(Christine and Raoul are on the roof singing All I Ask of You while the Phantom is spying on them)

R: Let me be your shelter
Let me be your light
You're safe
No one will find you
Your fears are far behind you

P: (Runs from the his hiding place) Ah ha! I finally found you Christine!

C: How's that theory working for you Raoul?

R: You're REAL?

P: I'm taking Christine as my wife and there's nothing you can do about it!

R: Over my dead body!

P: I can arrange that for you.

R: Ahhh! (Phantom and Raoul start fist fighting)

C: Can someone please tell me how my fears are far behind me? (Phantom and Raoul start stepping on each others feet and knocking each other over.)

D: CUT! Why did you come out from hiding, Erik?

P: Do you think I can just stand there calmly while this punk is singing to my one true love?

R: WHAT? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUNK, YOU DEFORMED GHOST?

C: Ooooh that must have hurt.

P: At least I know how to earn her love for me! Can you? I don't think so!

C: Oh, I feel special now.

R: Yeah, because nothing says I love you like committing murder.

P: You take that back!

R: Why don't you make me?

C: Wow... this is very awkward.

D: BREAK IT UP YOU TWO! BREAK IT UP ALREADY! GEEZ!

P&R: But...we...uh...him

D: Just follow the script! Don't get THAT deep into character. Your other goal was not to scare Christine in this scene. Now, did you do that?

P&R: but...but...but...*grunts*

D: Take two!