Chapter 9: A Country Shared between Countries

Everyone was quiet, like SUPER ULTRA quiet! Why? Because apparently very rare to see Antonio furious and I understand why. He's always smiling and cheerful and stuff so seeing him angry is strange but scary that's for sure.

{Geez I want to move or say something but the tension in the air is to thick that I'm scared to!}

I was trying to think of something to do when Antonio let go of the axe, leaving it wedged in place, and stood up straight and spoke out.

"She's not an object to own, she is a person y una nación" he continued to speak bitterly "We are going to treat her normally entienden?"

Everyone nodded and let go of each other while I stood up staring at the axe still wedge in the ground. Antonio then pulled the axe out of its place and held it like a staff and placed his hand on his hip, smiled and cheerfully said,

"Bueno glad that we have that nasty business out of the way, so ahora que?"

{He says that like nothing happened!}

"Now we need a new table, aru" Yao began picking up broken table pieces

"Yeah Spain you didn't have to break the bloody table" Arthur exclaimed and helped Yao. Antonio rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled a bit,

"Hehe perdon I kind of got carried away"

"Don't worry cherie it wasn't your fault, we were acting immaturely so you were only trying to help" Francis reassured Antonio and Patted his back.

"Vow France you actually said somezing smart kesesese" Gilbert teased and Francis snapped back,

"That is funny coming from you considering your best friend, and only friend if it wasn't for me and Spain, is an annoying bird that lives in you hair"

"Gilbird isn't annoying, he is an AWESOME friend und he is much AWESOMER zan you KESESESE!"

"Will you two just shut the fuck up!" Lovino butted in.

"Aw vats wrong is ze little tomato grumpy kese-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WURST BREATH AND DON'T CALL ME A TOMATO!"

"Oui don't call him that cherie only Spain can call him that ohonhonhon" Francis and Gilbert teased Lovino and Antonio just laughed. I tried to cut in,

"Um guys so about me being a-"

"HEY! So like dudes who's gonna buy a new table?!"

"You can America da?"

"WHAT? Why me England can buy it!"

"I don't bloody think so git! It's not my fault it broke!"

"Ok so China can buy it or make us a new or somethin'!"

I tried to budge in again "Hey guys you know I'm still-"

"Ayiaa?! I am not a servant so I'm not going to buy or make one, aru! Russia you buy it!"

"Hmmmm no thanks"

"Um I wirr just buy us a new one hai?"

"Ja Japan you do zat before ve fight over a table, zank you"

"Your wercome"

Again I tried "Ok great now that that's settl-"

"Ve~ Now can we get some pasta~?"

"Forget pasta let's go to McDonalds!"

"We would get fat and stupid if we ate there so no, I will just make us some-"

"NO!" everyone screamed in unison at Arthur's suggestion, including me, and Arthur just got offended and looked away. I quickly tried to talk before someone else spoke.

"Ok well people I'm still-"

"We could eat in China Town, aru! It's good food!"

{ASSWIPES WONT LET ME TALK!}

"Da I agree with China"

"You always agree with China mon cherie"

Francis and the others finally joined in on the conversation and I just gave up and took a seat angrily.

{Great fucking fantastic! I'm still not sure what to do about being a country and they're talking about food! They completely forgot I was here! Jesus now I know how Matthew feels, I should move in with him or something since I'm in the same boat and he doesn't ignore any-}

"Oh Tati I almost forgot, we have to figure out who you're staying with!"

Antonio's voice interrupted my thoughts but I looked up relived that he remembered my existence.

"So how's this going to work? It's not like we know where her land going to fucking be at" Lovino and the others surrounded me.

I raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean?"

"Well you see your land isn't shown where it's at unless you stay with someone or someone claims you" Arthur was explaining the whole process to me "but claiming you didn't work and if choose, you can only choose one of us"

"Well that's gonna be hard since there's a lot of you"

We all began pondering about how this all was going to work out when soft voice suggested an idea.

"How about she stays with each of us for 3 days and she can see who she likes the most and stays with them?"

Everyone looks around to see who gave the idea, I obviously knew it was Matthew because, unlike them, he's not invisible to me. I'm nice enough to be able to see him and point him out.

"Guys it's Matthew he's right there" I pointed to the 'space' between Gilbert and Yao.

"AYIAA!"

"MEIN GOTT! VEN DID YOU GET HERE?!" I facepalmed

"I was always here, eh" I could tell Matthew was offended but decided not to say anything else.

"Anyvays Canada's idea is a good one, ve vill go vith zat" Ludwig grabbed a pen and sheet of paper.

"Ok zis is how it vill vork-"

"I CALL HER FIRST! HAHA BEAT THAT SUCKERS!"

"You can't call her first you twit!"

"Yes I can!"

"Why is that, aru?!"

"BECAUSE I'M THE HE-" *smack* Ivan covered his mouth before he could say anymore and smiled.

"That's enough out of him, da?"

"Ja….As I vas saying, ve vill go in ABC order so zat it vill be fair for everyone"

Everyone nodded at the idea in approval and looked at me for mine. I nodded.

Ludwig then began writing the names down while reading them out loud,

"Ok so it vill be America-" I interrupted.

"Ah wait, sorry hehe, actually it would be Canada because Alfred is the United States not America because America is a continent and not a single country, so put Canada"

Everyone stared at me, Alfred looked shocked and Matthew smiled.

"I'm sorry it bugs me but its true!" Ludwig continued.

"No its ok because you are correct, so it vill be Canada, China, England, France, me and Prussia since he lives in my house, Italy, Japan, Romano-" once again I stopped him.

"Russia… Romano is Italy too"

"Oh ja my mistake"

I didn't have to look to know the Lovino was staring at me in surprise, I pretty much felt it.

"Russia, Spain, and the United States, ok so let me go over it agai-"

"AWW COME ON! I'M LAST!"

"Too bad! Suck it up Alfred, you may continue Ludwig"

"So it's Canada, China, England, France, Germany und Prussia, Italy, Japan, Russia, Spain, and the United States ja?

"Yup perfect!" Alfred still looked upset about the whole thing but I smiled and walked right on over to Matthew.

"Lets go" he nodded. We waved goodbye as everyone said bye in their native language, and we headed to the airport.

{Now is when things get more interesting} I thought to myself as we exited the building.

{My Adventure in the Hetalia World continues}

Jesus that took forever to write, Sorry if it took a while to write this my laptop broke so I had to rewrite the whole thing on another computer :l