Sheez… what's wrong with me? For over a year I didn't touch this story, and now I am posting two chapters, one after the other? Motivation and inspiration are two very moody things indeed…
About this chapter… well, I am not quite sure what to think of this;
First, I didn't do a manuscript for this.
Second, I more or less wrote this one on impulse; impulsively.
I more or less got a couple of ideas for this story, which I had written done before in advance, pasted them in, and wrote the rest around it.
Not sure what to think of this, not sure about the resulting chapter; you decide.
On the plus side… Cia reveals her nefarious plans!
PS: Holy sheet of paper… this chapter is nuts! Did I really write this?!
Lana eyed Cia and Link suspiciously.
"Good night Link… sweet dreams…" with that Cia pressed a sweet, gently kiss on Link's forehead.
"Good night, Cia… sweet dreams…" answered Link before returning the kiss!
Cia had put that idea into his mind! Every night she would accompany him to the bedroom they had arranged for him, tuck him into his bed… and give him a good-night-kiss!
And she had put it into his mind that he should kiss her good-night as well!
It was nearly two weeks now since Link had first turned up at the temple of souls. Needless to say, that during the first week he had been devastated. Lana had been shocked when she had heard that Link had heard her tell Cia the sad fate of his village. In a twisted form of luck though, Link had only heard the part about his village; what Lana had told Cia after, the part about Ganondorf looking for him, Link, and capturing every hylian man and boy he could find, Link hadn't heard.
Lana didn't think he was ready to know that. That and his destiny as Hyrule's champion.
Cia and Lana had done their best to cheer the desolate little boy up, though at first all their efforts seemed in vain. Link had cried a lot, spoken little, eaten nearly nothing, and hadn't been able to sleep… it had taken a lot out of Cia and Lana to look after Link. Taken together with Link's injury and his sickness, Lana, and especially Cia, had thought that Link wouldn't make it; one way or the other.
But then, thankfully he started to improve. He had started crying less and less. And started eating more and more. And he could finally sleep now by himself.
It stung Lana quite a bit; but most of Link's recovery was thanks to Cia.
Whenever Link had cried, Cia had immediately taken him into her arms.
Whenever Link hadn't felt like eating, Cia had somehow coerced him into eating; one tiny little bit after the other tiny little bit.
And every night that first week she had shared a bed with Link and dealt with his nightmares as best she could.
Lana hadn't liked it, but it soon became clear that leaving Link to sleep all by himself was a bad idea. Lana herself had refused to sleep with Link; officially, because a boy shouldn't sleep with girls, unofficially because she didn't trust herself alone together with Link in a bed!
Of course, Lana always knew of Cia's… excessive kindness… but she had let it slide in the first days. Link had been traumatized and needed lots of love and care to recover.
Now though…
"Cia… I need to speak with you," declared Lana after they left Link's room (and after Lana had given and received her good-night kiss).
"Yes? What is it Lana?"
"Don't you think you are spoiling Link too much?"
Cia raised her eyebrows, "What are you saying Lana? I am just trying to make him feel home and happy here. Don't you remember how uncomfortable he was the first few days?"
"Of course I remember," retorted Lana, "but I still think you take it too far; if you keep this up he will never want to leave."
Cia acted nonchalantly, "Well, why should he leave? He can just stay here."
"He can't."
Cia's facial expression did not change; but there was a dangerous glint in her eyes.
"Why not?"
"He doesn't belong here. His place is in Hyrule."
"He has no place in Hyrule," countered Cia, "His village is gone. His home is gone. And all throughout Hyrule Ganondorf's forces are scouring for him."
"He is Hylia's chosen hero," countered Lana herself, "He cannot remain here. He must return to Hyrule to save it."
"But nowhere does it say he can't stay here before and after his adventure," pointed out Cia.
At this Lana looked confused, "What do you mean? What are you planning?"
Cia just shrugged, "Nothing… I just… want to make this place his home. So that once he fulfils his duty, he will come back and live with us."
Lana took a long moment to think this over.
"…please don't."
"What?"
"Don't do it," said Lana, "The longer he stays here… the more painful our farewell will be…"
Cia's lips broke into a smile. A somewhat sinister smile, "Fear not; there won't be one."
Lana's head snapped up, "What?!"
"There won't be a farewell…" said Cia again, "This Link shall be the last hero of Hyrule-"
"Cia!"
"-For He will be the hero of eternity… The eternal hero!"
