Begun by Burn! By Burn! undone

While Jack was rooting around the treasure piles, the boys came to Will with a question.

"Where's Donna and Jackie?" Eric asked.

"They're with Gibbs and the crew on the Pearl." Will explained and he looked down. "I can't believe she's marrying Norington."

"She did that to rescue you man." said Hyde.

"Yeah." Kelso agreed.

"She still care for you." said Fez.

"But Fez."

"I said she still care for you!" Fez cut Will off.

"I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict." Barbossa noted as he sat next to a big treasure pile where the stone chest is.

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." As soon as he finished, he pull out a sword from the pirate beside him and pushed him into the water with his foot then he tossed the sword to Will who caught it behind his back and elbowed the second pirate into the water and Jack faced Barbossa.

The boys ready themselves when one of the three pirates attacked Hyde. He punched the undead scum and took his sword then Eric, Kelso and Fez found swords in one of the treasure piles nearby.

As the boys were now armed they saw the pirate with a red hat facing them. "Come guys what's the worse that can happened?" To answer Eric's question the pirate went through a moonlight showing himself all skeletal with his clothes all ripped and tattered and it made their eyes wide. "All right that's the worse that can happened!" The skeleton pirate roared and attacked.


Back on the Black Pearl Gibbs, the crew and the girls were sitting down until Gibbs hear something.

"Shh! Gibbs shushed at them and turned to see what's coming down stairs. It was non other then.

"Miss Elizabeth!" Gibbs shouted and it caught the girls ears.

"Elizabeth!" The girls said it together gladly.

Yes it was Elizabeth in trousers and red coat.

"Where's Jack and the guys?" Donna asked.

"They're in the caves." She answered. "We are going save them."

"But how? there are still guards around here." said Jackie and the crew agreed with her.

"Don't worry I have a plan." Elizabeth smiled.


Back in the caves the boys fought alongside with Will but he stopped them.

"Go help Jack! I'll deal with them." He quickly told them.

The boys rushed up to where Jack and Barbossa fighting near a moonlight but they stop as they saw Barbossa scoffed and threw his sword.

"You can't beat me, Jack." He said.

But Jack didn't care as he quickly got up and stabbed him into his gut then Barbossa sighed and rolled his eyes then took the sword out of it and plunged it into Jack. the boys gasped by it.

"You killed him you scraggly bearded son of a bitch!" Fez shouted.

But Fez spoke too soon when Jack stumbled backwards into the moonlight showing himself in skeleton form. The boys were at a loss of words even Barbossa was a bit stunned by this as Jack looked at his arm.

"That's interesting." Jack comment.

Will put a golden bowl over the pirate's head and knocking him out then looked at Jack when his eye turn wide.

"What the hell?" said Hyde.

"Holy crap!" said Kelso.

"How did he do that?" Eric asked.

"How?" Fez also asked.

To answer the question Jack flicked a gold piece back and forth between his skeletal fingers, the very same piece that he hid under his sleeve then he turned to them with a skeleton grin.

"I couldn't resist, mates." He said slyly.

The boys smiled at that brilliant pirate's trick.

"Burn!" Kelso shouted

But Barbossa had enough of this as he retrieved his sword and attacked Jack in skeletal or flesh. and Will continued to fight.

"Come on let's help Will." said Hyde as they rushed to Will's aid.

Kelso and Fez face two pirates, Kelso faced him as Fez faced the other pirate behind Kelso's back. Both of them dodged twice and Kelso and Fez had a plan as the two are about to plunge their swords until Kelso and Fez quickly step aside together and the pirates accidently plunged at each other.

"Burn!" Kelso shouted at that as he ran alongside with Fez.

But the two pirates quickly pull the swords out and ran after them.


Back on the Pearl Elizabeth explained the plan one more time after she freed Gibbs, the girls and the rest of the crew. Outside the two skeletal pirates were looking around for anything suspicious and as they went to the railing to look down, a dinghy came out of nowhere and smacked right into them, sending them tumbling over the side of the ship into the water.

It was Elizabeth, the girls and the rest of the crew that were behind the surprise attack and the three of them urged the crew to help them lower the boat into the water.

