Grandpa Hugo

Grandpa Hugo is a trash talking, dirty minded, perverted bastard. I love him. He tells racy nasty jokes that would make even a sailor blush. He constantly tells jokes about the family and does pretty good impersonations of them. He does Otis the best. One time he was impersonating family and I literally pissed myself laughing. Literally. What made it even worse is when he sang out 'Pissy pants' over and over. Mama gets mad at him for doing that but he only does it more. I don't know if he's Mama's daddy or Daddy's daddy I just know he's related somehow so to speak.

Grandpa is probably one of the most harmless members of our family save for Tiny. He loves a good fuck almost as a good kill. Some of the female rabbits entrusted to his care outlast Tiny's pets. Grandpa Hugo's reasoning is that if they can keep him interested and hard then they can live with him. He ALWAYS gets bored with them after a while though. And he ain't to gentle when he fucks em' either. He's rough and don't stop fuckin' em' until HE'S done with em.

I remember one time when I was younger I accidently walked in on him when he was taking his pleasures with a young woman. The young woman was trying to get him off her and struggling beneath him but he kept her pinned and kept his ass going up and down. Grandpa Hugo while upset that I saw him (hey he was the one who left the door open but he attributed it to being super horny and pissed that the girl didn't want to do it with him) so he explained what was going on. Basically he kind of 'raped' her even though she said she would do it to save her life.

Grandpa Hugo sometimes can be a bitch to other family but we pretty much ignore him when he gets in his moods Otis don't have nothing' to do with him. Grandpa Hugo complains about everything from dinner being served to the day right down to his underware and ball sac. Its pretty funny if you hear him. In face we use him to lower the rabbits guard down when they come to our house for the first time. Usually the rabbits laugh their asses off once calmed down enough. Grandpa's jokes give my family ample time to get things prepared.

Grandpa also told me how to stand up for myself and not take shit from anyone. Especially your own family. He considered family like a pecking order. You have your Alpha Male and Female, Betas and Omegas. Omegas are the lowest of the low as far as he was concerned. Omegas fought with betas and other omegas for power and position. What the fuck? Did he think this was Jungle Book?

Thankfully my family ain't like that too much. But even though Grandpa can be a huge dick I still love him to bits