Emmett:Monkeyman

Jasper:Emo-dimple

Edward:Controlfreak1918

A/N:I own nothing I just make fun of the characters and put them in crack induced situations thats all R&R Hope you enjoy!

Monkeyman:Jasper please =(

Emo-dimple:NO!

Monkeyman:Dude!

Emo-dimple:Douchebag

Monkeyman:Harsh man please come on!

Emo-dimple:No and again No

Monkeyman:yesssss

Emo-dimple:...fine...goodbye

Monkeyman: no please wait!

Emo-dimple:Explain it to me please. Why it has to be me?

Monkeyman:Cause I said so!

Emo-dimple:That just seems illogical

Monkeyman:Jazz its me were discussing...

Emo-dimple: Smartest thing you've said so far Emmett but still why would you want to eat a stick of dynamite?

Monkeyman:Dude were immortal it would be cool!...

Emo-dimple:No we can be killed Em...and I think explosives might be a sure fire way to be at death's door.

Monkeyman:...why do your harsh words ruin my boner?..Details Jazz details...that are quite insignificant at this point.

Emo-dimple:*face palm*

Monkeyman:Jazz brah come on

Emo-dimple:Why can't you ask Edward?

Monkeyman:Dude...=0 he would overkill me! Don't you know his still angry with me about the whole accidently setting his room on fire incident...Eddikins would like shove lots of dynamite into my system and do it with like a evil joker smile...*shiver* you know how scary eddikins can get! remember what he did to Jacob!

Emo-dimple:...Ok how did you "accidently" set his room on fire?

Monkeyman:It ignited like evil fire his couch just spontaneously combusted dude

Emo-dimple:How did it just spontaneously combusted?

Monkeyman: Spontaneously? I was writing an apology letter to Seth you know to apologize for scary the crap out of him when I dressed like Barney..then the letter sorta went up in flames.

Emo-dimple:Friction...are you serious?

Monkeyman:ok ok so I lit a candle to help me concentrate ya know to get me in the mood.

Emo-dimple:WTF! Lol That's what she said Dude

Monkeyman:The candle smelled like butter popcorn so it reminded me of a movie and the dark depressing atmosphere those writers have in movies...

Emo-dimple:Fine *sigh* I'll stick the damn thing inside you!

Monkeyman:THATS WHAT HE SAID!=D ok so well I gtg run errands for Rosie. My day is complete!

Emo-dimple:Are you fucking serious right now? No I refuse to just let this go Emmett...Are you fucking serious right now? No NO! you do not get off this easily EDWARD! Edward do you want help me put explosives in Emmet's digestive system or groin area?

Monkeyman:...Jazz I love you?

Emo-dimple:no this is the last straw

Controlfreak1918 has singed on..

Controlfreak1918:Jasper I'll put in the explosives and you may detonate!=D

Monkeyman:EEP!...Mommy! Edward! Alice helped me set the room on fire!

Controlfreak1918: Do you really believe I would believe that?

Monkeyman:FINE! Truth is there is a ghost in your room that happens to be a pyro? No? Ok then haha *runs*

Emo-dimple has signed off to gather the dynamite

Controlfreak1918 has singed off to track Emmett

Monkeyman has signed off in fear

A/N: look another chapter yay thats it for today so hopefully it is enjoyable! I work at a movie theater so my hours are crazy and then the dark knight rises is coming out at midnight so its going to be busy! I worked during harry potter and the deathly hallows pt 2 and hangover 2 and it was super busy it was crazy!

Emmett:Why do they want to kill me all the time?

Me:I do not know maybe because your awesome?

Emmett:Ok I can accept that as the truth