CAN I JUST SAY THAT THE SEASON FINALE HAS ME NOT ONLY DEAD BUT IN TINY LITTLE PIECE OF EXPLOSIVE MATTER!

I don't want to spoil anything for anyone but I can't hold it in please skip all bold at the top!

I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE HATE EMMA! SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW! WHY WHY WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT! WHO THE FUCK BRINGS PEOPLE BACK FRONM THE MOTHER FUCKING PAST AND OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE… MOTHER FUCKING MARIAN!

REGINA'S FACE KILLED ME! "You did this… Like mother like daughter!" REGINA GOING BAC EVIL THE SEASON PREMIRE IS GOING TO BEND ME INTO SUBMISSION! I CAN'T… MY FEELS RIGHT NOW ARE. .MUCH… IT'S LIKE…

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Several moments later…

*Takes deep breathe* Okay I'm done… the entire episode was amazing too much for me I just want to die slowly and marinate the carpet for my deliciously epic return. Captain Swan moments ROCKED Outlaw-Queen moment * What little they were* EPIC… HELLA KISSING!

The editing was amazing and the only reason why we *Fans* know it was edited was because Snow is pregnant and you can see it in her face… that's it other than that FAN-FUCKING-TASIC JOB TO THE EDITING DEPARTMENT!

THE ENDING BLEW MY MOTHER FUCKING MIND *and as badly as I want to I won't say* *But I can assure you one thing HELLA FANFICTIONS ARE ABOUT TO FLOOD THIS SITE ABOUT THE ROBIN, MARIAN, REGINA LOVE TRIANGLE AND WHEN ROBIN FINDS OUT THAT IT WAS REGINA THIS WHOLE TIME THAT HAD HIS MARIAN… I JUST CAN'T! I WILL BE WRITING A FANFICTION ON THIS AS WELL AS 100,000 OTHER FANS AS WELL! OMG OMG OMG OMG… CAN I JUST DIE REAL QUICK, I'LL BE BACK PROMISE!*

…WELL WHILE I DIE AND PIECE BACK TOGETHER MY BRAIN HERE IS THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING AND ADAM AND EDDY AND WHOEVER ELSE WRITES AND DO STUFF FOR THIS SHOW… ROCKED MY FUCKING WORLD 5/11/14 BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT EVER!... AND I'M NOT EVEN A MOTHER! THANK YOU!

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?" Regina yelled shaking the girl a little still holding her forearms tightly

"Um… your nails are in my skin" Christina said deadpanned

"ANSWER THE QUESTION"

"Not until you remove you're…" Christina began emotionless when she felt Regina's hand's heat up. Because of the protection spell she put on everyone last night, Regina's intimidation tactic did nothing but warm Christina's arms.

The teen looked down at where Regina's hands were and then looked back up at her darkly and frowned. "Okay, since you seem very adamant about not removing your fingernails, which are imbedded in my very expensive shirt not to mention my skin, I'll tell you." Christina said. After taking a deep breath she began again "We all went to go see her after we left the docks, we were all pretty wasted and this girl Olivia who is one of the members of Maleficent's fan club, said she would love to meet her, so after a long discussion between you Snow, and Emma, -and Hook who had a small problem with it too- we came here and went down to see her"

Regina released the girl with a frustrated growl "There is no way I would do something so stupid!"

Christina rubbed her arms with a frown

"Are you alright honey?" A random parent asked

"I'm fine, you can go check on the other parents" Christina said waving her hand in front of the woman and she glimmered blue along with a few other onlookers and then just as fast they turned back to what they were doing and so did the parent who seemed to not even see them at all, as she went to go join the other parents.

Christina frowned at the pacing mayor still rubbing her arms as the others watched the parents

"Why don't we remember any of this? What did you do?" the Queen rounded on the girl with a glare bringing everyone back to the problem at hand.

Christina frowned at her crossing her arms "I don't know after we trashed Robin's place and paid a visit somewhere else, you guys poofed us back on campus, if you guys cast more spells while we were gone, we have no idea what they were" she bit back with roll of her eyes

"Well can't you do that memory thing and just show us?" Belle asked

"No because I wasn't there"

"Well then Regina you perform it" Emma said

"I can't if one of us cast a spell to forget, that affected all of us; then the memory is no longer there" Regina said running her hands through her hair.

"So what do we do?" Snow asked

"We have no choice, we have to go down there" Regina said with a heavy sigh

"Well if it's any cancelation, Christina did reverse the spell you put on her so that we could communicate, you know in her natural form"

Regina turned to look at the girl "How did you do that? No one can undo that spell, other than me"

Christina just glared at Regina and turned her back to her

"I think you hurt her feelings" Granny said looking at the pouting teen

"What, she can dish out insults but she can't take a little yelling" Belle scuffed

"How about I dish my right foot in your …" Christina began when Leanne interrupted her

"No she's just mad because back in the Enchanted Forest her parents used to…"

"SHUT UP" Christina yelled turning to face the group again her eyes glassy and her face angry as she threw her hand toward Leanne throwing the girl against the wall "IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS! THEY DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT'S THERE PROBLEM!" she yelled as tears slid down her face

Everyone stood silent but overall shocked

"Let me go!" Leanne yelled as she fought her invisible restraints

Christina glared at the girl but dropped her hand sighing heavily after a beat she spoke "Sorry, Leanne"

Leanne glared at her fixing her clothes, but remained silent

"What was all that about?" Tink asked

"Nothing" Christina said shaking her head and wiping her face "Don't worry about it" she said glaring at the fairy "Look Maleficent is in her true form she's actually waiting to see you" she said nonchalantly and turned to leave

"Where you going" Regina asked

"Why do you care" Christina bit back turning to face the Queen

"I don't" Regina said no meeting the girls glare "I just wanted to make sure that you're not wreaking havoc in the streets of my town"

Christina scuffed "Well have fun taking down the barrier spell I put up so she couldn't break free since, you had me turn her into her true form"

"What" Charming Asked?

