Chapter9: Breakfast Time
Chapter9: Breakfast Time

By: G.O.D.'s L.A. (God Of Death's Little Angel)

Disclaimer: Don't own Tenchi ppls or the Gundam Wing ppls, understood? Good!

Note: I am SO sorry for not getting this out sooner. I know I said I would try for seven days but I have been working on my other stories because I haven't BEEN working on them so I could get this on out. PLUS I am making this one up as I go because I normally write mine out in a notebook during the school year BUT since I am out of school my lazy ass sits in front of the computer working on my stories most of the day! Anyhow this also takes more time because I have to keep checking the other chapters because I have another story that is just like this one and I can't remember who IS and who ISN'T home. Sorry for the back up! Oh and right now I'm sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes! (I know I spell Ayeke different but OH WELL!) Peace

Chapter 9: Breakfast Time!

"Oh my Tenchi!" Ryoko cooed, wiggling in his lap. Which was meant promptly with Tenchi grabbing for some tissues.

"AH Ryoko could you please stop?" he pleaded; everyone was sitting in their seats already sweatdropping at her actions.

"Why Tenchi? Don't you WANT me to?" she asked sultrily, swirling her finger on his chest in little circles.

"Ah err that isn't the point. Please!"

"Fine." She sat in her seat. Sasami brought out all the food with the help of her sister. Setting out some forks for everyone to use she smiled, let out a sigh, and sat down to eat. Ryoko was stuffing her face, as normal. She only had a slight problem with the fork at first but the was able to use it. While everyone else was still on their first waffle, even Duo, she was on her sixth. The gundam boys slightly sweatdropped but recovered since they were so use to Duo doing things like this every morning! Soon everyone was able to eat their food with great ease with the different utensil, it was kind of hard to switch from using chopsticks all the time to using a fork.
"Thims is groood Sasamchi-chaun!" (Remember her mouth is full)

"Ryoko it is bad manners to talk with your mouth full!" Sasami scolded," but thank you for the compliment. The space pirate groaned.

"Ah Sasami you're no more fun anymore! You're like your sister more and more every day!" she moaned.

Ayeke yelled, turning her head towards her, "WHAT!?!?" The rest of the family giggled at this.

"Well at least I have manners!"

"What are you saying that I don't have manners?"

"Now where would you get an idea like that?"

"Oh you Prissy Princess!"

"Rowdy Space Pirate!"

"Picky hermit!"

"Rude barbarian!"
"Bitch!"

"Ruffian!"

"Ladies!" Tenchi started but was interrupted when they stood up and pushed their chairs away.

"Why you!"

"What cat's got your tongue? Come on Princess! I'll give you the first shot!" Lighting sparks flew from the two women. The glints clashed and boomed as their anger rose. Light flashes of Ayeke's logs and Ryoko's energy balls were seen.

"You guys! Come on please stop!"

"Hey Ayeke isn't that mommy's ship?" Sasami questioned, pointing out the window. She turned her head around at break neck speed.

"WHAT??" She screamed, the light blue sky had large puffy clouds floating in it, but no ship. She looked at her sister.

"Sasami there are no space ships there!"

"Yes but it got you to stop talking!"

"Oh my, I am so sorry Sasami. I just didn't think my actions over, please accept my apologies." Ayeke asked, bowing her head. Everyone nodded some way or another and Ryoko settled down in her seat.
Washu pointed out," Well we better start eating before my daughter finish the entire meal herself." Everyone stifled a laugh and sat back down in his or her seat. The meal consisted of ALL those kinds of waffles that Sasami made in the other chapter, eggs, bacon, sausage, harsh browns, ham, omelets, juice, and tea.

"Wow Sasami," Tenchi complemented," You really out did yourself today." She blushed lightly and thanked him for the complement.

Ryoko suggested," If you like cooking I could always make you breakfast some time my Tenchi." This idea was shot down, stomped on, beaten, burned at the stake, drowned, cut, and hung out to dry. Sasami, Washu, Tenchi, Ayeke, and Yosho all said at the exact same time.

"NO!" The space pirate shrugged her shoulders, and speared some more eggs with her fork.

"What? It was only a suggestion. Come on my cooking isn't that bad."

The normal residents of the house face faulted at this, climbing up they gave her a weird stare.

"Miss Ryoko don't you remember the last time you cooked?" Ayeke questioned, it was too bad that she DID recall it, so did everyone else in the house that did eat it.

"Yeah I made soup, so what, its not like no one has never done it before!"

"Not quite like you did." Tenchi mumbled, receiving a glare from his girlfriend/lover.

Ayeke finished," You dropped soy sauce and salt in it. Not only that but you left it on the stove, boiling!"

