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KY Jelly (I say no more)
Tellarite version (male)
"Good moisture for one's beard"
Tellarite version (female)
"Keeps skin soft and leathery"
Orion version
"Let your green skin shine!"
Betazoid version
"…"
Andorian version (female)
"Only needed with Terran males"
Andorian version (male)
"Keep your antenna well oiled"
Terran version
"Still works"
Klingon version
"Eliminate those dull ridges…or lose your head"
Vulcan version (male)
"A useful substance during that special Time"
Vulcan version (female)
"Additional proof that Terrans are not completely illogical"
