Shino:(clipboard in hand;pencil in ear)Roll call!

Gang:(line up)

Shino:I need to see if any people are sane...Shikamaru?

Shikamaru:I'm okay...

Shino:Good...(checks)Ino?

Ino:So am I...

Shino:(checks)Choji?

Choji:I'm hungry...

Shino:(checks)Asuma?

Asuma:(arguing with Kakashi)I love Kurenai more!

Shino:(checks)Naruto?

Naruto:I want to get outta here!It's eating my brain!!

Shino:...(marks X)Sasuke?

Sasuke:Ice cream...

Shino:(X)Sakura?

Sakura:I'm good...

Shino:(checks)Kiba?

Kiba:Awoooooo!!!

Shino:(X)Akamaru?

Akamaru:Arf!

Shino:(checks)Hinata?

Hinata:I'm doing okay...

Shino:(checks)Kurenai?

Kurenai:(watching the two jounins fight)Me too...

Shino:(checks)Tenten?

Tenten:(watching show)No!NO!NOOOO!!!

Shino:...(X)Neji?

Neji:(reading book of youth)

Shino:(X)Lee?

Lee:The power of youth!

Shino:...Does that mean you're okay?

Lee:(nods)

Shino:(checks)Gai?

Gai:What Lee said...

Shino:(checks)Tsunade?

Tsunade:Okay...

Shino:(checks)Orochumaru?

Orochumaru:Sasuke...I will get you...

Shino:...(checks)Jirayrai?

Jirayrai:Porn...

Shino:(checks)Zabuza?

Zabuza:I'm okay...

Shino:(checks)Haku?

Haku:Me,too...

Shino:(checks)Temari?

Temari:I'm okey-dokey!

Shino:(X)Gaara?

Gaara:(nods)...

Shino:(checks)Pizza Man?

Pizza Man:Not insane!

Shino:(checks)Kakashi?

Kakashi:No way!I love Kurenai more!

Shino:Would that be a yes or a no?

Kakashi:A no...

Shino:(X)Iruka?

Iruka:(cuddling with dolphin toy)I think so,too,Mr.Dolphin!

Shino:(X)...Mr.Krab?

Mr.Krab:...(pinch)

Shino:(checks)So we have 17 sane people...And 8 insane ones...

Kakashi:Mail time!

I thought this would be fun, so please put it in your story!

Naruto-
Keep it up! Sakura's soon to like you!

Sasuke-
Geez, if you don't like Sakura, how about Hinata? hee hee! She's not annoying right? RIGHT?

Sakura-
Don't even give a glare to Hinata or I'll send you to wherever Itachi is and have him rape you... Either that or lock you with Lee and have him rape you... Nah, I'm just screwing with ya

Kiba/Shino-
You two are weird! Yeah, you're both hot, but you're WEIRD!(No offense! Besides, I like dogs! But bugs are... Sorry, Shino!)

Hinata-
You're cool with me, girl! But why Naruto? Can't you tell that he's not interested? You deserve someone better! Go out with Sasuke! I'll make sure Sakura doesn't kill you, and Ino won't be a problem at all (I assure you!)

Shikamaru-
...Choose Ino, not Temari

Chouji-
I don't care what everyone says, you're alright the way you are, dude!

Ino-
Go out with Shikamaru already! Fight ith Temari if you have to!

Gai's Team (Including Gai)-
You are the WEIRDEST TEAM OF ALL, and it isn't all because of Lee and Gai... Okay, so it's MOSTLY because of Lee and Gai, but you are weird, too, Neji and Tenten!

Everyone Else-
Please help people get together as pairings! I send you all with my deepest gratitude some sugar cookies! And some dog food for Akamaru, and some cookie crumbs for Shino's bugs!

Lazy Girl

Naruto:I'm so glad Sakura's starting to like me!

Sasuke:She may not be a strawberry ice cream but Hinata's a vanilla ice cream...No good...

Sakura:(sighs in relief)

Kiba:I'm not weird!

Shino:...

Hinata:Umm...I l Naruto(I'm using l beacause Naruto's in the room)and I know he's not interested...He doesn't know about my l for him...But I still might have a chance with him!

Shikamaru:Ino?Or Temari?Ino?Or Temari?One's annoying,the other's troublesome...Ino?Or Temari?

Ino:Me!

Temari:No me!

