A/N: Thanks for the support on the last chapter! I am well and truly back on track with this collection despite being away for so long *apologises profusely*. But thanks for sticking with me!
8) Call Sam 'Gingie'
Frodo looked down at the rabbits dumped into his lap by Sméagol with an incredulous look over, as Samwise bustled over.
"Are you trying to give my Mr Frodo salmonella?!" he screeched. "One does not simply eat raw rabbit!"
Frodo and Sméagol looked at one another, something ringing in the backs of their minds. "I swear Boromir said that," said Frodo, "or something very like it."
"No!" said Sam, scooping up the rabbits and carrying them over to the pot. "That's my thing!"
Frodo and Sméagol looked at one another in puzzlement again, before Sméagol shrugged and went over to harass Sam on his cooking methods.
"You ruins it!" he screamed. "Stupid, fat hobbit!"
"Now you watch your mouth, young man," Sam said crossly. "Or you'll find yourself on the naughty step."
Sméagol blinked and hopped back over to Frodo. "Why is it that he says strange things?" he whispered.
Frodo glanced at his friend before turning back to Sméagol. "It's the hair," he said. "Look at it."
"Orange," said Sméagol, and Frodo nodded solemnly.
"The ginger addles his brain," he said gravely before crossing his legs.
A grin spread across Sméagol's face. "Gingie!" he called, bounding over to Sam again and pawing at his shoulders. "Gingie!"
Sam stared daggers at him. "Gingie?!" he shrieked. "Really?!"
"The gingie messes the head up!" chanted Sméagol, poking him. "Gingie, gingie!"
"Shut up!" said Sam.
"It must be mad gingie if it boils the nice juicy rabbit," said Sméagol seriously. "Only stupid gingies do stupid things like that."
"What we could do with these are some nice taters," said Sam, ignoring him.
"What's taters, precious, what's taters?"
"PO-TAY-TOES," Sam said pointedly, and Sméagol blinked.
"Definitely the gingieness," he said to himself as he hopped off.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter; please review! In the meantime, I will reply to my reviewers from last time.
Mil Gamgee: Here is your miniature Samwise *hands over* Be sure to take good care of him (don't call him Gingie – he'll only get annoyed.
Smiling Insanity: An…erm…interesting request, but here is your Sauron…(ouch, he's hot). Glad you enjoy it!
fantasychica37: Have a Pippin! Thanks for the support. And also, if you type 'elijah wood dominic monaghan prank interview' into You Tube, watch it and join the manic group who have!
FairyTaleLover6: Thanks for the continued support! And we all love Frodo's eyes…
Random Person: I am happy I have restarted updates too! Is this update soon enough for you?
All feedback greatly appreciated! :)