"Yeah that sure was a big mess to clean up!" Sasami added in. It took three whole days to clean up. There were eight layers to that stuff, the green stuff on top, carrots, brown gravy stuff, potatoes, tomatoes, salt, soy sauce, and a final layer of something that not even Washu could figure out what it was.

"Ok, ok I promise that I won't cook for you my Tenchi, happy?"

"Yes." They all smiled as the two shared a quick kiss. It was brief but got a lot of 'aahhhs' and 'ohhh' and 'how sweet' from the women in the room. Tenchi's father patted him on the back, really hard.

"My son is finally becoming a man! I was so worried before and then all these women came! I got worried that you might be gay because you hadn't picked on yet and you FINALLY did! I am so happy. Your mother in heaven would be proud of our son!" he crowed. Giving the young couple (if you can consider Ryoko young? I don't know) a succinct hug he got up and went to work. He mumbled something about being on a trip. He was looking up at the sky conversing with 'mother in heaven'.

"Tenchi remember you have practice today! You are getting much to sloppy." His grandfather reprimanded. With that he got up and went out side. Most likely up to the shrine, because that is where he always went after breakfast or any meal for that matter.

Ryoko teased," You are getting pretty sloppy with your sword Tenchi." He started to choke on his food and turn blue. As soon as he swallowed all the apple waffles he grabbed a tissue to stop the flow of blood leaking out of his nose.

"Really Miss Ryoko you are so vulgar!" Ayeke laughed, all the people still remaining in the room snickered at Tenchi being teased.

Washu headed back to her lab. She said she wanted to study the gundams some more so Quatre and Trowa went with her to show the small pint sized scientist Heavyarms, and Sandrock first. Since they were the only gundams that had been kept through out the wars and just upgraded while the other pilots received new models of their gundams. They walked off starting to describe the main things that all of the mechs had in common.

Ayeke and Sasami gathered the dishes and started to clean them. Pouring all of them into the sink, and blasting boiling water all over the grimy, solid tableware. Adding some soap they both started scrubbing them so that they would become as good as new.

Tenchi headed out for the carrot fields, the small cabbit leaping besides him. She started to help Tenchi in the fields so that she could do something all day. Plus it was easier for her to sneak the orange vegetable this way. She changed into her humanoid form and carried the supplies that they could need. A couple hoes, rakes, and a brown sac full of the seeds for the carrots. After eating lunch they would both go their separate ways. Tenchi would go to practice and the brown cabbit would return to the young princess to play games.

Ryoko went to the shrine to help clean. Every since Tenchi had chosen her she had helped out a little more. Whenever she wasn't by Tenchi she was helping out around the house by doing Mihoshi's old chores. Since the Galaxy Police officer was no longer here most of the time she didn't have chores. So since Ryoko didn't do anything else really she just picked up the chores. Today she had toilets and sweeping the shrine steps. Old petals and leaves were decaying on the steps. They never seemed to go away. She had her broom in hand and was starting at the top of the stairs. She already had six of them done, but it would take most of the day to finish all of the steps.

As for Wufei, Heero and Duo well they all went swimming in the lake. Since there was nothing else left for them to do they had decided to take a long brake from everything in the world. All their worries drifted away as they swam in the water. All of them had gotten the to design their own trunks in Washu's lab. She created them and gave them to the guys as a gift for dragging them here.

Duo had on a pair of black ones that had a picture of Shinigami on them and a saying. They read in neon green 'I am the real Shinigami!' Heero just had plain black trunks, if it was up to him he would of swam buck naked or in his spandex shorts. All the other guys refused to let him though and forced him to wear them. Wufei had on a pair of dragon green trunks with a golden dragon on it.

They were playing a game of Marco Polo. Duo was it. He was waddling around in the shallow water. What he didn't know was that Heero had a pool noodle and was right behind him. Taking the yellow foam stick he whacked the unsuspecting American.

"OUCH! Grrrr. MARCO!" He yelped, rubbing his head where he not doubt would have a bruise in the morning.

Two faint polos were heard. Duo turned around and dived under the water. He swam around looking for the other two guys. After a good twenty minutes the guys gave the game up. Instead they decided on beating each other with the foam noodles.

Sasami yelled," GUYS LUNCH IS READY!" She had her sister teleport to the shrine to tell them that the lunch was ready.

That is it for this chapter! I will TRY to get the next one out sooner, but come on I need some MORE reviews. As soon as I get five more I will post the next chapter. Anyhow I hope ya enjoyed it, tell me what ya think! Duomaxwellheeroyuy0102@yahoo.com I think it is fun to beat people with those foam noodles. Hey if you have any suggestions for what would be funny for them to do in the next chapter or so email me! I really don't mind! Peace