An oldie but a goody, the elevator is back this must be the most I've put in one story. If anyone has any suggestions for other ways to be annoying, I am running out fast. I think I will have to start a prank war between Tony and Ziva like in stakeout. Thanks a heap for reading.

Emily

The Doors of the elevator opened and McGee and Ziva walked in, both sighing heavily when Tony ran in through the closing doors.

"Hey, sorry, just waiting for a friend" he said, holding the doors open.

"Friend!" Ziva scoffed, But Tony just stood there, keeping the doors open, after a few minutes and a few complaints from his co-workers, he finally let them close.

"Hi Brett, how's your day been?" Tony asked

"Sorry?" McGee asked confused but Tony changed the subject

"Where are you two headed?"

"Evidence Garage" Ziva replied flatly

"You want evidence?" Tony asked "DNA!" He exclaimed, reaching out and plucking a hair from McGee's head

"Ow!" He yelped. Suddenly, Dinozzo's eyes opened wide and his jaw dropped

"You're one of them!" He exclaimed, backing away from McGee into the corner.

"What is wrong with you Tony?" Ziva complained "Have you been chewing on lead paint or what?"

"Just having some fun" DiNozzo smiled, back to normal.

"I was talking to our Marines sister. They were really close, she thinks it was his Boss, that he never appreciated Matthew and that His boss was always putting him down." McGee told them

"His friend Aaron Wright said that as well" Ziva added "But he was hiding something, he was to careful, I'm sure of it"

"Wait, shh" Tony hissed, producing a stethoscope from his pocket

"Why..."

Tony put it against the wall of the elevator and held his other hand to his co-workers trying to signal them to be quiet.

"I hear with my little ear..."

"Tony!"

"...Something beginning with..."

"Tony!" McGee hissed again

"M"

"Tony!"

"Yes! Hello, that's my name, don't wear it out"

"Do you ever put your foot in line?" Ziva exclaimed in an exasperated tone\

"Toe in line, and doing what you're supposed to is never any fun"

"When will you be leaving us?" McGee asked

"I don't know..." Tony replied as the elevator doors opened "Here's as good as anything I suppose, Hello agent Lee, where are you going to?"

"I have to hand my report to the Director" she answered timidly

"Let me get that for you then, she's talking to Gibbs in her office" Tony offered, pressing all the buttons and walking away "Have fun"

The basics: In an elevator

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend, after a few minutes, let them close and say "Hi Fred, how's your day been?"

Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

Say "Your one of them!" and back away slowly

Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope

Say "That's My name, don't wear it out"

Press all the buttons in the lift as you leave

Another fun one to do is...

Start a cult.