Lana's blood ran cold, "E-eternal hero?!"
"Yes…" said Cia as though in trance, "I shall make him… immortal!"
"Cia, no!" said Lana frightfully, "That would be beyond cruel! How is he supposed to have a family-"
Cia immediately had an answer, "We will be his family!"
Lana blanked.
"…what…?"
"We will be his family!" said Cia again, excitedly, "His two wives to be precise."
Again Lana blanked, "U-us?! H-his w-wives?!"
"Yes," nodded Cia, "You, me, and Link… one happy, ever-lasting family!"
Lana's eyes widened, "Y-you want Link to stay with us?! Literally forever?!"
"Yes…" affirmed Cia, "But I won't stop Link from fulfilling his sacred duty to Hyrule… though I hate the idea of my dear Link getting hurt, I don't think I could stop him from being a hero… and the golden goddesses would probably get in our way if I did."
"Wait a moment… what do you mean our way?!"
"Don't you want this too?"
Lana promptly froze. And blushed.
Cia took that as a yes, and continued; "Every century or so, when Link has to save Hyrule, I will let him do so. But the rest of eternity, he spends with us. Loving us."
Lana blushed harder.
"…the goddesses will never allow this."
"Why would they?" returned Cia, "As long as Link does his job, they do not seem to be too concerned about him."
Then her face grew pained.
"Just remember what happened to the hero of time…"
Lana froze. Then she too looked down, as she remembered what she had seen.
A little boy who had grown up his entire peaceful life believing himself a kokiri, suddenly thrown out into the world to fight monsters and evil… only to have most of his deeds and heroics erased… and end up as a sorrowful, forgotten spectre.
"He lost everything…" spoke Cia, as if to cement Lana's thoughts, "His home, his friends… only to be unrewarded and forgotten… he wasn't even allowed to have the fairy he always wanted… The other heroes did not always fare better either…"
At that Cia looked at Lana determinedly.
"I won't let this happen again," she said with finality, "This time, Link will have a place to return to. And I will do everything in my power to give him the reward he deserves, the happiness he deserves! For this life, his past lives, and all eternity to come!"
Then her mood changed, slowly changing to ecstasy.
"Just think, Lana… isn't it better this way? Isn't this the best path for everyone?"
"…w-what do you mean?"
"I mean that making Link the eternal hero would be the best for Link, us and even Hyrule!" answered Cia almost fanatically.
"How would this be best for everyone?"
"Look at what happened with the hero of time!" answered Cia, "A little boy, untrained in combat, unknowing of the world, suddenly throw out of his home. Then a foolish little princess sends him on a journey full of danger and monsters. Following her words, he opened the Sacred Realm for Ganondorf while the hero himself fell into a magical sleep for seven years. And seven years later, he finds himself in a new body, in a land destroyed and inhabited by evil. And is ordered to fix everything! And what is his reward once he was done? Once he had saved Hyrule? That self-same foolish princess used the ocarina of time and split the timeline into two; in one, the world was in ruin, the hero was remembered, but because of her actions, that timeline was left without the hero.; in the other, everything became undone and the hero's deeds were left forgotten and unrewarded… the other heroes fared not much better; most of them led peaceful, happy lives, and they all had their lives turned upside-down from one moment of the next!"
"I will not allow this to happen to my Link," continued Cia, "I will not allow him to lay hands on the Mastersword… not before he is ready. As he is, he will fall into a slumber just like the heroes of time, missing out of goddesses know how many years of his life. No, I will see to it that by the time, Link is old enough to wield the sword, he will have lived and enjoyed every single year. And by that time he will be fully prepared, physically, mentally and emotionally… how many people suffered and died while the hero of time was asleep? How many more suffered and died while he struggled to learn to fight? While he struggled to find a way to end all the suffering in Hyrule? How much did Link suffer, simply because he was not prepared?"
Lana said nothing.
"See? That will not happen again! Not now, not in the future, never again in eternity! This time Hylia's chosen will live forever… fully prepared every time returns! An immortal hero who, as the ages go by, will become stronger and stronger, so skilled that he can resolve any disaster with little difficulty. No more clueless reincarnations who never touched a sword before evil came and destroyed their lives… No, this time, Link, the hero of eternity will be ready… ready to meet evil head-on, every time evil dares to return…"
"And he will not be lacking in equipment either!" Cia went on to say, "We will set up an armory for him… where he can keep all the equipment and weapons he gathers over his adventures… eventually Link will have all the tools he will need… and there will be no more searching through monster-infested, booby-trapped dungeons for this artefact or that! I will even create a pedestal here for the Mastersword itself!"
