Ok, long time, no Ford! Sorry guys, had a lot to do: a week of benchmark, 2 days of end of course, a competition, 2 projects due, and that's about it. I gotta whole bunch of questions since the last post, so i might not get al of your questions in one chap. Don't feel bad, I'm going from the bottom of the list and working my way up.So, here you go:
Dear Ford,
If you remove a snails shell, is it a slug?
Homeless Hobo
Dear Homeless Hobo,
You know, they have places for the homeless to stay...Don't be homeless. You'll make me feel bad. You'll remind me of all those years staying in this very limited planet so far away from my home...I need a moment.
Alright: if a snail loses it's shell, it's not a slug. It's a homeless snail. Such depressing questions are coming in these days. However, a homeless snail is also a dead snail. I don't know which I'd rather not be: homeless or dead. I haven't really tried out dead. Let's have a moment of silence for all those dead, homeless snails out there.
Ford
P.S. Moment over.
Dear Ford,
How do they put the sign that says: Do not walk on grass in the middle of a lawn?
Lawn Mower
Dear Lawn Mower,
I've always wanted to see what it was like to be a lawn mower, caring for our nation's grass and brutally slicing it into little itty bits and severing the tops of all the grass and all that other depressing things you do to grass.
However, the process of putting in that sign is very interesting. You see, they get a helicopter and fly directly over that lawn. Then, they throw it really hard where they want it and hope it stays. Either that or they walk in the middle of the lawn adn put it in themselves. But let's go with the more exciting answer.
Ford
Dear Ford,
Why not?
Plato
Dear Plato,
Aahhhhh, now all the famous philosophers that I've never heard of has come to me!! I am content. However, I'm discontent. Content, but discontent. That makes very senseless sense.
Your questions is an interesting one that could get a lot of great thinkers stumped. However, you can't stump the good ol' Ford Prefect! Good question. Here are some good reasons:
1. You could blow something up on accident.
2. You might set off a nuclear bomb that will destroy the earth.
3. You might end the world.
4. The sky could fall.
5. Cows might turn green.
6. Milk might turn green.
7. You might spontaneously combust.
8. The ground will fall.
9. Chocolate will disapear.
10. You'll get sued.
And those are only a few of the nasty things that could happen. I must say, I think that was an easier question to answer.
FOrd.