Shikamaru:...Ino?Or Temari?

Choji:(mercilessly killing Kingman186)I'm glad SOMEBODY thinks that!

Ino:Alright!Temari,bring it on!

Temari:You don't stand a chance against me!(fights)

Ino:(fights back)

Gai:(untying Tenten)That's not a youthful thing to say...

Tenten:(cuddle in a ball)No...Get it away from me...It'll eat me...

Neji:(reading)I agreed!It is not a...youthful thing to say!

Lee:Neji!Welcome to the Youth Club!(o)

Neji:Thanks!

Gang:Sugar cookies!

Sasuke:Not an ice cream...(toss)

Shino's bugs:(happily munching)

Akamaru:(-)Arf!Arf!

Shikamaru

Why are you always so 'blah'? Do you have no emotions (My friend asks that)

Haku

Why do you dress like a girl

Naruto

Why a fox

Sasuke

Would you where toe socks if they had pictures of pie on them (My sister asks that) gives Sasuke a crown with a pie on it, I dub you, pie king, and you get, a botomless box of pies.

Zabuza

Is that sword compinsating for somthing

Pizza Guy

Can you bring me a pizza, I'm hungry.

Shino

How much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Orochimaru

Why is your name so hard to spell.

Thats all seeya, gives every exept choji a jar of peanut butter, gives Choji a jar of jelly.

Shikamaru:I have emotions...It's just that it's too troublesome to show them...

Haku:This is the way I dress...And I'm not gay if that what you're suggesting!

Naruto:A fox?I dunno...I'm not the Fourth Hokage!

Sasuke:No,I wouldn't wear them!...And I want to be the king of ice cream!!Me hate pie!

Shino:Too bad...You're the king of pies...But none of us are begging...

Choji:(worshiping)The king of pies!May I have one!?

Sasuke:Sure,why not?(hands box of pies)

Choji:Yay!(eats)

Zabuza:This sword is compisating!

Pizza Guy:I would bring you a pizza...If I wasn't stuck here...When I escape,I need $19.95 for the pizza,$4.78 for the drinks,and $12,345,978,890.99 for traveling to your world!That would equals $12,345,978,915.72 ...You have enough,right?

Shino:?

Orochimaru:My name is not so hard to spell!All you have to do is put the letters O-r-o-c-h-u-m-a-r-u!See!?Not is not hard to spell! ...Wait,it is!I just spell my own name wrong!O-r-o-c-i-m-a-r-u!Darn!

Neji:Peanut butter!!!!!(o)

Choji:Why did I get jelly!?

I'm glad you liked the tea!
This time I will give you cookies! (Every person gets a plate of chocolate chip-cookies) Choji, no stealing!
Here are the questions!

Zabuza and Haku,


Did you come back to life due one of the following:
a) a random necromancer showed up and made you come back to life?
b) You wanted to freak out those who killed you?
c) The authoress willed you to?
d) It was fate? (winks at Neji)
e) Lying in the ground was uncomfortable?
f) a combination of the above
g) something completely different
Oh and now that you are alive, are you officially a couple?

Naruto,


(drops him a pendelum and flashes a devious grin)
Can you hypnotize him to not like pies? You can hypnotically suggest anything else you like! All other anti-sasuke people can add! (giggles impishly)

Jiraiya,


If you did settle down with someone (preferably a woman), who would it be?

Orochimaru,


Is Kabuto anything more to you than just a tool?
Have any of your snakes ever bitten you?
What's your favorite type of snake?
Thought up any ideas for what to do about

Kakashi,


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? (throws him a tootsie roll pop)Check for us, will ya!

Iruka,


If you ever got sick of being a teacher, would you ever consider taking the jounin exam?

Ino and Sakura,


Couldn't you two still be friends despite the fact you are rivals in love?
I think it's sad, you two had such a nice friendship, and Sasuke's such a self-centered jerk! Please consider making up.

That's all for this letter!

Zabuza:We got out because of the worms in the ground!

Haku:Uh-huh!The worms were trying to digest us and were making holes in our skin!And living in them!(shows arm)

Gang:(screams in horror)

Zabuza:Plus,there was a rock on my head...And we're not really a couple...

Naruto:Hmm...I can't hipnotize people!

Ino:I can!Give it to me!

Naruto:(gives pendelum)

Ino:(walks to Sasuke)Sasuke...(swins pendelum)Look at this...