Christina folded her arms looking at the group "I put a protection spell up because although she claimed she wouldn't follow naturally, I knew anyone being visited by the person –who was drunk off her ass, I might add- who locked me up for dam near 40yrs, I'd go kill them when they least expected it, but then again that's me. So the spell keeps out anyone who was there that night, because I was afraid you would try and come back why you were drunk, and release her"

"Well Rumple wasn't there, so he can do it" Belle said

"Go ahead" Christina said waving her hand out to them toward the elevator

Rumplestilskin walked over to where the elevator was hidden and with a wave of his hand the large map, slid up the wall revealing the two doors. He then waved his hand alongside of the door but nothing happened so and tried again and still nothing.

"You got it" Christina taunted watching the man

"Did I ask for help?" Rumple bit back

They all watched as Rumple tried spell after spell fireballs, electricity and even tried using his cane to pry it open but still the doors wouldn't budge.

"What the hell kind of protection spell is this, I'm stronger than all of you here one of those spells shoved have worked" he growled angrily

Christina sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes "Yes powerful but also very stupid" she said standing in front of him to remove the protection spell.

He narrowed his eyes and moved to the side as the others walked closer.

"The way this spell is broken is so simple, that once you figure it out, you just want to slap yourself" she said walking to the front of the elevator, standing in front of the doors. She brought her hand up above her head and turned her head toward the group "Brace your selves" she said deadly serious as she sucked in a breath and the others stood still holding on to whoever and whatever they could.

Christina smiled to herself, brought her hands down and pushed the down button

DING

The elevator sounded as the doors opened

"There, simple" she said deadpanned as she turned to face the group

The teens all laughed while the others frowned

"I don't get it, you just pushed the button" Belle said

"Exactly, you guys make things so difficult, when the simplest way will do. I watched as all of you did everything to open this damn elevator and when you finally did get it to open and reveal itself, I realized you did everything with magic. The best protection spell would be to take this" Christina gestured to the tall metal box behind her "And make it magic Proof"

"That's actually brilliant" Regina said with a light chuckle but Christina just rolled her eyes and scuffed

"Well come on and let's get this over with before Henry and Paige come back" Jefferson said who had remained quiet throughout the entire ordeal.

"Who said you were invited?" Neal asked

"You're planning on talking to a woman who was once a man eating dragon, now a powerful mad woman, all with the possibility of releasing her, in the same building where my daughter is now playing, I say that makes me one of the VIP members going" Jefferson said as a matter of fact

"You can take her home" Neal bit back

"Not without Henry becoming suspicious and then next would be Roland" Robin said looking at the man

"Fine whatever" Neal said

"Then I'm coming with you" Blue said as she stepped forward and the other three fairies followed behind. With a role of her eyes Regina sighed and waited for them to board the elevator. She figured the more the merrier, maybe if Mal was in a killing mood she'd have a ton of choices before she got to Regina.

Regina was the last to board as she looked at Christina who had her back to her still looking forward

"Oh come on" Regina said looking at the teen

Christina just stood there

"Will you just apologize to the girl" Granny said with an irritated sigh

Regina sighed and walked in front of Christina who refused to meet her gaze. Without saying a word she stuck her hand out to her. After a beat Christina looked down and in the middle of Regina's palm was a bright blue star, slightly bigger than the gold on that Christina wore like a badge of honor, on her shirt.

Christina looked up at Regina and then smiled grabbing the star sticking and it on her shirt, walking onto the elevator, as Regina followed close behind.

"It doesn't take much to please you does it?" Granny said as a few people laughed

"Only when it comes to Mama Regal" she said smiling at the older woman.

Seth had moved closer to Granny so the doors could shut and the woman looked over at him "Touch me and I'll give you another hand print to match the other side" she growled

"Yes, ma'am" Seth gulped touching his face, he still felt the sting from earlier

Gwen and a few others laughed at him but all expressions changed when the elevator hit the bottom of the ground and the doors opened; revealing a long tunneled hallway that was lit with torches.

"Come on" Christina said taking the lead when Regina and Rumple grabbed her arm

"Not so fast dearie, she might have taken pity in you last night because you were all drunk but now that you're sober…"

"What I might not be as friendly" a voice echoed in the tunnel

Everyone gasped and stilled at the sound of the voice

"Please, do come in" the voice said softly and eerily welcoming

Everyone looked at each other but it was Regina who moved first. With her head held high and her stride as regal as possible she and the others walked down the tunnel and stopped when they reached the entrance of the cave.

Maleficent had been quite busy in the night she transformed the entire cave into, what looked like the throne room of her castle. It was still dark and empty and the drapes where dusty and dingy but overall it looked just as Regina remembered it. In front of them was staircase that separated the king and queens from the public and also where their thrones sat. In the only chair at the top of the short but wide staircase was Maleficent, sitting as regal as possible with a condescending grin on her face.

"It's been quite a long time, dear, how are you?" Maleficent asked crossing her right leg over her left

"Yes it has" Regina said stepping onto the now black marble floor; that was once a deep empty space

"I must say that 'girls night' did wonders for you, do tell me, how was it?"

"Enough games, Mal, let's just get this over with" Regina said scratching at her sleeve and then crossing her arms

"What are talking about?" Maleficent said sickly sweet smiling and moving her now very long and curly blonde hair to her shoulder

"I know you want to fight me, for locking you down here for 30years"

"30 years? Had it really been long" She said then she shrugged her shoulders "On the contrary old friend, I would have done the same to you" Maleficent said standing

"Really" Robin said

Regina turned to glare at the man for speaking out of turn

"I see you've broaden your social pool" Maleficent said descending the stairs "Wolves, a thief, fairies, princesses, a Sheppard king, your mortal enemy, peasants, and an imp. Your mother should be so proud"

"My mother is dead" Regina said deadpanned

"My, I have missed a lot, and who pray tell killed her, certainly not you"

"Actually I did, now let's get this over with" Regina said with the curl of her lip

"Gina, please…" Maleficent said circling Regina like a vulture would its prey "I've missed you, I just want to talk a bit"

"About what" Regina said her eyes following the sorceress but she never turned her head

"Why you my dear, you've grown so much, and these clothes, much more…" she said stopping in front of Regina and tapping her chin trying to find the word "Subtle then I'm used to seeing you in. And your hair…" Maleficent said stretching her hand up to touch it when Regina pulled back with a glare "Such a pity. Commoners cut their hair, not Queens" she said with a drop her hand

Regina sighed heavily "Are you quite finished?"

