WHY ME

WHY ME ??

Why did I have to go through with this .

Being taken away from my perfect life in London , and then coming to my supposed family here , in Forks ( AKA MIDDLE OF NOWHERE !! ) Then 24 hours after my arrival to tell me that I'm a Vampire !

I felt sick

Sick

Sick.

Any questions Renesmee ?

HELL YES !!

I had millions .

Umm , I can't be a vampire , because I can go anywhere in the sunlight , eat human food and I can actually sleep at night .. so I'm not a vampire ! END OF !

They all laughed . Damn.

Yes you are Renesmee .. well not fully , you're only half Vampire.

Everything in my dream was coming true ..

How does that work ??

This time Alice contributed.

Well , You can live like a human , like you said you have so many traits. And you have Vampire traits , but you haven't realised you had them.

What vampire traits do I have ?

Well for one thing , you haven't grown since you were 7 .. and you're never going to grow again. And you're never going to die either.

Holy Crap!

Do you want to carry on ?

Yeaaah ! that's the best news I've ever had ! FOREVER YOUNG !!

They all laughed . But Rosalie kept looking at me funny.

There are also other gifts you have , but because you've been raised up by humans , you didn't know you had them.

What other gifts ?

Super strength , super speed . Every Vampire has those gifts , but our family is different. Our family have our own gifts aswell.

Like what ?

Well Edward would you like to explain ?

He looked over at me then Alice .

Well I can read minds , Alice can see the future and Bella can shield herself from other people who have mental gifts.

Psychic Vampires

Jesus.

Ermm , do I have a gift ?

They smiled at me .

Yes you do , but I don't think you remember how to use it.

Hmmm

What was it ?

No , it's a surprise . you probably wont get it back until you're inner Vampire comes out .

They all laughed . Why the hell do they laugh so much ?? I'm so traumatised !!

Inner Vampire ?? This is soo freaky..

Hmm , but how am I half vampire , that must mean..

Everyone looked at Edward and Bella..

Emmett started it off.

Let's just say , that on their honeymoon .. they GOT IT ON !

Yes duh , but weren't one of you human when you , umm .. did it ?

Edward and Bella looked at me ,

Bella started giggling.

Yes I was human at the time ..

She then flashed everyone a cheeky grin.

Let's just say we weren't planning on having you , we didn't know at the time , that a vampire and human could have children together..

Bella then got something out of her pocket and handed it to me.

It was a locket , and inside there was a picture of her , Edward and a beautiful little girl with chocolate brown curls.

Is the little girl me ??

I was shocked , and amazingly I looked like her.

Yes , that's you alright . You were a little cutie back then ! And you still are now .

Wow.

Well Renesmee , it's getting late , let's go back to the cottage.

I was getting tired , but I still had plenty of questions to ask them.

I asked them after we got back to the cottage with my suitcases ( which they lifted there without much effort ) Bunch of show-offs..

Sooo.. what do you , ummm , drink ?

They both started smiling..

I was expecting them to say HUMAN BLOOD , DUH !

But their answer took me by surprise completely .

It depends sometimes .. I prefer mountain lion..

I like that too , but my favourite is Elk..

What the hell ??

No human blood .. ?

They both looked at me horrified..

No no no , we're vegetarians !

How interesting.. my family is a bunch of "Psychic Vegetarian Vampires" !!

God what a weird world we live in..