By:
G.O.D.'s L.A. (God Of Death's Little Angel)
Disclaimer: Don't own Tenchi ppls
or the Gundam Wing ppls, understood? Good!
Note: I am
SO sorry for not getting this out sooner. I know I said I would try for seven
days but I have been working on my other stories because I haven't BEEN working
on them so I could get this on out. PLUS I am making this one up as I go
because I normally write mine out in a notebook during the school year BUT
since I am out of school my lazy ass sits in front of the computer working on
my stories most of the day! Anyhow this also takes more time because I have to
keep checking the other chapters because I have another story that is just like
this one and I can't remember who IS and who ISN'T home. Sorry for the back up!
Oh and right now I'm sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes! (I know I spell
Ayeke different but OH WELL!) Peace
Chapter 9: Breakfast Time!
"Oh
my Tenchi!" Ryoko cooed, wiggling in his lap. Which was meant promptly with
Tenchi grabbing for some tissues.
"AH
Ryoko could you please stop?" he pleaded; everyone was sitting in their seats
already sweatdropping at her actions.
"Why
Tenchi? Don't you WANT me to?" she asked sultrily, swirling her finger on his
chest in little circles.
"Ah
err that isn't the point. Please!"
"Fine."
She sat in her seat. Sasami brought out all the food with the help of her
sister. Setting out some forks for everyone to use she smiled, let out a sigh,
and sat down to eat. Ryoko was stuffing her face, as normal. She only had a
slight problem with the fork at first but the was able to use it. While
everyone else was still on their first waffle, even Duo, she was on her sixth.
The gundam boys slightly sweatdropped but recovered since they were so use to
Duo doing things like this every morning! Soon everyone was able to eat their
food with great ease with the different utensil, it was kind of hard to switch
from using chopsticks all the time to using a fork.
"Thims is groood Sasamchi-chaun!" (Remember her mouth is full)
"Ryoko
it is bad manners to talk with your mouth full!" Sasami scolded," but thank you
for the compliment. The space pirate groaned.
"Ah
Sasami you're no more fun anymore! You're like your sister more and more every
day!" she moaned.
Ayeke
yelled, turning her head towards her, "WHAT!?!?" The rest of the family giggled
at this.
"Well
at least I have manners!"
"What
are you saying that I don't have manners?"
"Now
where would you get an idea like that?"
"Oh
you Prissy Princess!"
"Rowdy
Space Pirate!"
"Picky
hermit!"
"Rude
barbarian!"
"Bitch!"
"Ruffian!"
"Ladies!"
Tenchi started but was interrupted when they stood up and pushed their chairs
away.
"Why
you!"
"What
cat's got your tongue? Come on Princess! I'll give you the first shot!"
Lighting sparks flew from the two women. The glints clashed and boomed as their
anger rose. Light flashes of Ayeke's logs and Ryoko's energy balls were seen.
"You
guys! Come on please stop!"
"Hey
Ayeke isn't that mommy's ship?" Sasami questioned, pointing out the window. She
turned her head around at break neck speed.
"WHAT??"
She screamed, the light blue sky had large puffy clouds floating in it, but no
ship. She looked at her sister.
"Sasami
there are no space ships there!"
"Yes
but it got you to stop talking!"
"Oh
my, I am so sorry Sasami. I just didn't think my actions over, please accept my
apologies." Ayeke asked, bowing her head. Everyone nodded some way or another
and Ryoko settled down in her seat.
Washu pointed out," Well we better start eating before my daughter finish the
entire meal herself." Everyone stifled a laugh and sat back down in his or her
seat. The meal consisted of ALL those kinds of waffles that Sasami made in the
other chapter, eggs, bacon, sausage, harsh browns, ham, omelets, juice, and tea.
"Wow
Sasami," Tenchi complemented," You really out did yourself today." She blushed
lightly and thanked him for the complement.
Ryoko
suggested," If you like cooking I could always make you breakfast some time my
Tenchi." This idea was shot down, stomped on, beaten, burned at the stake,
drowned, cut, and hung out to dry. Sasami, Washu, Tenchi, Ayeke, and Yosho all
said at the exact same time.
"NO!" The space pirate shrugged her shoulders, and
speared some more eggs with her fork.
"What?
It was only a suggestion. Come on my cooking isn't that bad."
The normal residents of the house face
faulted at this, climbing up they gave her a weird stare.
"Miss
Ryoko don't you remember the last time you cooked?" Ayeke questioned, it was
too bad that she DID recall it, so did everyone else in the house that did eat
it.
"Yeah
I made soup, so what, its not like no one has never done it before!"
"Not
quite like you did." Tenchi mumbled, receiving a glare from his
girlfriend/lover.
Ayeke
finished," You dropped soy sauce and salt in it. Not only that but you left it
on the stove, boiling!"
