"What's with all your cavities?"
"Oh? That? I like to chew on ice a lot, that's probably why."
"Huh. I heard people with iron deficiencies like to chew on ice a lot."
"I eat a lot of breakfast foods with iron in them, I don't think I have that problem."
"I getcha."
"..."
"You're a really fun person to be around, don't you know."
