And here's the next one! This was a request from TheOnlyOneEv1D, and I hope you like it! ^-^ I will keep my talking to a minimum so you can read the awesomeness that is my writing ;)
Disclaimer: I have said this before, and I shall say it again. I don't own the Avengers!
Tony stumbled into the kitchen at 5 AM and started ruffling through the refrigerator trying to find something to eat, finally pulling out a pineapple when he failed to find any cold pizza. Huffing, he went back down to his lab and continued to work, stopping several hours later when he heard someone entering the access code, and looked up to see Pepper.
"Tony, did you eat the pineapple I had in the fridge?" Pepper asked, looking exasperated.
"Maaaaayyyybbeeeeee..." Tony said. "Why?"
Pepper glared. "I'm making a pineapple up side down cake." She said.
Tony made the O.o face. "Yeah, sorry, I'll get you another!" He said desperately. Pepper sighed.
"Fine, go do that," She said.
"Yay!" Tony cheered. "I love your pineapple up side down cake!"
Pepper couldn't resist smiling at his childish behavior.
Tony came back in ten minutes, practically bouncing into the lobby in his excitement. Thor saw him and went over to see what was going on. "Man of Iron, what is it that excites you so?" He asked, eying the pineapple with confusion.
"Pepper's making a pineapple up side down cake!" Tony said happily.
"What is a pineapple?" Thor asked.
"This!" Tony said, holding the pineapple up with pride. Maybe if he wasn't so excited about the cake, Tony wouldn't have let Thor hold it. But he handed the pineapple to Thor anyway, who took it with interest.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Thor screamed as he held the spiky fruit, dropping it quickly on the ground. Tony covered his ears and looked at his newly installed window that were hopefully Thor-proof, and luckily they didn't break.
Just then Pepper entered. "Tony, did you get that pineapple...?" She trailed off as she took in the smashed pineapple and guilty Thor.
"Not my fault this time," Tony said helpfully.
Pepper glared at the thunder god, who gulped. "Thor..." She said dangerously sweetly. Thor ran out of the lobby, getting helped out with a whack of Pepper's famous purse..
Natasha came in a moment later, saying, "Hey, Pepper, you got that pineapple? We should finish the cake now, before the boys all try to eat it raw."
"Thor smashed it," Pepper said, gesturing to the pile of smashed fruit. There was a muffled gasp, and Clint fell out of the air vents.
"He did what?!" Clint yelled. "I was looking forward to that cake!" He pouted. "Where'd he go?"
"Out there," Tony said, pointing to the streets of Manhattan. An identical gleam entered their eyes.
"Revenge!" Tony and Clint cried together, charging out into the streets in search of Thor. Pepper and Natasha rolled their eyes, but they were smiling.
"Wait," Pepper said, but the two boys were long gone. She sighed and turned to Natasha. "Now who's going to get the pineapple?" She said, exasperated.
Natasha shrugged, then said with a knowing smirk, "Get Steve to do it. Tony and Clint won't be back for a while."
hehehehehe! There it is! I hope you enjoyed it!
Also, my poll from last chapter got tied, 1, 1, and 1. So the poll is still open, and you still have a chance to vote! Please don't vote twice, that'll make it confusing.
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