Sasuke:...(looks)

Ino:You are getting sleepy...Very sleepy...

Sasuke:(wide awake)

Ino:Sleepy...Sleepy...(sleeps)Zzzz...

Shino:She hipnotized herself...

Sakura:Ino...When I snap my finger,you will wake up and you will oink like a pig...

Temari:And when I clap my hands...You will moo like a cow...

Shikamaru:And when I say 'stop!',you'll return back to normal...

Sakura:One,two,three!(snaps)

Ino:...Oink!

Temari:(claps)

Ino:Moo!

Kiba:I'll try Shino!

Shino:No,Kiba...

Kiba:(tackle him)Too bad...(swings pendelum)You're getting sleepy...Very sleepy...

Shino:(falls asleep)Zzzz...

Kiba:When you wake-(pushed by girls)Ow!

Sakura:When I snap my fingers,you'll wake up,you'll fall in love with Sakura-

Ino:Hinata and Ino-

Tenten:Tenten and Temari-

Sakura:And you will not be a pervert!(snaps)

Shino:(wakes up)...

Hinata:Nothing's happening!

Temari:Oh well...(claps)

Ino:Moo!

Sakura:(snaps)This is fun!

Ino:(snorts)

Shikamaru:Okay,That's enough...Stop!

Ino:Huh...?What happened?

Jiraiya:If I could settle for a woman...It would most likely be Tsunade!

Tsunade:Not happening...

Orochimaru:O-r-c-h-i-n-a-r-u...That's still not right!And Kabuto is just a tool to me...My snakes listen to me except for one little rebel named Tania...She bit me on my arm!And my favorite snake might be an anaconda!

Kiba:That's a lame snake!

Orochimaru:It's not!And the plot?I decided to become the dominant species of the planet and would destroy you all to make it happen!

Mwahahaha!

Kiba:Again,that is so lame...

Kakashi:Lolli...One lick.(licks)Two lick.(licks;don't ask me how he can with that mask)Here,Mr.Krab!

Mr.Krab:(bites)

Kakashi:...It takes three!

Iruka:I would never get tire of teaching the wonderful little children!But if I did,I would take the jounnin exams...

Sakura:Oh,we are friends!Just not when Ino's flirting with Sasuke!

Ino:Same here!And the name calling?It's just playing around when it's not about Sasuke!We like to hang out!

Sakura:(nods)

Gang:Cookies!

Sasuke:Send some ice cream,please!(toss cookie)

Shino:(offers cookie to Hinata)

Hinata:Thank you,Shino!

Shino:(blush)

Neji: YOU ARE SO AWESOME! YOUR WAY BETTER THAN SASUKE!

Sakura: I don't care what others say, your awesome too! Your Hair is the best! Your forehead isn't that big. Give up on Sasuke, he's not worth it. Go after someone else, like Naruto or Neji or even Lee if he gets a makeover. If you had to choose between killing Sasuke or going out with Ino which would you choose?

Shikamaru: You are my second favourite male character. I feel sorry that you have to put up with Ino but you must be used to it by now. Who do you like better: Temari or Ino?

Hinata: Did you have a crush on anyone else before you started liking Naruto?

Bring in Anko and Gaara!

Gives peanut butter to Neji and Sakura, gives chips to chouji and gives a pie that has poison hidden in it to Sasuke.

Neji:Thank you so much!

Sakura:Thanks!I would choose going out with Ino instead!Sasuke's too adorable!(hugs Sasuke)

Sasuke:She's my little ice cream!

Shikamaru:Who I like better?

Ino:(glares)

Temari:(glares)

Shikamaru:So troublesome...I guess I like...

Ino & Temari:(stares hopefully at Shikamaru)

Shikamaru:I like-(knocked by Shino)

Ino & Temari:Shino!

Shino:Sorry...No way I'm letting Shikamaru steal Temari!

Hinata:No,I didn't have a crush on anyone before you-know-who...

Neji:More peanut butter!Whoo!

Sakura:Yay!

Choji:Chips!(munch)

Sasuke:Pie?I want ice cream!(pie transform to ice cream)Yay!(eats)

Gang:(waits for some effect)

Sasuke:(skin turns blue)That was good!R&R!

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I was wondering if I should go up to 50 chapters,100 chapters,or 150 chapters...It doesn't look like I'm going to stop writing this anytime soon...