"Yeah
that sure was a big mess to clean up!" Sasami added in. It took three whole
days to clean up. There were eight layers to that stuff, the green stuff on
top, carrots, brown gravy stuff, potatoes, tomatoes, salt, soy sauce, and a
final layer of something that not even Washu could figure out what it was.
"Ok,
ok I promise that I won't cook for you my Tenchi, happy?"
"Yes."
They all smiled as the two shared a quick kiss. It was brief but got a lot of
'aahhhs' and 'ohhh' and 'how sweet' from the women in the room. Tenchi's father
patted him on the back, really hard.
"My
son is finally becoming a man! I was so worried before and then all these women
came! I got worried that you might be gay because you hadn't picked on yet and
you FINALLY did! I am so happy. Your mother in heaven would be proud of our
son!" he crowed. Giving the young couple (if you can consider Ryoko young? I
don't know) a succinct hug he got up and went to work. He mumbled something
about being on a trip. He was looking up at the sky conversing with 'mother in
heaven'.
"Tenchi
remember you have practice today! You are getting much to sloppy." His
grandfather reprimanded. With that he got up and went out side. Most likely up
to the shrine, because that is where he always went after breakfast or any meal
for that matter.
Ryoko
teased," You are getting pretty sloppy with your sword Tenchi." He started to
choke on his food and turn blue. As soon as he swallowed all the apple waffles
he grabbed a tissue to stop the flow of blood leaking out of his nose.
"Really
Miss Ryoko you are so vulgar!" Ayeke laughed, all the people still remaining in
the room snickered at Tenchi being teased.
Washu headed back to her lab. She said she
wanted to study the gundams some more so Quatre and Trowa went with her to show
the small pint sized scientist Heavyarms, and Sandrock first. Since they were
the only gundams that had been kept through out the wars and just upgraded
while the other pilots received new models of their gundams. They walked off
starting to describe the main things that all of the mechs had in common.
Ayeke and Sasami gathered the dishes and
started to clean them. Pouring all of them into the sink, and blasting boiling
water all over the grimy, solid tableware. Adding some soap they both started
scrubbing them so that they would become as good as new.
Tenchi headed out for the carrot fields, the
small cabbit leaping besides him. She started to help Tenchi in the fields so
that she could do something all day. Plus it was easier for her to sneak the
orange vegetable this way. She changed into her humanoid form and carried the
supplies that they could need. A couple hoes, rakes, and a brown sac full of
the seeds for the carrots. After eating lunch they would both go their separate
ways. Tenchi would go to practice and the brown cabbit would return to the
young princess to play games.
Ryoko went to the shrine to help clean.
Every since Tenchi had chosen her she had helped out a little more. Whenever
she wasn't by Tenchi she was helping out around the house by doing Mihoshi's
old chores. Since the Galaxy Police officer was no longer here most of the time
she didn't have chores. So since Ryoko didn't do anything else really she just
picked up the chores. Today she had toilets and sweeping the shrine steps. Old
petals and leaves were decaying on the steps. They never seemed to go away. She
had her broom in hand and was starting at the top of the stairs. She already had
six of them done, but it would take most of the day to finish all of the steps.
As for Wufei, Heero and Duo well they all
went swimming in the lake. Since there was nothing else left for them to do
they had decided to take a long brake from everything in the world. All their
worries drifted away as they swam in the water. All of them had gotten the to
design their own trunks in Washu's lab. She created them and gave them to the
guys as a gift for dragging them here.
Duo had on a pair of black ones that had a
picture of Shinigami on them and a saying. They read in neon green 'I am the
real Shinigami!' Heero just had plain black trunks, if it was up to him he
would of swam buck naked or in his spandex shorts. All the other guys refused
to let him though and forced him to wear them. Wufei had on a pair of dragon
green trunks with a golden dragon on it.
They were playing a game of Marco Polo. Duo
was it. He was waddling around in the shallow water. What he didn't know was
that Heero had a pool noodle and was right behind him. Taking the yellow foam
stick he whacked the unsuspecting American.
"OUCH!
Grrrr. MARCO!" He yelped, rubbing his head where he not doubt would have a
bruise in the morning.
Two
faint polos were heard. Duo turned around and dived under the water. He swam
around looking for the other two guys. After a good twenty minutes the guys
gave the game up. Instead they decided on beating each other with the foam
noodles.
Sasami yelled," GUYS LUNCH IS READY!" She had her
sister teleport to the shrine to tell them that the lunch was ready.
That
is it for this chapter! I will TRY to get the next one out sooner, but come on
I need some MORE reviews. As soon as I get five more I will post the next
chapter. Anyhow I hope ya enjoyed it, tell me what ya think! Duomaxwellheeroyuy0102@yahoo.com
I think it is fun to beat people with those foam noodles. Hey if you have any
suggestions for what would be funny for them to do in the next chapter or so
email me! I really don't mind! Peace
