"Alright now here are the rules so listen up!" Barney Stinson yelled at the top of his lungs over the club music. "Tonight's competition is a dance off, but not the kind you're used to! Because there are so many of us everyone just will choose their one very best dance move and show it off on their turn. Elle you're up first!"

With that Elle strutted over to where Barney was standing and instantly started grinding with him. When she was done showing her move Barney was looking impressed.

"Well I like that move! Marshall you're next." He screamed.

Marshall ran over and started to do a crazy impressive and complicated version of the sprinkler.

"Wow! I don't even know what to say!" Barney said in shock at the dance skills.

"Tantrum!" Marshall screamed holding up a can of Tantrum.

"Dammit Marshall I was saving that one!" Ted screamed.

"Shut up Ted, you're next." Barney said angrily.

With that Ted began to do the dance moves that go along with the itsy bitsy spider.

" . . . Umm . . . your turn Rossi." Barney said in shock at how poorly Ted danced, especially since he screwed up halfway through and had to start over.

Rossi walked up and instantly started into the disco dancing pointing his finger towards the sky and then to the floor over and over.

"Okay your turns up now, Garcia you're up!"

Garcia didn't really have any experience with dancing . . . except for a ballet class that she took when she was six. She decided to do an especially twirly move from her old routine which caused everyone to laugh.

"Ugh, does no one here have any dance skills except Elle and Marshall?" Barney asked starting to get annoyed. "Morgan you're up and it had better be good!"

Morgan took three steps forward and was instantly swarmed by a group of hot girls; he instantly stepped back with a grin on his face.

"That's not even a dance move!" Lily complained.

"It doesn't matter, it's clearly effective, and you're up Lily." Barney said wondering how Morgan had done that.

Lily was disgusted with this competition. She couldn't think of any dance moves, but she figured that anything is better than what most of these people were doing. She decided to do the only thing she could think of . . . the Macarena.

"Great job babe!" Marshall screamed supportively as he threw a bar stool across the room.

"Yeah . . . whatever," Barney said clearly unimpressed. "JJ your turn."

JJ got up from her seat and began to do her favourite move, the snorkel . . . it always made Henry smile. Except this version was not one designed for small children. JJ had managed to make the snorkel sexual by sticking her butt out as far as she could in a scooping motion every time she got back up.

"Well it's better than most!" Barney said with his mouth watering. "Gideon you're up!"

Gideon ran over and instantly began a quick paced jig that involved jumping over bar stools.

"Wow that was fairly impressive for an old guy, buy I don't really think that it's something that is going to get you girls . . ." Barney trailed off when Prentiss decided that it was her turn and began moshing.

Within seconds the whole club had transformed into a mosh pit.

"Okay Robin you're next," Barney said dodging the fists.

Robin stepped forward and then did a head stand and began spinning on her head break dance style.

"Wow! That is going to be a hard move to follow!" Barney said. "Reid you're last and probably tied for least."

Reid would have said something if he weren't so nervous. Also he was highly convinced that it was true.

As soon as he had sufficiently psyched himself up he began to perform the funky chicken but then fell onto the floor screaming in pain.

"Jesus Christ!" Reid screamed looking down at his dislocated left knee.

"Let's get him to a car and drive him to the hospital!" Robin screamed.

"No you can't we have to call an ambulance to get his kneecap back in," JJ said.

"God that's disgusting why is his kneecap on the side of his leg?" Lily asked hiding her face in Marshall's chest.

A few minutes later an ambulance showed up to take him to the hospital, along with some police cars.

Morgan got into the back of the ambulance with Reid and texted Hotch as the ambulance drove away.

Rossi got in his car with Prentiss and barely managed to stay under the speed limit as he drove to the hospital that Reid was being taken to.

Gideon went to go do the same thing as Rossi, but was stopped by two police officers.

"Excuse me sir, but you're going to have to come over here with us," one of them said gesturing towards JJ and Garcia were standing with another pair of officers.

Seeing that Elle needed a ride Barney told his limo driver to pull over and picked her up and then Barney, Elle, Marshall, Lily, Ted, and Robin all drove off to the hospital.

A/N: Hope you like it please review.

What's going on with the cops? Will Reid be okay? Who will be eliminated from the competition? Will Hotch admit to being a party pooper? Keep reading to find out! :D