"Not even in the slightest, tea?" she asked with a wave of her hand a small table appeared with two chairs on top if was an old tea set they used whenever Regina came to visit. "Please" she said gesturing to the chair.

With a snap of her fingers chairs appeared for everyone else as well at least 5 feet from where Regina and Maleficent sat

"You seem rather calm for a woman who was locked under a clock tower for the past 30 years." Regina said taking her cup and sliding it back toward Maleficent.

With a chuckle the sorceress sat down drinking her own "Well, to be completely honest the first 28 or so felt like hours, since I was mostly asleep, but the last 3 were the most agonizing, first I have some crazy blonde stab me, and then next a pirate. Dear if you wanted to kill me next time, don't send amateurs"

she said as she sipped her tea "Are you not thirsty?" she said once she realized Regina hadn't touched her tea.

"I'm not drinking that" Regina said deadpanned

Maleficent chuckled "If I wanted to kill you old friend, do you honestly think I would do it by a mere poison, I'm insulted. If I were to kill you, I'd want you to at least have a fighting chance" she said with another sip

Regina looked hesitantly at the glass but she was right, Maleficent wasn't that kind of sorceress she'd tell you how she was planning on killing you just to give you a chance to work out a way to fight for your life, you'd loose of course but it would be by a mistake you made, not because you didn't have a fair chance. Regina picked up her tea cup and held it to her lips

"Regina" Snow warned but she took a sip anyway

Tink gasped as she wiggled in her chair trying to scratch the developing itch on her back

"Mmm" Regina hummed "Apple cinnamon" she said gulping and quirking an eyebrow at her friend

"I thought you'd like the sentiment, I never much cared for the flavor but I know you adore it" she said with a smile as she sat her cup down on its little saucer

"Um… is anyone else waiting for Regina to croak over and die" Ruby murmured watching the women interact

"I agree, this is all rather weird" Hook said leaning over to Emma who nodded scratching at her neck

"I'm bored" Granny blurted out "Are y'all going to fight or what?"

Maleficent chuckled and stood "I'm not in to repeating" she said as she looked at the group

"What" Regina said standing?

"Oh yes dear, we fought already, well it was quite short since, you could barely stand let alone throw a fireball, and I took pity on you"

"Well she's sober now, what's holding you back" Granny asked irritated

"Granny shut up! You want them to fight?" Ruby hissed

"Well I'm just saying all this worrying and build up for this epic climax and for nothing more than some stupid tea party, I'm now bored and dissatisfied." Granny said as Maleficent chuckled

Seth smiled and opened his mouth to respond when Gwen hit him in the back of his head "One remark from you toward what she just said and I'll have Christina roast you like a Christmas pig" she growled as Ruby laughed at her

"Contrary to popular belief there is no bad blood here, she cast a curse, I warned her not too and now she has to deal with the fall out. If it were me I would have done the same thing, although a cave is a far better place than what I would have had in mind" Maleficent said with a wicked grin

Regina sighed lightly 'This was easier than she thought'

"So besides putting me on display and hopefully releasing me, why have you come down here?" Maleficent asked looking at Regina

"Well it seems that King George and a few other people are gunning for my job and since this world is a democracy and not a monarchy, it is put to a vote. Thankfully it's a tied vote and even with Snow's vote to keep me in my position, I also put you down on the council so you have to vote also" Regina said

Maleficent looked perplexed as she stood their trying to process what she said "I'm lost, you brought us to a world without kingdoms, where people can pick and choose who rules over them?" she asked her face in a frown

Regina nodded slowly at her friend

"What the hell kind of place is this, peasants telling royals what they want?! And why is it up to me whether you get to keep your… job or not"

"It's not really all the way up to you, the board, well… No let me put this in a way you would understand" Regina said placing her hand on her head

"I'm not sick in the head or ill just tell me" Maleficent said looking offended that her friend had to dumb it down for her

Regina stopped in front of her and smiled finally finding a way to explain to her friend the politics of this world "Okay, like in our kingdom, there is a King and Queen, who are born into the position or married into it, so the peasants never get to run the kingdom; but in this world depending on how large each kingdom is, peasants vote in whoever and however many people they think will be able to care for them. So in this town I created a council of 12 people, 6 –for lack of a better word- Villains and 6 heroes, 10 of them voted and it's a split decision and the remaining two are you and Snow… do you follow what I am saying so far"

"Yes, but what I don't understand is if all these years you needed me to make a vote then why are you just now asking for it?"

"Well, you and Snow are what are considered silent voters, as long as the votes were unanimous or untied in certain areas, you were not needed to vote but since my position as… let's just say for understanding purposes… my position as queen is being questioned all voters but vote or I will be dethroned anyway"

Maleficent pondered this for a minute and although she didn't understand some stuff she got the gist of it and stared at her friend "Okay fine, I will vote to keep you as queen" she said with a passive wave of her hand and a smile.

"Really" Ruby asked as she scratched at her the fabric covering her stomach "Just like that, locked away for 40 years and not so much as a fight or a chokehold just a 'sure I'll do whatever you need'"

"Well like I said there was a minor scuffle last night but that was just me blowing off steam, I have no problem helping Gina out" Maleficent said with a small smile looking toward Regina who smiled at her and began to walk toward the entrance of the cave.