Lana looked alarmed.
"Cia you can't!"
"I can and I will!" swore Cia, "Have you forgotten all the trouble all of Link's past incarnations went through just to get that damned blade?!"
Lana weakly shook her head.
"Do you see Lana…?" finished Cia, "This is the best course of action! Link will not suffer as much fulfilling his sworn duty… Hyrule will not be destroyed over and over again… wait…"
Lana dreaded to ask, "…what is it?"
Cia's eyes became maniacal.
"I just realized Lana… we could help him!" Cia exclaimed excitedly, "The heroes of past were often accompanied or guided by some sort of companion. But he, or she, was often as clueless as Link himself. But us… us, Lana, with our vast knowledge over the eons… we could guide Link properly! And actually fight alongside him!"
Cia was giddy with madness. Then she froze.
"No… what am I saying…" she began, "If we watch time closely… and if we plan things right…! Link and us could even prevent the return of Ganondorf or anyone else!" Cia nearly shouted in fascination.
"Hyrule would forever be at peace… Link would have little difficulty fulfilling his holy duty… and as for us…" Cia went on in a trance, "We will have our hero… for all eternity! And reward him… for all his hard work… over… and over… and over… again…! For all eternity!"
"Cia…!" tried Lana, "You can't; this is wrong!"
"Why do you say that, Lana?" asked Cia genuinely questioning, "Everybody would be happy. The people of Hyrule… Link… us! All of us would be happy! For all eternity!"
"You want to condemn Link to an eternal life of fighting evil again and again forever?" cried Lana, "Don't you see how cruel that is?! And you want to keep Link here to yourself as well?! Don't you see how selfish that is?!"
"Is the other way better?"
Lana didn't know how to respond. True, a lot of people would be saved. True, Link's sacred duty would be so much more easier. True, she would be finally able to live with Link; not just watch him.
'But still…'
"Lana…" began Cia, "Just imagine… Imagine Link, all weary and tired from his adventures, coming home to us… and we, we will there to welcome him… just like a loving wife welcomes her dear husband back after a long day at work…"
Lana promptly blanked.
…
The two guardians before the temple's great doors moved. Automatically, they opened the doors for the person who wanted to enter.
There in the doorway stood Link... He had just returned from Hyrule, having once more saved it. Still though, through his weariness he smiled.
"Link!" said Lana as she ran to him, and threw her arms around him, "…you're finally back…"
How she had missed her husband.
After she had her fill (for now) she pulled back to observe her beloved husband.
He was dirty, sweaty, roughed-up… clearly, as always; it had not been easy saving Hyrule, though he was now a seasoned adventurer and fighter.
But this was his duty… his divine curse.
At first her heart stung; but then she immediately cheered up.
"Come love…" she muttered naughty as she led him away, "…let me wash you…"
Lana knew how to welcome her poor weary beloved…
First she would undress him…
Then she would undress before him…
Then she would wash him…
And then he would pounce her…
If not, she would.
…
"…I see you finally agree…"
Lana immediately came back, "I don't!"
Cia weaved her off.
"Sure you don't… here," she said and held out her handkerchief to Lana.
Lana was perplexed by this sudden act, "What's this for?"
"Wipe that drool off your chin."
To her embarrassment, Lana discovered that, yes, yes, Cia was right about that.
"Anyway, I will make Link fall in love with me… with us… and this will be his home… our home… and once he is old enough… at the peak of his beauty… in the prime of his youth… and at the height of his virility…"
She emphasis with a mad snigger.
"…let's say… sixteen-"
"Sixteen?!" exclaimed Lana shocked, "That's way too young!"
Cia thought this over.
"Seventeen then?"
"Yes-NO!" shouted Lana.
"What? What's wrong with seventeen?" asked Cia, "It's a great age! Young, beautiful, strong…" a naughty gleam made itself visible in Cia's eyes, "…and very willing to participate in lots of physical love…"
"It's too young!"
Cia crossed her arms.
"…if seventeen is too young… why are you literally itching and aching to do it?"
