/Sorry, it's a day late... Next update is Saturday!/

This is it. The ultimate in ultimate pranks. First, he would see his Warren full of snow. Second, he would see his eggs frozen in a giant snowman statue. And finally, the best, Abby. Jack had gained special permission from Jamie to use Abby. All in all, this would be hilarious! Although, he had to set it all up. Sandy had agreed to distract Bunny while he set up the Warren. He grabbed his staff and flew towards the Santoff Clausen. He stopped at the top window and pulled out a walkie-talkie.

"Frost to Grump. Frost to Grump. Come in Grump." Jack whispered into it. After all, if he was going to do the ultimate prank, he might as well do it in style.

"Klenga Hanot Glaghug! (I never agreed to that name!)" Phil grumbled.

"Whatever. I'm in position. You got the portals?" Jack laughed.

He heard a grunt of 'yes' from Phil.

"Okay. I'm waiting. And waiting. And Oh! That was quick!"

Phil opened the window and tossed him three portals. "Glaghed Guha (Tell me how it goes.)"

"Will do bud. Thanks for the portals. See ya tomorrow on your 2:30 break!" Jack said and shook the portal. "Kangaroo's Warren."

He waved his staff and grinned as snow poured from his staff. He started flying but was interrupted by the giant egg statues.

"Hey guys! I got a surprise for you!" Jack laughed.

"I'm gonna prank 'roo! See you when you unfreeze!" He waved his staff and ice froze the statues solid.

Jack laughed and continued flying through the Warren. As soon as he was satisfied, he went to round up the 'googies'. From his research, (yes Jack did research) the eggs were attracted to cinnamon. So he had planned accordingly. Pulling a container out of his hoodie pocket, he shook some out. After about a second small footsteps could be heard throughout the Warren.

He flew 20 feet up in the air and held the cinnamon bottle out. The eggs ran over top of each other trying to get to the container. He flew around them to get them to go into the perfect shape. Finally it was in the rough outline of a snowman. And, with a wave of his staff the eggs were frozen. He added some snow here and there to even it out. When that was done, he created icicle arms and a nose. The eyes were made of four eggs each. Now all the eyes needed was a little paint. He flew as fast as he could to Bunny's storage cave. When he was there, he ducked through the curtain of vines and began sorting through Bunny's stuff. Hopefully, Bunny would have black paint. There! Right behind the cerulean and magenta. He reached out and grabbed it along with a paint brush. He flew back to the snowman statue, giggling his head off. Bunny would get a load of this! He opened the can of paint with a 'pop' and started painting the eyes. Jack had tried painting the eggs with Bunny before, but never could do it right because the kept squirming. Freezing them made it so much easier.

After both of the eyes were done, and the paint put away. It was time to bring out the big guns... Er, dog. He shook another snow-globe /A.N. That is what they're called, right?/ and whispered Jamie Bennett's house before throwing it. The colors swirled and swallowed Jack.

Jack landed slightly non-graceful at the other side of the portal.

"Abby! Come here girl!" Jack said before whistling long and low. The greyhound came rampaging through the house towards Jack.

"Hey girl!" Jack laughed as Abby jumped onto his legs, begging for attention. He pet her behind the ears and laughed as she rolled onto her back. He rubbed her stomach before remembering why he was here. He shook a snow globe and whispered "Kangaroo's Warren." Before throwing it. The warren showed for a brief moment before being replaced by swirling colors. Jack picked Abby up, with a little difficulty, and jumped through the portal. They came out beside the snow man statue.

"Perfect!" Jack laughed and set Abby down. He flew behind the statue while Abby followed him and sat down behind the statue, wagging her tail. Over the past few weeks, after the encounter with the Summer Spirit, Jack had been planning this prank. And planning included a little bit of training with Abby.

"Sit. Stay." Jack commanded and threw Abby a dog treat, which she gulped up eagerly. He reached into his hoodie and took out a small camera and a voice recorder. He flew up to the side of the cave and mounted them with some duct tape. He set the recorder for thirty minutes. He should be able to get Bunny here in thirty minutes. Now that set-up was done, it was time for execution.

Jack landed in the globe room. Sandy had chosen to distract Bunny here.

"Hey Sandy! Hey 'Roo!" Jack laughed and leaned on the wall.

Because no one but Jack and Sandy knew Signed Language, they could easily communicate in front of others.

'How'd it go? Is everything set up?' Sandy signed.

'It's perfect. I even got a camera set up.' Jack signed back.

"Ya know I'm a Bunny, ya jus' go' ta admit it!" Aster yelled.

"I would admit it if it were true. But, have you ever seen a six foot, talking rabbit with an Australian accent? Heck! Rabbits didn't even get to Australia naturally! They got here on the first fleet and they didn't start spreading at first!" Jack argued.

Bunny's mouth flopped open once, twice before speaking. "I be' ya go' tha' outta book huh?"

Jack's smirk dropped and his mouth hardened. "At least I'm not a kangaroo."

Bunny laughed. "Wha' book di' ya get it out of? A dictionary?"

"Stupid Encyclopedia…" Jack muttered under his breath.

"Wha' was tha'?" Bunny smirked.

"You know… It's a good thing you're a kangaroo." Jack smirked.

"An' why'd tha' be?" Bunny crossed his arms.

"The rabbit with the most stamina is the Brown Hare and it can only go 40 miles per hour for one hour!" Jack smiled.

"Why I outta!" Bunny's mouth dropped. "A' least I'm fastah than you!"

"With the wind, I can go 231 miles per hour! So there! Actually, that's not true. In 1999, I went 318 miles per hour over the suburbs in Oklahoma City. And that is faster than a stupid 40 miles per hour." Jack smirked and crossed his arms.

Bunny frowned. "A' least I don' read encyclopedias!"

Jack's smirk widened. "Is that what you're gonna do every time I win?!"

"Win? You didn' win!" Bunny lunged at Jack, who flew up into the air.

"To slow! How 'bout we settle this. We race from here to your Warren." Jack laughed.

"Fine; 'sides, ya can't race a rabbit. We each get ta use our own transportation."

"Start us off Sandy!" Jack yelled.

A traffic light appeared over Sandy's head. Red, Yellow, Green! Bunny tapped his foot on the ground and hopped into the hole.

"I'm gonna go hide. Return Abby for me, will ya?" Jack asked.

Sandy smiled and nodded. Jack smiled back and took off.

"THA' DILL IS GONNA PAY! HE FROZE ALL MY EGGS INTA A STUPID SNOWMAN! MY WARREN IS FULL OF SNOW!" Bunny ranted kicking the snow.

Suddenly, Jack's voice came on. "Abby, get the Bunny."

A bark sounded and Bunny's eyes widened. "Oh no."

Abby barreled out from behind the statue. Even with the video proof, Bunny would never admit to screaming.