Ok, sorry for posting so late. I have much to do in school-my last year- and I hope you like it still. Just right now I'm throwing all my other oneshots out just to get over with. I know its short compaired to my other chapters but, ok.
Please, enjoy the read and if you like, review.
„…sooo…why am I here?" The Russian asks carefully, „it is business-thing, yes?"
Bunnymund chuckles and shakes his head. "Can't I jus' invite ya over for quality time?" he replies, cuddling more to the others arm. "But you never invite me over for 'quality time'!"
North feels the grip gets tighter. Bunny glances sadly at him, "I'm sorry for that, mate…" Great, now he feels guilty. "Don't be, my friend. At least we are doing this 'quality time' now, yes?" Success, the Easter bunny smiles again, "You're right." He let go of the man's arm and hops over to a large tree. He crawls into a hole under a big root. Here he stands, the guardian of wonder, waiting for his friend to return, looking around unsure. After a short while, Bunny looks out the hole, "what are you standin' there, mate? Come in!"
Hesitantly, North follows. After climbing down an uncomfortable rabbit hole, he finally reaches Bunny's…
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…NEST?!
"Bunny… what the…is that your nest?!OUCH!" he shouts as he hit his head by the ceiling. Just now he recognizes how small Bunny's home actually is. He has to stoop to fit this room height. "Ya like it? It was a hell of a job to make this much place in here."
"It was even smaller?!"
Bunny looks irritated at him.
"I mean…nice. Nice much good place…yes…well done…." North laughs nervously, "by the way, why is it so hot in here?" The man already feels sweet on his forehead. "That's normal, don' worry…if ya like, ya can t-take of some clothes…" North would have notice this shy comment, if it isn't for the high temperature. He is happy he hasn't wear his full winter clothes by the time the warrior egg has taking him here. Right now he wears his red blouse with his dark brown suspenders and his black boots. He takes of his clothes, now shirtless. As he hears the bunny gasps, he turns to him, seeing the other staring at him, his fur a bit puffy.
"What? You said its fine."
"…Y-yeah…I-I mean-I said it….for sure…" Bunny stutters, nervously twitching his nose.
"If this disturbs you I can take my blouse back on-"
"NONONONONONO! I sa' it's fine an' still mean it!" His nose now is twitching more. He quickly holds his nose shut and turns away from his soon-to-be-mate. North scent will get the better of him if he doesn't be careful. His instincts are screaming already for his other strong and tall mate. This thought alone makes his tale wiggling. 'Keep cool, Aster, mind over instinct, mind over instinct…'
"Bunny?"
Nothing.
"Bunny, what's wrong?"
Bunnymund doesn't answer. Annoyed, he kicks lightly with his foot the wiggling tale, which was hard in this small place. "Stop this tale thing and answer me. Why should I come?" And the answer is clear. Very clear. With high speed Bunny tackles him into the self-made bed of a nest, North has not notice when his boots went flying. How could he, with an overgrown bunny on his lap purring dangerously. "Forget it, mind…" and leaned down, nuzzling and licking the old man's neck. North froze by his action. When paws start to move on his chest and slowly lower, he jumps lightly and switches the position so he is now on top of his friend. Bunny stares up at him surprised. Then he smirks, "that's how I like it, mate." He pulls his partners beard down and kisses him passionately. Shocked, North pulls away to Bunnys displeasure.
"I'm really sorry, friend, for doing this now…"
"What'cha talking about, Nor-" Silence.
E. Aster Bunnymund, the Easter bunny, lied on his back with his head hanging lightly lower than the rest of his body, thanks to North tipping his head down with one finger. His eyes half open, looking into nothing and his body not moving an inch. North stands up, quickly leaving the place. He manages to climb out unnoticed, leave unnoticed and go to the tunnels, which leads to the different parts of world, almost unnoticed. He steps on a branch, heard gasps and movements and…
"..and now here we are." The Santa finishes his story.
"You hypnotized him?" Fooly asks in awe. He nods.
"How long does it work?" Cupid questions.
"As long as you want. He has to lay straight again and some has to tip his ears. But really, what are you doing here?"
Cupid and Gaia glance at April fool. "OK, ok…it was my entire fault…"
April fool has told everything. How he stole Cupids arrows to the point where both, Bunny and Jack, got hit, to the end, Bunny in heat and Jack soon-to be heartbroken. North massages his nose bridge. He looks back to the spirit of jokes, slapping his back of head. "What did you think you were doing, сумасшедший ребенка (crazy kid)!" He stands up, leaving. "I hope you fix him…I'm going back."
"You want some company?" Gaia asks carefully. "Do what you want, I do not care…" He says calmly, still walking towards the tunnel which will lead him near his home.