"Unreal" Jefferson who remained quiet the entire time stated

"Oh, I can't wait to be rid of this dreadful place and see my precious Augustine"

"Who's that?" Snow asked before Regina could as everyone stood to leave

"My pet unicorn…" Maleficent stated walking

When the queen suddenly stopped

"I found her wandering through my lands as a baby and didn't have the heart to kill her so I kept her and raised her. She must be fully grown now, but if time was really frozen maybe not"

Everyone looked at Regina who slowly turned around to face her friend

"Where did you put her?" Maleficent asked as Regina stood silent with a sorrowful expression her face

Regina gulped loudly

"Oh shit" Granny, Jefferson, Christina and Leanne said at the same time

"Mal listen, when I cast the curse, I didn't…" was all Regina got out before she hushed by the swift sound of Maleficent's magic, which was around her neck choking and lifting her off the ground.

"Regina!" Robin and Snow yelled out when Maleficent used her other hand pin them tightly to the wall with her magic.

Regina kicked her feet fiercely as Maleficent hoisted her up higher off the ground, the sorceress' eyes glowing neon green, smoke spilling from her mouth as she spoke

"WHERE THE HELL IS SHE" she demanded

"I… don't… know" Regina choked out clawing at at her neck

"DON'T LIE TO ME!"

Everyone watched as Maleficent strangled Regina

"I'm… not" Regina said when she suddenly kicked her shoes off, the sound of her heels dropping echoed throughout the cave.

Maleficent glanced down at the sound and that was all the distraction Regina needed, all it took was a split second as she loosed her grip from around her neck and threw it toward Maleficent.

With a pulse of purple magic the sorceress was thrown back toward her throne on the stairs, Regina dropped down grabbing her throat and coughing hysterically.

Regina quickly stood still coughing and gasping rubbing her throat to get rid of the soreness

"Male…ficent" Regina gasped clearing her throat

But as the group looked toward the sorceress, the only thing they could see was billowing clouds of green smoke and lighting. Regina looked at her friend slowly saying her name again and stepping toward her, when out of the smoke rose two giant horns and a fifty foot wing, that parted like a curtain Revealing a fully grown at least 75 foot dragon- and angry- dragon.

"Now we're getting somewhere" Granny said earning a glare from everyone as Maleficent released a horrific ear piercing roar.

"Maleficent! WILL YOU STOP WITH THE MAGIC AND TALK TO ME" Regina yelled only to be answered with another roar and Maleficent charging after her.

Regina let out a small yelp and ran down deeper into the cave as the dragon chased her at high speed; It was dark in the cave and as she ran she threw fire balls to all the torches on the wall to light them, so she could see where she was going. Her now barefoot was actually pretty fast as she came to the end of the cave and cursed inwardly. She turned to see Maleficent bend her head down trying to impale her to the wall. She waited a beat and then as Maleficent came to close for comfort –according to the shriek of panic Snow, Belle, Blue and Tink let out- she dived into a tuck and roll right out of the way.

"Whoo nice one girl! You almost got shisha-ca-bobbed " Granny cheered

"GRANNY!" Ruby scolded

Regina managed to roll a good distance, just in enough time to see Maleficent hit her head hard and hear a sickening crack as she pulled her head out of the wall to reveal a broken horn. She lifted a mighty claw feeling her head to assess the damage and when she felt it with a wince and quick glare she roared again toward Regina. Her hair wiping her face as her harsh hot breath blew her a good 6 feet down the direction she ran from.

Now at least 20 feet from the others Maleficent charged again toward Regina who stood and ran but not paying attention she tripped over her shoes and fell

"DAMN IT! REALLY, ON YOUR SHOES, WELL ISN'T THAT A CLICHÉ!" Granny yelled as she watched Regina wipeout

"EUGENIA!" Everyone yelled at the older werewolf

"What it's true, she didn't see her damn shoes!, why not magic them away! She falls on them!" she defended

Everyone groaned and rolled their eyes

Regina turned over and cursed at herself before she looked at the dragon that was quickly approaching. She watched as Maleficent's belly began to glow a bright yellow and orange, she opened her grand mouth and Regina quickly stood try and brace herself when Maleficent's big bright green eyes glanced toward the group on the wall and Regina knew her intention.

"NO!" Regina yelled as she disappeared and reappeared in front of the group who gasped as the mighty Dragon turned to them a spewed the greatest mightiest flame its body could.

Everyone gasped and closed their eyes looking away as the heat from Maleficent threatened to melt and char their very bones.

But nothing but a hot and almost bare able heat wave hit them like a hot wind. They all turned to see a small petite queen bracing the force of the flames with a purple shield.

Regina grunted and yelled as she pushed against the flames, her arms shaking as she tried to hold the fire back and her arms and legs began to sweat as the heat seared pieces of her dress off across her stomach and legs, which were now covered in soot.

Maleficent's powerful flame died down and once it did she fell to the floor her body steaming as she began panting and grimaced up toward the dragon who snarled and sucked in another big breath.

Regina looked so tired and defeated that she didn't even bother to move

"REGINA!" Emma yelled as she closed her eyes and focused her magic on the woman, Blue and Tink noticed what Emma was trying to do and did the same. As Maleficent opened her mouth to roast the former evil queen and the group on the wall; a flash of white, blue and green magic surrounded her.

Regina was exhausted and everywhere on her body felt hot and in pain as she sat there trying to catch her breath, she saw Maleficent breathe in again and saw her bellow do that familiar yellow and orange glow and she prayed that if the fire did hit her she would die quickly; but as the dragon he deadly lava like liquid from her mouth Regina was hit with an incredible power source. Her strength and power was instantly restored.

It was as if she was on one percent and she was plugged into a high powered outlet that charged her to the max within seconds. She stood up with ease and braced herself and the others with a power shield. As the fire hit the shield she pushed back and back until Maleficent had to step back also. Regina turned the dragon so that the group was to her right and then she did something that astounded everyone.

"You like fire" Regina taunted with a grunt "Then let's play with fire" and with that she dropped her hands down and Maleficent's fire engulfed her.

"NO!" Christina, Robin, Gwen and Tink yelled out as Snow's eyes began to water

Maleficent's fire burned bright and hot around where Regina was once standing, everyone watched in horror as the queen disappeared in the mist.

