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Layne Faire got an early peak at this chapter as Thursday was her birthday...hope ya'll enjoy it as much as she did!
So, are we ready for a bit of a shift in the story? Hmmm... Well, this chapter has some lemon juice, some laughs, and *gasps* a pinch of heavy...hope you enjoy!
MPOV
Edward had been distracted the last couple of times I'd come in, so, like, I was hoping today he wouldn't be, or if he was, I could help channel a few things, like, with me.
The toys he'd suggested were, like, fine and all. But I was needing some, like, real dick. Especially since Jasper suddenly had been keeping his from me. He hadn't even gotten back from his drive last night before I'd fallen asleep. And he was gone before I got up this morning.
Though I could tell he'd been home. The bathroom had still been, like, steamy when I'd gone in to do my morning business.
Anyways, like, whatever. I'd come prepared. Edward wouldn't be able to tell me no. I just knew once he got a good look at me, he'd be all over me like white on rice.
We were, like, perfect for each other. I liked sex and he owned a sex shop. As I said, it was, like, a match made in heaven.
I got out of the car and straightened my skirt, what there was of it. As an afterthought, I looked around the parking lot real quick and when I was sure I was alone, I shimmied out of my panties and stuffed them in my purse.
Looking in the window of the car, I liked my reflection. My pink skirt, dotted with Hello Kitty heads, went perfectly with my white tube top and white heels. I applied some more of my cotton candy flavored lip gloss, adjusted my boobs, fluffed my hair and headed inside.
The pretty bell chimed as I entered and my eyes scanned the space for Edward. The sound system, which seemed to be up louder than normal, was filling the space with a song, that if, like, I didn't know better, I'd have, like, thought Edward was playing just for me.
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeah!
Was he, like, expecting me?
"Hello? Edward?" I called out as I swayed my hips in time to the music. When I got no answer, I assumed he was in the bathroom or something so I started wandering around to wait for him.
Off to the side, I came across what seemed to be a display that he was in the middle of setting up. What caught my eye and brought a grin to my face was the big pink bouncy ball thing. With a large rubber dick sticking straight up from the top of it.
Did I, like, dare?
It looked too good to pass up the opportunity.
Glancing around real quick, I could see the packaging laying off to the edge, so I think it was safe to assume it had just come out of the box and was clean, like, right?
"Edward?" I called out again, a little louder. When I still got no answer, I walked over to the ball, looked around one more time and then lifted my skirt. I bet he's, like, watching me on his surveillance camera!
I straddled over the dick and sank down onto it, letting out a loud groan as it filled me up. I was a little wobbly on the ball because of my heels, but quickly caught on that if I bounced a little it wasn't so bad and actually felt pretty good.
Edward was going to be so, like, surprised to come out from the office and find me ready to take him!
A few more minutes passed as I leisurely ground on the ball, feeling myself, like, really getting worked up. As my heart pulsed and my nipples hardened, I knew if he didn't, like, show up soon, I was going to cum without him.
Then the dick came to life. Literally. Out of nowhere it started vibrating and spinning inside of me.
And then the door chimed, announcing a customer.
I started screaming out my orgasm as a good looking man in pressed khaki's and a stylish pink plaid Ralph Lauren Polo shirt stared at me, his mouth agape.
At the same time, Edward came running out into the store from the back, yelling, "What the fuck?"
When Jasper appeared behind Edward, his shirt partially buttoned and his face flushed, I could only think the exact same thing.
I didn't get a chance to say it though because as I twisted to take in my audience, my heel snagged and the ball suddenly popped and I found myself on my ass, impaled on a still vibrating dildo, while three men, like, gawked at me.
EPOV
Even though I'd overslept, thanks to my late night with Jasper, I was in a fantastic mood today. Also thanks to my late night with Jasper.
Last night was certainly on my 'top ten list of best nights ever'. And to think, we hadn't even fucked! But his mouth, oh lord have mercy on my soul, his mouth!
There had been a small line at the coffee shop, but not enough to bother me...I'd had my memories to keep me occupied.
I also had the fact that he'd promised to come see me at the shop today, so of course it was going to be a good day.
Throwing the latest Nickleback album into the CD player, I'd gone about opening the store. A new delivery had come in so I focused on unpacking the few boxes. Most of it was just restocking, but there was a new product as well.
I'd ordered three of the Hot Seat Inflatable Cushion Vibes, two to have on the shelf and one to actually inflate and have on display.
