Dear Pharoah,
That is right Atem. I am addressing this letter to you. Don't you dare think for a second that you are free from all of these complaints. I am sick and tired of having everyone believe your a great duelist. Don't you dare look surprised at what I am writing. Here is the thing.
I want to go with Yugi.
Yes. You heard me. I want to be in Yugi's deck and stay with Yugi at all times. Why? First of all, I am an Egyptian God. I can do whatever I please. I am not your little puppy dog like Dark Magician over there.
Second of all, Yugi legitimately cares about me.
I can see his eyes light up whenever you draw me in a duel. I bet his heart soars when I come out onto the field and wreck the unfortunate soul in his way. Like in the duel with Marik's dark side, Yugi believed in me. I was ready to fight for Yugi right there. No one messes between me and my Yugi. You just had to give the word and I would have given Ra a piece of my mind.
But what do you do?
You make me a shield for Obelisk.
Your loyal Egyptian God that follows you everywhere just became a tool to protect another God that had no connection with you whatsoever. It sickens me to my core. The fact you also preach about the "heart of the cards" and every "monster is valuable" just makes me want to set the you on fire. I'd rather go with a duelist who would truly care about me than some pharaoh that wouldn't blink an eye if I got hurt.
Did I hurt your feelings? Good because you never cared about mine.
So I am going to go with Yugi Muto. The small Yugi who will always be my favorite and the true duelist in my eyes. Besides, it isn't fair for Kaiba to have a fake Obelisk with him and Yugi doesn't have a fake me. I think the best solution is if I actually stayed with Yugi so I can be the true strongest monster in his deck.
I am going to leave with you one more note that you should ponder very carefully.
At least, Yugi didn't let me get beheaded in Ancient Egypt like you did.
The Egyptian God that has always served under you.
-Slifer the Sky Dragon
P.S. It would not be wise to get in my way Pharaoh. If you do, you might just be another meal for me to eat leisurely with my two mouths.