Suddenly like something out of an anime cartoon a charred black female figure emerged from within the orange and yellow flame. The figure turned brilliantly radiant neon blue, it threw it arms opened wide and the blue neon dripped from it like Fluorescent paint down its body and legs. The body grew in length, the arms enlarged and turned into vast wings, Its face turned into a mighty beak with bright silver eyes, the figures black hair that whipped in the mist of the fire grew long and turned a luminous purple. Its legs grew thick and were covered in the same illuminated colors. Its feet turned into mighty claws as when the transformation was complete there standing before them was a giant blue and purple bird it had long glorious tail feathers that whipped around it like ribbons and its wings flapped boldly as Maleficent's fire died down.

"SHE TURNED INTO THE FUCKING PHENIOX!" Granny boomed as the bird released as earth shattering screech

The fiery bird soared toward the dragon, using its feet to scratch at its face and neck

Maleficent roared again and used her giant claws to swat at the bird, Regina opened her mouth and like Maleficent had done sucked in a deep breath and spewed fire toward the face of the monster.

Maleficent quickly pulled her wing in front of her face; it was more of a reflex than anything since dragons are fire proof. With the dragon distracted Regina moved in to claw at the wings and its back.

"RIP IT! RIP IT!" Granny yelled enthusiastically "BITE HER! BITE HER"

"At least someone is enjoying themselves" Blue said deadpanned watching Granny cheer on like she was watching a UFC fight

Maleficent roared in pain as several scales and skin from her wing peeled off. Maleficent used her mighty tail to swat the bird away. With a quick flick Regina went flying to the other side of the cave and hit the wall. Making the cave shake strongly; Maleficent glared at the bird and came charging toward it.

"AWE COME ON YOUR DID IT WRONG! YOU COULD'VE HAD HER!"

"Granny will you stop before Maleficent turns her murderous rampage on us!" Belle shouted

"I'm actually enjoying this, to be honest" Jefferson said with a small smile as he watched the two creatures fight

"She's breath taking right?" Christina said in awe at her hero

Regina swiftly flew into the air out of the way and as Maleficent ran under her she bent her head down and sucked in the deepest breath her body could take in and screech out a wave of fire. The dragon let out a screech that sounded like a large wounded animal as the scratches and places where scales where missing were scorched by the flames.

"OOOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT!" Granny cheered

"Oh shit… REGINA WATCH OUT" Emma yelled as she watched the Dragon turn toward the bird

Maleficent being bigger than the two creatures reared up her hind legs and kicked like an angry horse, catching Regina in the back, the magnificent bird went flying through the air and slammed right above the groups head, landing directly in front of them.

"MOVE GIRL! DON'T BRING THAT THING OVER HERE!" Granny warned as she watch the Dragon change course and head toward the bird which was lying directly in front of them.

Regina slowly rolled over, that kick took the air from her lungs and hitting the wall hurt like a bitch but she rolled over regardless just in time to see Maleficent right above her –She was in a kneeling stance-.

"No Regina don't do that, you're giving her the upper…" Robin started but it was too late

As Regina used her wing as arms to push herself up Maleficent bit down on her right shoulder. Regina screamed so loud the cave shook from the vibration alone. She pulled back and used her feet to claw at her belly and neck, but Maleficent's jaws were too great.

Regina reached higher and scratched the dragon's right eye and then the dragon let go, Regina injured and bleeding scurried away from the dragon. Regina surveyed her shoulder and winced when she couldn't open her wing up or lift it. Suddenly Maleficent turned her back toward the dragon and slammed her 100 ton tail down on its body. Regina flinched and screeched but continued to try and move away, Maleficent did this over and over until Regina stopped moving.

Maleficent turned to see the damage to Regina who was now curled into a ball, making small bird noises, to anyone on the outside it would look like the bird was begging for mercy or crying. But from the look of anger and distain in the bird's eyes, it began sound like the bird was cursing the dragon out -who just sat on its butt, tail rapped around it like a cat-, it roared and groaned back to the bird.

Suddenly with a loud shriek and an overly exaggerated roll of the eyes from the dragon; Maleficent stood up on all four sucked in a breath and this time blew green magic all over the Phoenix, successfully snuffing out the flame and in its wake laid a very angry and charred queen.

Regina's dress was torn burnt and ruined and her wall mattered and all over the place. She laid their chest rising and falling trying to catch her breath but glaring at the dragon. Who was soon engulfed in bright green smoke and turned back to her original self.

Maleficent waved her hand to the group and they were all released

Everyone ran over to Regina who was still lying on the ground, her legs tightly together, her left arm on her chest, while the right one lingered close to her side, still glaring at Maleficent who simply glare back.

"What the hell was that?!" Emma yelled as she kneeled down beside the fallen queen

Snow was the only one brave enough to touch her but that soon proved to be a mistake because as soon as her hand got close enough to her skin she yelps and pulled it back.

"Ouch! Damn it!" Snow swore "She as hot as a stove" she said shaking her now injured hand

Regina just rolled her eyes "Well I was just on fire for 15 minutes" she said deadpanned still looking at Maleficent

"Move" Maleficent said to the group as they all slowly stood and took a step back "Get up" she said to Regina who winced as she slowly sat up. Her right shoulder looked oddly out of place as it dangled at her side as she stood.

"You will find me another black female unicorn, or I will…"

"There are none in this realm, unicorns don't exist here" Regina yelled cutting Maleficent off but then she looked down at her feet and sighed "But if it is a pet you want, then I shall help you find one" she said as she looked up at her friend

Maleficent pondered this for a second and then smiled "Fine" she said looking at Regina "Any pet I want"

"Yes" Regina sighed then with a roll of her eyes she stepped closer to the woman and turned her right shoulder toward her

"Oh, right" she said and at first it was a bit strange but to everyone's amazement Maleficent grabbed ahold of Regina's right arm and jerked it hard putting the bone back in place. Regina let out a ghastly scream and dropped to her knees, swearing quietly and grabbing her shoulder.

