I want to give a thank you to Jasper Whitlock Luver for this brilliant idea. The next chapter is mentioned by Esme at the end. Hope you all like it, Enjoy!
Chapter 9
Fair Anyone?
"BELLA! BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA!!!!"
"Emmett, what on Earth are you screaming about?" my wonderful mother asked me.
"Look!" I thrusted the paper in her face.
"Hmm, a fair? Let me guess, you want to go?"
"Yep!"
"What is it Em?" Bella asked, walking through the living room to come to the kitchen.
"A fair!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Uh, Edward? Honey are you okay?" Bella was trying not to laugh.
"JASPER! PLEASE STOP SINGING SHOES BY KELLY IN YOUR HEAD!"
Jasper laughed from upstairs. Hmm, that was a good song. Shoes, shoes, shoes, ohmigawd, shoes. Let's get some shoes, let's get some shoes, let's get some shoes, let's get some shoes. These shoes rule, these shoes suck. These shoes rule, these shoes SUCK!
"Emmett! Stop!" he screamed.
I chuckled. "Then let me go to the fair. And I will stop."
I think you have too many shoes, SHUT UP! I think you have too many shoes, SHUT UP! I think you have too many shoes, SHUT UP! I think you have too many shoes, SHUT UP!!! Stupid boy-
"Okay! We can go to the fair."
"Yay!!!!!" I screamed.
"Whoa!" Jasper yelled, jumping up and down.
"Uh, Jasper, why are you jumping?" Esme asked.
"The excitement coming off of Emmett is very strong. Emmett! Calm down!"
At the fair;
"Yessssss! Let's go on the tea cup rides first!" I laughed. They spun around and around and around and around. Whoa, I was making myself dizzy.
"Emmett, I don't think it's possible for vamps to get dizzy. Have you gotten into Carlisle's drugs again?" Edward laughed, remembering the last time when I smashed Esme's window and she swore at me.
"Emmett, if you got into my drugs again, so help me, I will strangle you." Carlisle warned.
"I didn't! I swear! I'm just really hyper!!!" Actually, I did get into his drugs again, he didn't need to know that. Oh crap, Edward can hear everything I'm thinking.
"Carlisle, Emmett got into your drugs." Edward said, smirking.
"EMMETT CULLEN! YOU BETTER RUN BOY!" he screamed. Wow, I've never seen him this mad.
So I ran. Accidentally hitting the Ferris wheel, which, in turn, rolled and hit the roller coaster. The roller coaster, which thankfully didn't have people on it, flew to the spinny ride thingy, and it broke it. Well, there went my idea of getting dizzy. Darn it. Edward ruined all my fun. Jerk. I looked around, there was no one here.
"Where is everyone?" I asked.
"Um, Emmett, you didn't look at the time for the fair. It doesn't actually open until tomorrow." Bella laughed.
"Oops." Well, I don't think it will be opening tomorrow.
"Emmett. I am going to kill you. Again." Carlisle spit through his teeth.
"We really need a family therapy session." I heard Esme mutter before I ran for my un-dead life.
