The Wild and Wonderful Weasley's from Ottery St Catchpole

"Now, I'm sure that you folks noticed from that last shot, or just from the fact that you really can't swing a dead Hippogriff without hitting a Weasley, that our family has grown quite a lot over this last decade or so. And no slide show about a couples life would be complete without mention of the grand kids, so here we go!"

Shots of Bill and Fleur's Victoire fly onto the screen. A large picture of an ecstatic Molly and Arthur holding her and grinning and waving at the camera dominates the rest.

"First came little Victoire, born on the anniversary of the battle of Hogwarts. I think they really nailed it with the name. When Bill and Fleur announced their pregnancy, the family went nuts. If it's one thing that the Weasley's love, it's a baby."

Several shots of Molly and a very pregnant Fleur flash on the screen. In most of them, Molly is cooing at Fleur's tummy or holding little knit things up to it for sizing purposes.

"Now, Bill and Fleur were quite...er... productive and Victoire was soon followed by Dominique, and Louis before any of the rest of us even had a chance to get going on the next generation of Weasleys."

Shots of the three veela siblings pan across the screen as George goes on.

"After that, things started to really pick up and for a few years, there were Weasley birth announcements flying around everywhere. Mom was basically beside herself with happiness this whole time. I don't think she put her knitting needles down once between the time little Molly and little Lily were born."

A picture of Grandma Molly practically buried in knitted baby things flashes on screen. The crowd gives a collective Awwwwww.

"So, in addition to Victoire, Dominique, and Louis, we've also got little Molly, little Fred – just as handsome as his dad, I might add, totally unbiased – and James Sirius. Closely following were Rose and Albus Severus. Then came the babies, Lily Luna, Hugo, Lucy, and Roxanne – who thankfully took after her beautiful mother."

A whole series of shots of all the Weasley grandchildren parade across the screen. There are baby shots right up through first lost tooth shots, and photos of everyone with their first wands.

"Needless to say, the grand kids spend a lot of time with Grandma Molly and Grandpa Arthur, and they love every single second of it. Especially Christmas time."

A picture of the over loaded Burrow shows on the screen and the crowd laughs again as they watch the utter chaos that comes when the Wealsey clan all occupy the same space at the same time.