Itachi's dismay,"His black side said.

What he said was true, the looks on Deidara's and Itachi's face was something of disappointment and anger. I laughed inside at knowing we had once again pissed them off.

"Well, that's a relief," Emily said, letting out the breath she had been holding.

"Yeah, it sure is! Tobi was so scared that they might choose to kill you," Tobi said, being really dramatic.

I looked down at myself as Emily and Tobi went into a huge discussion about how scary it was to almost die. I realised that I still looked as though I had rolled around on the ground, with dirt covering my body as well as scratches. I decided a shower was definitely in order, so I headed up stairs and to my room, making a point not to look at the door which had the destroyed room behind it.

As I got out of the shower I heard screams and banging coming from down stairs. What are they doing now? I thought as a couple of crashes added to the noise. Once I had finished getting dressed into clean clothes, I sighed and prepared myself for a war zone.

I walked towards the stairs with tension rising in my stomach; I knew the scene below couldn't be good. Another scream sounded through the air, it sounded like Tobi's and it was closely followed by Emily's. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but I could also hear others yelling.

I reached the stairs and slowly made my way down, fearing what was at the bottom. Deidara's yelling filled my ears along with more crashes. I knew I had to go down there and sort this out before anything else was smashed apart. As I walked down the stairs I came upon a scene which made me cringe in horror and want to pull my hair out and scream in frustration.

Tobi had his back to the kitchen sink, leaning over backwards, his hands trying to grab something to free himself. Deidara was leaning over him, his hands wrapped around Tobi's throat, trying to squeeze the life out of him. Emily was on one side of Deidara, trying to pull his hands away and screaming at him to stop. Konan and Zetsu were on the other side of the counter and Itachi was sitting on the couch watching TV as though nothing was happening. Somehow, this ticked me off even more.

Everyone (save Itachi) was yelling and screaming at Deidara to stop, while Deidara was yelling about how annoying Tobi was and how he had had enough. There was stuff thrown all around the room. Papers, ornaments, a smashed lamp, dining room chairs, broken and smashed plates and glasses and Ben the pot plant, was all lying on the ground having been thrown around. No wonder Konan and Zetsu were behind the counter, they were probably using it as a shield.

"What the hell do you think you are doing." I said in a quiet but extremely angry voice; I was almost at breaking point.

Everyone looked at me, stopping in mid sentence, making everything fall silent.

"I was-" Deidara began.

"Shut up! Look at what you've done. The kitchen is a mess, you've broken half of our stuff and while trying to kill Tobi you killed Ben the pot plant instead. If you can't stop your self, do it outside!" I yelled at Deidara.

When I mentioned Ben, a look of horror came over Emily's face. Ben was our pot plant we had saved from the evil plant killer who once lived on the other side of town. I don't even know what type of plant it is, but it has large leaves with pink and white flowers.

Suddenly Deidara fell through Tobi as Tobi did that stupid space time jutsu which is really annoying, and hit his hip against the sink, making him growl in anger and pain.

"Sorry Crissy, we will go out side now," Tobi said apologetically, before running out side with Deidara hot on his heals.

"Oh no, poor Ben," Emily said as she cross the kitchen to where Ben lay, having been swept off the counter and onto the ground. He was lying in a heap of soil with his broken pot scattered around him.

I left the kitchen and went outside, searching for a new pot. There was no sign of Deidara or Tobi, and at that moment I couldn't care less if they didn't come back.

I found a pot of suitable size, it was just a black plastic one but it would do for the moment. I took it back inside and helped Emily carefully put Ben in it, while surrounding his roots with the nutrient rich soil. Konan helped clean up while Zetsu went outside to do whatever, probably cheer Deidara on or something.

It took along time to clear everything away, and instead of helping, Itachi just sat on the couch and watched TV or whatever he was doing. His continuing laziness was really pissing me off.

After two hours everything was finally back in its place, all the broken dishes were in the bin, all the extra soil and other stuff swept up and everything looked as good as new, except we were missing quite a few plates, glasses and ornaments which had been broken during Deidara's rampage.

"We still have the room upstairs to do," Emily said as she stood up and wiped her forehead.

"I'll do that tomorrow, I've had enough cleaning up for one day," I said, trying not to think about the huge job it was going to take to clean that room out.

"Ok, fair enough. I wonder where Deidara and Tobi are now; I hope they haven't killed each other." She said, looking out the kitchen window.

"We can only hope that they have," Konan said, coming over to us.

I laughed, "Yeah we can only hope." I agreed.

Emily gasped, "Not Deidara though, he better be alright."

"What do you mean, only Deidara? Have you got a crush on him or something?" Konan asked, becoming interested in the conversation.

"What? n-no of course not, why would you say something like that." Emily stuttered, realising that Konan would probably tell Deidara.

I rolled my eyes, it was so obvious that she was lying.

"Hm, if you say so," Konan said, she wasn't fooled either.

It wasn't until after we had finished tea when Tobi and Deidara came back through the door, both looking exhausted with dirt all over their clothes. Deidara had a smirk plastered across his face; it was obvious who had won.

They flopped down at the dining room table.

"What's for tea, hm?" Deidara asked.

"We already had it, but we saved some for you. I'll heat it up now." Emily said, jumping off the couch and almost running into the kitchen.

Tea that night had been an interesting event. Being S classed criminals, the Akatsuki were obviously suspicious of anyone who tried to be nice to them, and Itachi was no exception.

So when I put Itachi's plate of food on the table before him, he had refused to eat it. Finally after everyone telling him it was ok, me persuading him that I hadn't put any poison in there and after watching everyone else eat for a couple of minutes, he finally decided that it was ok to eat. By the time he finally started eating I was almost at the point of shoving the whole plate of food in his face. Almost.

Unfortunately, it didn't get to that point, but I sure came close.

After they finished tea we sorted out bed arrangements, which got increasingly annoying because of Deidara being extremely picky about what bedroom he wanted.

"Not that one, it's too dark, yeah."

"No, I don't like the colour on the walls, hm."

"Too small."

"It's only got a single bed, hm"

Were only some of the complaints I was bombarded with. Finally after showing him every bedroom in the house I went back down to the second story and showed him the bedroom next the Emily's.

"You can have this one, and I don't care if it's not up to your standards." I said, almost at breaking point for the third time today.

"But there is a tree blocking the vie-"

"I don't care!" I said walking out and slamming the door behind me. At least one person would be happy with the room that I chose for him.

I walked to my bedroom, thinking of the comfortable warm bed waiting for my tired body. Emily came up the stairs and walked towards her bedroom.

"Did you finally find one he liked?" she asked, yawning a bit.

"No, but you will be happy with my choice." I said, smiling.

"You mean he is next to me?" she asked, a huge smile on her face.

"Yep, anyway I'm going to bed, night."

"Yay thankyou so much! Ok night." She said, almost bouncing with delight the rest of the way to her bedroom.

I smiled to myself and walked the rest of the way to my bedroom. I fell into bed, exhausted with the day's events. As sleep washed over me, the memory of Jake telling us he was going to come around tomorrow swam before my eyes.


so there you are, what will happen next chapter? will jake find out they are harbouring criminals? will their house suffer more destruction? find out in the next chapter!

please review, it makes the school work seem to dissapear :D haha sucked in teachers :p