"Oh come on it doesn't hurt that bad" Maleficent said looking down at her friend

Regina was accustomed to pain but not this kind, not after everything she just went through. She slowly sat on her bottom and then as her breathing continued to shallow she leaned back to faint, when Robin and Emma caught her.

Because Emma closer Regina leaned mostly against her "Regina just breathe in deep don't pass out" she said to her

"I didn't hit her that hard" Maleficent said defending her actions

"Didn't hit her that hard?" Ruby and Snow exclaimed

"You could have killed her!" Snow yelled

"Well you know what they say about white people and their pets" Christina said with a mile

"I don't see anything funny about this" Snow said rounding on the girl "I'm surprised of all people I thought you would have at least helped her"

"No she wouldn't" Regina said slowly trying to sit up

"Regina, are you okay?" Snow asked worry written all over her face

"She's fine" Maleficent states "Fights build character, the last thing she needs is people coddling her"

"She's right" Christina said "If you coddle her, then if this happens for real, she will be weak but if you let her wounds and healing run its course, she will appreciate it more and learn from her mistakes"

"What" Snow and Blue Said?

"This wasn't real?" Emma asked rubbing her neck as she helped the woman stand

"Of course it was real, but I'm too much of a friend to really hurt Gina"

"YOU DISLOCATED HER FREAKING ARM AND SET HER ON FIRE, NOT TO MENTION YOU ALMOST DID THE SAME TO US!" Neal yelled

"Why are you yelling peasant" Maleficent seethed "Do I look simple and stupid to you"

"Watch your tongue, witch, that's my son" Rumple spoke finally

"I don't speak to the help, imp" Maleficent rebutted

"I'm fine, just a little shaken" Regina said refocusing all eyes were on her. Because as much fun and no doubt entertaining it would be to watch Maleficent and the Dark One fight, they didn't have the time for it.

Maleficent walked closer to Regina "Since you killed Augustine, I want a replacement pet now!"

"I told you I will find you one" Regina said frowning rubbing at her arm

"No I want one now"

"Well how the hell am I supposed to find you a pet now"

"Simple" Maleficent said with a grin as she threw her glowing green hand up toward the brunette's neck

Regina felt something tight and thick around her neck; she reached up and touched it. After feeling what it was she started gasping she trying rip off the leather strap across her neck.

"That's a possession collar" Blue said

"A what" Tink said scratching at her back

"A possession collar, it means the person who wears it is property to the person who made it" Nova said looking at the two women

"GET THIS DAMN THINGOFF ME RIGHT NOW" Regina screamed

"No, I wanted a pet, and a pet I shall have!" the sorceress said grabbing the queen by the throat

"Stop this!" Hook yelled stepping closer to the woman but not intervening

"Agree to be my pet or I will vote against you, not only that but I'll make that son of your my pet instead" The woman said daring her to challenge her

"Like hell you are!" Both Neal and Emma both said as they walked toward the two women but was stopped by Charming, Hook and Robin

Regina didn't need to think about it, she would never subject her son to kind of punishment and she needed Maleficent's vote. She pushed the woman away, grabbing at the tight leather collar around her neck "Ugh, fine, now loosen the damn thing" she growled

"What?! You're agreeing to this" Robin said as Maleficent waved her hand over Regina's neck and instead of loosening the collar she turned it into a soft black lace choker with a small broach imbedded in it, which had 'Gina' written in sparkling gold. With a snap of her finger Regina was surrounded in green smoke her black and white dress was restored and amazingly the choker matched perfectly. Regina's hair and makeup were also restored to normal.

Regina reached up and touched her neck she could barely feel the collar on her neck and when she tried to pull at it an electric shock rang through it shocking her hand "Ow!" she growled shaking her hand

"Don't pull on it or I'll have to take more drastic measures" Mal said smiling conjuring a mirror for Regina to look at herself, the queen rolled her eyes and turned toward Robin who was still waiting her answer his question

"I have no choice, besides once I find her a new pet, she will release me… it could be worse" she said turning from him rubbing at her neck. She hated the damn thing and not only that she felt humiliated but she would never let it show. Maleficent and she did some really screwed up stuff to each other but this was a new low. She had made her, her pet and this collar would make sure that whatever Maleficent said she had to do, or suffer some extreme circumstances.

"Worse than being someone's pet?!" he exclaimed confused and getting an headache

"Yes" Maleficent said "She could get stuck with someone who is not a friend, they could abuse and use her" she said with mock sarcasm

"Coming from he woman who just tried to kill her" Seth said

"She didn't try to kill me, we were just arguing, it was my fault anyway" Regina said walking toward the mouth of the cave toward the elevator

"You do realize you sound like the biggest cliché in the book and the poster child for spousal abuse" Emma said a she blocked their way to get on the elevator "What the hell is going on here!" she demanded

"Ugh, look, that little fight you saw back there wasn't some big epic thing, we fight all the time. It just so happens that you guys happen to be there to witness it. I lost her pet it's only fitting I help find her one"

"Are you forgetting the collar, Gina" Ruby said saying her name with distain

"Oh that, I did the same thing to her except she was a dragon for 30yrs" she said looking around the group at all the skeptical faces "Look mal and I are best friends, this…" she said gesturing to all around her and the collar "Is just what we do, stop worrying so much, besides I need her vote. Because I'll be damned if George takes this town from me" she said as she moved Emma out of the way and boarded the elevator along with everyone else.

"When I thought women couldn't get more complicated, they introduce me to their ways of friend ship" Robin mumbled as the elevator began to move up

"There is nothing healthy or normal about this friendship" Granny said "But I must say, that fight was amazing" she said grinning

Ruby shook her head scratching her stomach; Maleficent frowned and moved away from the scratching wolf

"What's your problem?" Granny asked glaring at her

"Both of you smell" Maleficent said to Granny who scuffed and glared at the witch

"Says a woman who was locked up for 40yrs with no soap and or toilet paper… shall I ask what you used to bathe with?"

