*does a pose* CHAWO! I'M BACK PEOPLE! *starts dancing* AND I'M ON CHRISTMAS BREAK! NO SCHOOL! NO SCHOOL! NO SCHOOL! CHA!
Neko: ....*sighs*
Sam: *snorts*
Joker: You're-ah, stiiiiiiiiill in school?
*pauses and stares at him* Uhm...DUH!
Neko: Pay no mind to her.
Sam: Please review.
I was having the time of my life. Riding fast on my baby, the wind wipping my hair. Aaahh. THIS is PARADISE. I revved it, tipping backwards slightly before going faster. I dodged cars, getting angry honks from them as I laughed and flipped them off, but I was going too fast for them to see. I made my way towards the hideout. Good thing I have a good memory of where things are. I slowed to a stop and turned it off. I hopped off, grabbing the bags out of the case and kissed my baby.
"See you later sweetie." I whispered to it and walked into the hideout. Everyone there looked at me. I smirked and said, "Hooooney! I'm hooooooooome!"
I went straight to the kitchen and put the food away. I turned around to see Harley glaring at me.
"What are you doing back here? You should've just left!" she said, anger clear in her voice. I rolled my eyes. Is this going to happen EVERY time?
"If I did leave, then he'd hunt me down," I said, pulling out my beloved pepsi and opening it, "And I'm not that stupid then you blondie."
Before I could take a sip of it, it was knocked out of my hand and it fell to the floor, the contents spilling everywhere. I looked at her coolly.
"I'm not stupid!" she stated angrly. I snorted.
*Couldv'e fooled me.* I thought as I bent over to pick up my can. Her foot came down and crushed the can. That was officially...the last fucking straw. I stood up straight and death glared her.
"You just pushed it blondie." I whispered before leaping onto her, giving a battle cry. We crashed through the window and onto the floor. We rolled around on the floor, she screaming while trying, key word, trying to hit me. All she could do was pull hair and scratch. I punched her in the face. I put my feet on her thighs and thrusted my hips, throwing her off of me. I stood up quickly, getting into a defensive stance. A gun went off and we both looked to see that Joker. His expression was crossed between amused and annoyance. She ran up to him and said, "She started it Puttin'."
I snorted and rolled my eyes.
"You're the one who started it slut. You knocked my pepsi out of my hand then crushed the can." I stated smugly.
She glared at me. The Joker sighed irritably.
"Now, ladies, you-ah...need to get alooooooooong." he said.
I rolled my eyes. I turned and walked back into the kitchen, grabbing another pepsi. I opened it and took a sip.
"Aahh. Pretty damn good stuff." I said, rubbing my cheek against the can.
"You-ah, have very weird, ah, taste." he said, staring at me. I looked at him and raised an eyebrow.
"So? And your point would be...?"
He rolled his eyes this time. Harley just looked disbeliefed. I couldn't help, but smirked at her. I went over to the couch and plopped down on it, taking a long sip of my pepsi, aka, my crack.
"So what do you have planned for today?" I asked, staring at the Joker. He ran his tongue over his lips and said, "Well, ah, we neeeed to pick someone, ah, up."
I raised an eyebrow and tilted my head.
"Who?" I asked, blinking.
He only smirked and he said, "You'll seeeeeeeee..."
I rolled my eyes. I froze slightly. When did I get comfertable with the Joker? Why didn't I just runaway from him and head back to Bruce? I put the can to my lips, biting it slightly. None of this made sense unless... my eyes widened even more. Please tell me that my mind and heart are joking....I can't be in love with him?! It's just not possible! I frowned then took a sip. There is no way that could ever happen. I turned around to see Harley and the Joker gone, along with a few of his henchmen. I tilted my head. I guess I have to wait for them to get back. I yawned and my eyes started to get heavy. I put my can on the coffee table. I closed my eyes, deciding to take a cat nap.
~A FEW HOURS LATER~
I awoken to a loud bang. I jumped, startled, but now awake and alret. I turned around on the couch, looking over the ledge. My eyes went wide with shock. Oh...my...god...Please tell me this is a fucking dream. Blue eyes met mine, a smile forming over his lips in a cruel manor.
"Hello Samantha." he said.
I felt tears prickling up and running down my cheeks. I ran up and smacked him hard against his cheek. I was shaking in anger, horror, and fear. He looked back up at me, grinning evilly. Harley came in and saw me. I saw pity and regret flash through her eyes. All of a sudden, his hands came around my neck, lifting me up. I gasped for air, prying at his hands to let go. I heard a gun shot and he let me go. I dropped to the floor with a thud. I backed away, wheezing and coughing.
"Now, ah...I warned you to not touch her." the Joker growled out. I shook, staring fearfully at the man who ruined my life. Who killed my three unborn babies. The Joker came over to me and picked me up bridle way, carrying me out of the room and into his bedroom. He kicked the door close, seeing how it was already opened. He set me down on the bed and held my face in his hands.
"Hey. Look at me...Lo-Look, LOOK AT ME!" He shouted.
I jumped and stared at him, expecting to be that bastard, but it wasn't. It was the Joker. His dark haunting eyes that sucked me in. I couldn't help, but whimper slightly.
"Shh, shh, shh." He said, running his hands through my hair, trying to sooth me.
"Why?" I asked, whimpering softly. He blinked before a evil smile crossed over his lips, his face held a dark look. It scared me slightly. He smacked his lips together, running his tongue over his lips.
"Don't you waaaaaant to see him, ah, diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie?" he asked.
I blinked, my tears fading and drying. I slowly nodded my head. I looked down, still scared out of my wits about him. I don't know why...but the Joker didn't scare me...Even with his knives and guns. He didn't scare me. I felt...safe...with him. I looked up at him, looking shy.
"But...I'm scared..." I whispered.
He was still grinning, but not evilly.
"Well now...that's going to, ah...chaaaaaaaaaaange." he said, pulling me up and out of the room.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! SAM'S EX-HUSBAND! THE MAN WHO RUINED ALMOST HER WHOLE LIFE!
Sam: *is hiding*
Joker: *is looking for Sam*
Laura: Doesn't he have a name?
No.
Courtney: How come?
Cause he doesn't. He, ah....diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies.
Laura: O.O
Courtney: You sound like the Joker.
GOOD! NOW REVIEW PEOPLE! REVIEW FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
Neko: Dramatic much.