Lana blushed hard, "T-that doesn't mean you should-"
"That's exactly what it means!" stated Cia with finality, "It is not the mind that tells the body what it needs; the body knows that on its own! And in most cases it'd be beyond foolish if you chose to ignore what your body is telling you! If you feel hungry, your body needs nourishment… so eat. If you feel thirsty, your body needs water… so drink. If you feel tired or sleepy, your body needs rest… so sleep. If you feel horn-"
"NO!" shouted Lana affronted, "And stop abusing Nayru's sacred laws of sense and order to justify your… your… perversion!"
Cia crossed her arms and huffed, "Oh, alright then, I will wait until he is eighteen… but not a moment longer!"
Lana groaned, realizing that she won't be able to dissuade Cia… for now.
"…and then what will you do?"
"I will make him immortal," said Cia simply, "…and a man in every sense of the word."
"Cia!"
"What?!" asked Cia in genuinely questioning tone, "Someone's got to teach him those things-"
"We don't-"
"Yes we do!" countered Cia, "Or do you want Link to fall into the hands of a devilish seductress?! Or worse yet; fall in love with someone other than us?! We've got to teach him those things… best through real-life experience; lots of it."
Cia sniggered evilly…
"That way he will never want anyone else…"
"Cia…" Lana almost begged miserably, "Link is just a little boy…"
"Not for long…" countered Cia, "True, now he is only nine years old or so… but soon he will grow; fast. Soon, he will grow very curious about his cute, little deku stick-"
"CIA!"
"-and he will want to play with it!" Cia went on ignoring Lana, "He will be very confused… and he will come to us and ask us about it! What do you propose we do then?"
"We…" Lana groped around for an answer, "We will just say we're girls and we don't know what is happening with him either!"
"…" Cia's look said it all, 'Are you stupid?'
Instead she said, "…I do not think that will work… after all… Link will not just grow curious about himself… he will grow curious about us as well! What do you suppose we do then?"
Lana promptly blanked.
…
Lana was just about to sleep when someone knocked at her door.
"…come in…"
The door cracked open.
There in the gap stood her cute, little Link, in a big, big nightshirt.
"Link? Link sweetie? What is the matter?"
Her cute little Link looked… nervous? Shy? Unsure?
"…I can't sleep…" he whispered in a meek voice, "…can I sleep with you, Lana?"
Lana sleepily smiled.
"Of course Link…" she held up her blanket, "Come on in Link…"
Link soon climbed into her bed, and Lana gathered him close to her bosom.
"Think you can sleep now Link?"
"N-no…"
Lana blinked and looked down at the little boy in her arms.
"Is something bothering you Link?"
In-between her arms and bosom, little Link shook his head.
"I-I don't know…" answered Link meekly, "I-it feels really nice to be with you… like this…" he murmured, "But it gets me so… so… excited… and I can't sleep."
Lana looked down at her cute, little Link in surprise, but then her expression softened.
'Looks like my cute, little Link is not so little anymore…'
…
"My, oh my…" said Cia knowingly, "Seems you have come up with quite some way to deal with the situation."
Immediately Lana was livid.
"Cia! No I-"
"Wipe your chin. And nose."
Lana was mortified that she, indeed, had to… again!
Cia turned to walk away, as though the argument was finished.
"You need not worry Lana, for now, I won't try anything too intimate; and you best not either. Right now, you're right; Link is too young. If we tried anything too risqué it'd probably backfire on us; it might scare our Link away from us. We will have to be very gentle and subtle. For now stick to gentle hugs and innocent motherly kisses, and such. As Link gets older… " she gave Lana a wink, "… you can slowly try to be… make it a little less and less innocent."
With than Cia strode off.
When she had gone, Lana held her head and groaned.
'I have to get Link out of here… fast!'
To all sexually active heterosexual female readers (and maybe homosexual male readers as well) do you have a boyfriend who is totally into LOZ?
If so; could you please call his pride-and-joy "cute, little deku stick" the next time you engage in sexual activities and tell me about it? I think that'd be one hell of an unforgettable night!
Also: I do not support pedophilia; whatever I wrote here is merely for comic effect. That above was just a crazy fantasy of Lana's; think nothing of it; sometimes when people dream or fantasize their minds come up with the craziest stuff! I'm sure everyone has had some very weird dreams before; I sure had! (Not about little girls but other things I am loath to mention! And explore in detail!) And I'm sure that is especially true when said dreams/fantasies concern your crushes! People say "Love makes blind"; let me correct that: "Love makes goddamn stupid!"
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