"And wipe your ass?" Neal mumbled

"First of all I have magic to keep clean as for you dogs, don't you lick yourselves after a good squatting"

"That's disgusting" Emma said under her breathe

"So maybe the stench I spell is the ass on your breath" Maleficent said with a smile as some of the other chuckled including Regina

"How about I chew your face off and you can tell me" Granny growled

Maleficent's eyes glowed a bright green and she narrowed her eyes and leaned closer to the wolf, who didn't back down just growling louder

"Will you two cut it out the last thing we need is a dragon and Werewolf changing in an already tight situation" Rumple said as the elevator moved to stop.

Maleficent glare at Granny who scuffed and rolled her eyes looking away from the sorceress. The doors opened and they all stepped out of the elevator.

Maleficent shielded her eyes from the sun and that peered through the glass door.

"What is this place" she asked quietly as she looked around at everything, she walked over to one of the lights on the wall "What kind of magic is this?" she said touching the glass cover "Where's the flame"

Regina cleared her throat and walked over to her clearing her throat "It's not magic, it's called electricity and I promise after today I will explain everything to you… first I have to get you out of these clothes and into more… modern day attire" Regina said pulling her friend over to where the others were.

Regina spotted a magazine on the shelf behind Maleficent with some blonde model in a dress; she smiled and waved her hand toward Maleficent who stood completely still. She was engulfed by Regina's purple magic and as the magic worked over her she felt the heavy material of her dress become lighter, her tight corset was gone and replaced with soft silk and her jewelry felt lighter as well.

When the smoke was gone standing before them was Maleficent dressed in a silk turquoise form fitting gown, that hugged her like a glove, her hair loosely curled and dangling from her ears were small golden hoops, her makeup was light and her crown was gone. She had an amazing figure and that dress elongated her soft tan legs and flat stomach, the dress stopped at her knees and her shoes were black heels.

"My, your breath taking" Hook said as he gawked at her

She smiled at the complement but remained silent and still, Regina walked over walking around her to make sure the dress was a perfect fit.

"How does it feel?"

"Lighter" Maleficent said dragging her hand along the dress "Who is the dress maker, she will make more of these for me" she said glancing around the library.

Regina chuckled "It doesn't work like that here, I will take you to the store later on if you wish to buy more clothes" she said as Christina look the barrier spell down that was keeping the other people from seeing them.

Just as that happened Henry, Roland and Paige came running down the stairs

"Mom! Mom! Mom!" Henry yelled running into Regina

"Yes Henry, what is it" she said smoothing out his hair that had fallen in his face

"Mom" he whined pulling away from her and rustling up his hair

"What is it Henry?" Regina said with a smile running at her arm

"Paige said that there are some people at you job that is trying to get you fired, is this true?"

"It is, I heard the other adults talk about it earlier" Paige defended

Roland shook his head as Robin held him in his arms

"Fired is such a strong word, but no they have to vote and if I have enough votes than I can stay mayor and if not then someone else will be appointed."

"So we need to get you votes?" he asked

"Um.. Not quite… it's a long process I have to…"

"You're Maleficent!" Henry exclaimed "You're a… dragon"

"Actually I can turn into one"

"Where did you…" Henry started and then looked at his mom "You promised if Roland and I went to school, you let us help!" he said pouting

"And I will I just had to do this part alone but from now on you can help… so why don't you" Regina said looking around the room trying to find a small task for him to do

"Go… get her some votes" Emma chimed in as Henry and Regina looked toward her

"You said I could help with the magic part"

"And you can but nothing's happening right now, so why don't you help out until it does" Emma said as Henry nodded and looked over at Paige

"Wanna come?"

Paige shrugged her shoulder's and nodded, Roland wiggled out of his father's embrace "Me too" he yelled as Robin sat him down and they ran toward the parents in the other room.

"You have a son?" Maleficent asked

"Yes" Regina simply stated

"Certainly not your husbands, he would be much older not to mention dead, if you have to sacrifice the heart of the thing you loved most" she said looking at the boy then at the people behind him "Tell me you didn't"

Maleficent said as her eyes stopped at one person in the crowd and back at the boy

"What?"

"You slept with your step daughter's husband, and fathered a child… well that's one way to get your revenge" she said with a chuckle

"What" Regina, Snow, Charming, Emma and Neal all said together

"No Henry is my son" Emma said rubbing at her neck roughly "Regina is his adoptive mother"

"You took in a bastard child? My things have changed" Maleficent said as Regina glared at her

"He is not a bastard!" she growled

"Well he didn't come from you and he was deposed of, if that's not bastard then I don't know what is"

Regina's face frown at the woman for talking about her son like that, she quickly brought her hand up to strike the woman across the face when Maleficent's magic stopped her

Regina's hand was frozen midair as she grunted trying to move it

Maleficent glared at Regina "Did you forget, who your master was" she said with a sickening look in her eyes

"I don't care I will not let you talk about my son like that!"

Maleficent raised her eyes at Regina and squinted, the queen grunted and groaned as her friend forced her to her knees

"Heel" she growled out as Regina's knees touched the floor

Regina glared back at the woman with daggers in her eyes

"You… you love him" the sorceress said with a look of sympathy moving her hand alongside Regina's cheek, then she grabbed and pulled her hair back with an angry scowl on her face "What is it you told me, before you almost killed Augustine… oh yes 'Love is weakness Maleficent I thought you knew that'"

"Well it's not" she growled out and Maleficent watched her for a beat and then released her magical hold on her

"Clearly not, but it is a lesson you had to learn the hard way" she said extending her hand to help her up Regina accepted and as she pulled away Maleficent brought her back close again so their faces were together "And the next time you think about hitting me or using magic against me, I will dislocate every bone in your body and using magic to make sure you feel every last ounce of pain without passing out" she said letting her go.

Regina glared at the sorceress scratching her arm and rolling her eyes, walking away, Maleficent threw her hand toward the woman as she walked away engulfing her in smoke.

Regina gasped at the feeling of magic on her body but when the green smoke was gone, Regina was still in the same outfit she was in and then she saw it, her hair was as long as it was back when she lived in the enchanted forest.

"Ugh Mal" Regina said grabbing gobs of the long brown locks.

