With me back in the castle everyone congratulates me on retrieving the book

when the wise man comes up to me asking ash have you got the book which

I replied yes did you say the words he also ask well I replied maybe I did not

say every single one but at least I try. Ash you fool when you did not say the

three words the army of the dead awake you see that wiseman Arthur yelled I

known this barbarian was not the one & to think a hero from the future like him

would save all of humanity from the forces of evil now you listen all of you I shouted

i did my part of getting the god dame book after going from all things horrific & dangeru

s now I wish to go back home if I like but ash Sheila said I know you can still help us

no matter how idiotic you are I mean what about the those sweet words you said

baby I replied that's just some sweet talk that is very common in my time so nothing

else I say Your a worthless man after all she cry not before guards spot three flying

deadites of fat skinny & average size coming at us I use my boom stick to wound one

than beheading it than stabbing the other down with spear but the last one survives

capturing Sheila screaming in terror as I shout to her trying to get her back. Sheila is

than brought to the cemetery where I just was as Bad Ash takes down her top & kisses

her making Sheila his evil queen/bride but the deadites have also captured several other

topless women as well meanwhile back at the castle with everybody hating me I deciding

not to give up everyone listen I shouted even thought we might all think we will be doom

i realize now I should think about others than just me but what I'm trying to say is we

can't give up how are we going to fight a entire army of the undead a soldier said maybe

not with skills traditionally I may be not the best knight ever but as a man from the

future who has been fighting ever almost his entire life I promise I can she you all the

ways of what chosen one can do now who's with me moments later one or three people

agree than three more & than the entire kingdom along with Arthur himself.