Disclaimer: Nope, don't own. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get it for my birthday (Also borrowing idea's from Avoiding Confession by Tusk of Thyme (though I actually came up with that idea...))

For Haykatsi, just 'cause.

How To Live like a Dead Poet:

Chapter 9: DETENTION! (The Prequel)

How to get Detention like:

Neil: Again. Neil doesn't get detention!

Todd:I HAVE NO IDEA. (Ya, it's serious when it's underlined bolded and in italics...)

Charlie: Exist.

Knox: Waste class time writing your creepy, stalker-ish poetry.

Cameron: Stand near Charlie.

Meeks: Freak out at Charlie for stealing your socks and then call him a man-whore.

Pitts: Skip class, who needs history anyways? (Carpe Diem right?)