Maleficent chuckled walking up behind her touching her hair "I always liked it long, made you look… less threatening" she said smiling

"Well I like it short" Regina said using her magic to shorten it again

Maleficent frowned at her a waved a hand making it longer again

"STOP IT" Regina yelled making it back short

"I WANT IT LONG!" Mal said making her hair long again

"Well it's my hair, so deal with it!" Regina said turning away from the woman. Maleficent waved her hand again this time transforming Regina into a husky puppy. She was so tiny, her fur coat was black and white, with white paws and her tail curled cutely up toward her back.

Regina suddenly stopped walking, looking around her when she realized the height difference she turned to see Maleficent laughing at her as the other looked with awe. Snow even had the nerve to be smiling.

"Holy shit" Christina said

"Oh my gosh she is so cute" Snow said

"You did not just turn her into a puppy" Tink said scratching her lower back

"She's going to kill all you when she turns back to her normal self" Granny said

Regina began barking and yelping at Maleficent who just continued to laugh at her "Well you did this to yourself Gina, I am you master and until you listen to me or obey me I will leave like this, do you understand"

Regina barked and growled at the woman lunging ever so often to make the threat of biting her

"I wish I knew what she's saying" Emma said laughing scratching her neck

"Okay" Christina said waving her hand over the puppy

"YOU FUCKING BITCH! TURN ME BACK" Regina barked at Mal "WHEN I GET BACK TO NORMAL I GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU THOGUTH BEING A DRAGIN WAS BAD I GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A" Regina continued to bark when Maleficent snapped and the puppy's face hit the floor forcefully and it let out a sharp yelp.

"What did I say?"

"Hey stop that!" Everyone almost yelled at the same time

"Silence" Mal growled at the others

"What did I say?" she growled at the puppy again

Regina whined a little from the intensity of the magic, usually she would be able to ignore it but since her body was now quite literally the size of a teacup, she felt everything

"Bite me!" she growled out

Maleficent raised her hand to use more magic when the sound of feet came running toward them

"Mom, Mom, Mom!" Henry yelled "I found…" he stopped when he saw the husky laying on the floor

Christina quickly removed her and Maleficent's spell on the puppy as Roland ran up behind Henry with Paige

"Ahhhh PUPPY!" he yelled as the small boy picked up the dog

"Uh… no no no no… son" Robin tried to ward when Roland hugged the puppy tighter

Regina squirmed in the boy's tight embrace but remained silent so not to scare him

"He's so cute" Paige said approaching the puppy

"Um I think it's a girl" Neal said chuckling

"How can you tell?" Paige asked petting the puppy softly on her back

"Well if lift up one of her back legs… oof" Hook started when Emma elbowed him in the ribs; Hook grabbed his side as Emma glared at him scratching her neck

"Because it is" Ruby said scratching her stomach, moving to take the puppy from Roland noticing Regina's discomfort

"Can I hold her?" Henry asked

"No" Maleficent said deadpanned

"Yes!" a voice yelled as the puppy's tail wagged happily

Regina leaped out of Ruby's hand while in midair and landed in Henry's

"Cool I think she likes me!" he exclaimed as Regina licked his face excitedly

"Oh my god he's going to need so much therapy after all this" Emma groaned squeezing the area above her nose between her eyes

"What's her name?" Roland asked as he roughly patted the dog's head

"Gina, see she has a collar" Paige said pointing to the collar around the puppy's neck

"Who does she belong to?" Henry asked scratching behind Regina's ears; she leaned into his touch, wagging her tail.

"Me" Mal said grabbing the puppy from the boy

Regina yelped and barked in Maleficent's arms, she grabbed the puppy's mouth harshly and brought her closely to her mouth "Keep this up an I'll make your son my pet, now cut it out"

Regina stopped squirming and glared at her; with a sigh of agreement Mal put her down

"You kids want to see an even better trick, this puppy is actually magical"

"Yes" they all said

Maleficent smiled and waved her hand over the puppy and right before their eyes Regina emerged

"You turned your puppy into Henry's mom!" Paige yelled

"No she turned Henry's mom into the puppy" Regina said scratching her arm then crossing them

"I wanna see another trick" Roland yelled not really understanding the joke

"Mom, Maleficent changed you into a puppy?"

"Yes, she has a very weird since of humor" Regina said looking at her son

"Your hair is so long it looks like it did in the book" he said touching it

"Do you like it?" Maleficent asked

Henry scrunched his face "Its hair, I mean she looks pretty either way" he answered honestly

"Thank you" Regina said with a smile as she reached out to touch his cheek when he grabbed her hand

"Mom what is that?" he asked pointing to her arm

Regina looked down at her arm and gasped growing on her arm was a bright red patch

"I… I don't know" she said touching it

Emma scratched her neck again

"Emma stop you have it too" Snow said grabbing her daughters arm to stop her from scratching her neck

"I do too" Ruby said lifting her shirt to reveal a very agitated red rash on her stomach

"Oh my god Tink you have it too" Blue said pointing to the rash on Tink's back

"What... Well what the hell is it" Tink yelled as she turned full circle trying to see it

"I agree! Regina what did you do!" Emma yelled

"Me! I have it to idiot, so it could've been me" she yelled back scratching her arm

"Well what the hell is it!" Ruby yelled rubbing her stomach and getting popped by Granny

"See what happens when you hang with the commoners, you pick up their diseases" Mal said grabbing Regina's arm keeping her from scratching it

"I'll fix it" she said waving her hand over her arm making the rash spread further

"STOP!" Regina yelled snatching her arm

"What the hell? That was a healing spell" she exclaimed

"I think I know what it is" Nova said looking at the group

"What" they all said

"When you guys switched bodies and used magic, I think you picked up some sort of infection" she said scrunching up her face.

"You mean like a magical rash? Well Snow, Belle and Granny don't have it" Tink asked as her back itched even more

"I'm not sure, but if you guys use magic it will get worse"

"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE A MAGICAL STD!" Emma yelled glaring at the fairy