The thing was a hideous bright pink, but it was marketed towards women, so I could live with it. It would certainly catch customer's attention! I set about opening it and had just finished getting it inflated when the door chimed.
Pocketing the remote that came with the toy, I spun around to see my man with a big dopey grin on his face.
"Morning Jasper," I rasped at him, hungrily looking over him. No Armani today. No, today he was my sexy cowboy. Tight jeans that hugged every curve, what looked to be a soft flannel plaid shirt in black and blue, making his eyes sparkle and pop and cowboy boots finished the look.
Yeah, his eyes weren't the only thing popping.
"Good morning, Edward. You seem full of energy today, did you have a good night?" he asked playfully, moving towards me sensually.
"Hmmm...you know I did, baby," I purred back as I closed the distance between us and our lips crashed together briefly before they parted and our tongues were swirling around each other.
Before we got too heated and my head got too fuzzy to give a fuck, I broke away with a gasp. He started to question me, but I just shushed him, grabbed his hand and pulled him back to my office.
I locked the door, turned the volume on the sound system up...just in case whatever sounds we were about to make needed to be concealed...and attacked him.
He offered no resistance as I pressed him to the door and captured his mouth again. My tongue explored every accessible part of his mouth until we both needed air and then I pulled back. Only to move to his neck and to his Adam's apple which I sucked, licked and nipped on as I started unbuttoning his shirt.
He grabbed at my hips roughly and we were briefly interrupted by a clatter on the floor. Glancing down, we laughed at the hot pink remote.
"Edward, I've got enough pink to deal with at home, do I have to have it surround me here too?" he panted against me.
"No pink, got it!" I said as I kicked the remote so that it slid across the floor and hit the leg of the desk. It buzzed and a light blinked but I didn't think anything of it...I had a Jasper to eat.
With the upper part of his shirt open, I nuzzled under the fabric to suck one of his nipples into my mouth as he grabbed my hair and pulled me against him.
I was just starting to work on his zipper when we heard a loud scream from out in the shop.
Dammit, I hadn't heard the bells chime over the music!
I gave him a quick peck on the lips as I mumbled 'sorry' and then ran out into the store.
I wanted to turn around and go lock myself back in my office.
Eric, a fairly regular customer who was pretentious and snobby, stood just inside the door. I couldn't quite make out the look on his face...awe, horror, lust?
When I followed his gaze, I know mine was one of horror.
It was Maggie.
Maggie fucking my display with her head tossed back like that scene in When Harry Met Sally. She looked like a crazed wild animal going in for the kill. Her red bushy hair was going all over the place as she cried out in what I assumed had to be an orgasm.
That was a sight I could have gone my whole life without seeing.
"What the fuck?" I yelled.
I was actually embarrassed, which never happened to me, because of Eric witnessing this. I was disgusted by Red helping herself to my display. And while I'd been sporting a huge hard on just moments before, I was now feeling a raging case of blue balls as my dick shriveled up at the sight before me.
A grinding noise actually drew my gaze between her wide spread legs and I realized that the remote had activated when I kicked it. I also realized that the woman had no concept of landscaping.
She wiggled and there was a loud pop followed by an even louder thud as she landed on her ass, the toy deflating rapidly thanks to her cheap Louboutin knock offs.
I can only plead insanity for my next action.
I doubled over in laughter, choking as I tried to breathe. "Oh Jesus fuck, Jasper! THAT's what you have to hike through?"
She was desperately trying to dislodge herself from the dildo, but kept stopping as her eyes rolled back and moans tumbled out of her with each shift of her body.
I looked to Jasper and he seemed to be paralyzed.
"Jasper? Say something..." I shook him gently and his eyes regained life as he looked around the room.
He threw his head back and started laughing uncontrollably. "Yeah, it is...how fucked up is that?" he cried. "How fucked up is this whole situation?" Something in his voice was off.
"What is wrong with you two?" Eric suddenly found his voice as he scolded us and rushed to Maggie's side, offering her a hand to help her up. "You should never leave a damsel in distress, especially one as lovely as this."
Upright now, she cocked her head to the side as she looked at Eric. She said a quiet thank you to him, scowled at Jasper and me and ran out of the store.
Not surprisingly, Eric was right behind her.
A/N: So yeah. Everyone getting that visual and NOT spitting out their drink? Next couple of chapters will be a wee bit rougher, but necessary. Just bear with us!
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Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we back at it some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