"All of you with us!" Elizabeth shouted as she, Donna and Jackie went over the dinghy and grabbed the rope. "Will and the boys are in that cave, and we must save them! Ready?"

"Ready!" Donna and Jackie said it together.

"And heave!"

But no one step forward as their turn around to see the crew staring back at them with no sign of expression on their faces.

"Come on guys, we need your help!" Donna pleaded.

"Any port in a storm." Cotton's parrot squawked.

"Cotton's right, we've got the Pearl." Gibbs agreed.

"Wait what about Jack? You're not going to leave him are you?" Jackie asked.

"Jack owes us a ship." Marty said.

"There's the Code to consider." said Gibbs.

"The Code?" Asked Elizabeth bewildered. "You're pirates. Hang the Code, and hang the rules! They're more like guidelines anyway."

The three ended up rowing on a dinghy towards the cave.

"Bloody pirates!" Elizabeth grumbled.

"Yep." Donna agreed.

"You said it." Jackie also agreed.


"Look out! He's got a bomb!" shouted Kelso and he was right the red hatted pirate did have a bomb and he keeps throwing it everywhere.

"Seriously! How many bombs dose he have?!" said Eric freaking out.

Will and the boys leap into the ground from another bomb and rolled over unto their stomachs only to meet the red hatted striding over to them with his sword drawn.

"I'm gonna teach you all the meaning of pain!"

"Do you like pain?" Elizabeth asked stepping in as she is smacking him in the face with a sharp golden rod. "Try wearing a corset."

"Elizabeth!" said The boys together. "Donna! Jackie!"

Elizabeth got Will up then Jackie's eyes went wide at what she just saw.

"Is that Jack?!"

They turned and see Jack fighting Barbossa in the moonlight down on water, Donna and Elizabeth's eyebrows were raised at seeing Jack's transformation.

"Whose side is Jack on?" Elizabeth asked.

"Ours." said The boys.

"At the moment." Will added.

They rushed to three undead scoundrels. The undead pirate successfully got the golden bowl out of his, chuckled in triumphant but Elizabeth smacked him with the rod then Will hold the other end of the rod and together they hold it up as the two pirate clashed their swords. Hyde kicked him back to the moonlight and Donna punched the other pirate back into the moonlight too then Will and Elizabeth thrust the rod through all three of them, having them unsuccessfully yank it out and the gang laughed at that.

"Watch this." Will told them as he took a bomb from the red hatted and after lighting it he shove it into the ribcage and then he and Elizabeth pushed them out of the moonlight to be whole again and the red hatted pirate tried to get it out but it was too late.

"No fair." He whimpered.

They ran quickly until all three of them exploded and all pieces of them went flying in the air.

"Now that's a Burn!" Kelso shouted and laughed crazy.

The explosion startled Barbossa and while he was not looking, Jack quickly slit his palm and squeeze the gold with it and Will ran up to the chest after the explosion then Jack knocked Barbossa down with sword and he tossed the blood stained gold piece to Will as he caught. Then Barbossa stood up, took out his pistol and aim at Elizabeth. She and the gang froze in mid-step then a gunshot rang out through the cave but he was puzzled as he turned around and faced Jack who hold out a smoking pistol.

"Ten years you carry that pistol, and now you waste your shot." Barbossa smiled smugly.

"He didn't waste it." Will replied.

Barbossa turned around and sees Will by the stone chest with a bloodied dagger held in his right hand and in his left hand were two gold pieces in his slit palm and then he dropped them in the chest. Elizabeth and the gang sighed in relief as Barbossa dropped his sword, opened his coat and sees blood oozing out of his gun wound.

Kelso and Fez's jaws were dropped, Hyde was just surprised, Donna and Jackie gaped and Eric looked like he was going to vomit and now they all know this isn't movie blood it's real blood.

Barbossa looked at Jack. "I feel...Cold." Was all he said as he fell on a treasure mound as he landed an apple rolled out of his hand and so passes Captain Hector Barbossa.

Everyone was silent until..

"Burn!" They turned to Kelso. "Come you guys got to admit it's a good burn."


isn't that good burn or what? and there's something you should know that I'm discontinuing it Burn! I'm just kidding only two more Chapters to work on so vote now in my profile but until that time read and review.