Me: Yes! Three reviews! You guys are awesome!

Light: Yeah yeah. Whatever.

Near(looks at through my computer): Shoj, what's this?

Near points towards a doc labeled Random Junjou Romantica Conversations.

Me: Oh. Weeelllll I wasn't planning on telling you guys until the end but...

Matsuri: What is it?

L: Yes, please tell us.

Mello: Tell us damn it!

Matt(while playing Super Mario): Yeah.

Me: Okay okay. I was thinking I'll do a series of Random Conversations with as many anime series I know. And I'm starting it off with Junjou Romantica.

Light: Why Junjou Romantica?

Me(shifty eyes): Oh, no reason.

Light: C'mon it can't be that bad.

Everyone: You wanna bet?

Light: Eep! U-uh...

Me: Weeellll if you must know, I'm having [bleep] do [bleep] while [bleep] and [bleep] and also [bleeeeeeeep].

Everyone:. . .

Me: Oh and-

Light cuts me off.

Light: Okay! That's enough!

Me: No it isn't.

Light: Yes it is.

Me: No it isn't.

Light: Don't argue with the god of this new world.

Me: No.

Matsuri: Shoj, listen to what he says.

Me: No.

Matsuri: Yes.

Me: No.

Matsuri glares at me.

I glare back.

GLARE DOWN!

L: Light, what are you doing?

Light: Selling tickets.

L, Mello, Matt, Near: Why?

Light: It's gonna be an epic fight-OW!

Light: When did she-Huh?

Me: When did I what, Light?

Light: When did you attach a boxing glove to a wooden fence and install it to a missile launcher?

Me: When you were asleep.

Light: You are officially my worst nightmare.

Me: Why thank you.

He glares at me.

Me: Ha, you don't scare me.

Light: Oh really?

Me: Yes.

Light glares at me.

I glare back.

Light...I got nothing.

I facepalm.

Me: What an idiot.

Matsuri: Wait what just happened?

Me: Nothing.

Light's phone goes off.

Phone: I feel it deep within. It's just beneath I must confess that I feel like a monster I have what I've become The nightmare just began I must confess that I feel like a monster.

Me: Now THAT suits Light.

I grabs his phone and answer.

Me: Hello?

Misa: LIGHT WHERE ARE YOU?!

Me(holds phone away from ear): Note to self-Check caller ID BEFORE answering Lightbulb's phone.

Me: Oh, I guess no one told you.

Misa: TOLD ME WHAT?!

Me: About the [insert fake sob] accident.

Misa: What accident?

Me(thoughts): Oh NOW she calms. That damn bitch.

Me(fake sobs): W-well, L-light was on his way (sob) back from the jewelry store wh-when he attacked by a gang. A-after he was attcked, he was on h-his way over to the police station when h-he got hit by a...a...(hard crying).

Misa(crying): Oh Light!

Me: When the police discovered the body, they saw an engagement ring on his person.

Misa: Huh?!

Me: Yes and it had this inscription- To My Beloved-

Misa: OH LI-

Me:-L

Misa: WHAT?! LIGHT YOU BASTARD! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE DEAD OTHERWISE-AND WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING.

Me(laughing): Because...Ah. Good bye.

Misa: WAIT. DON'T YOU DARE-

I hang up.

Me: Phew. Glad I got that out of my system.

Light: SHOJEN!

Me: What?

Light: You...how could... what...YOU!

Me: You're gonna have to be more specific than that.

Light: GAH!

Me: Okay guys, I'm ending the chapter here.

Everyone except Light: What?!

Light: YES!

I bitch-slap Light.

Me: Ah, now THERE'S something I haven't done in a while.

Matsuri: Oh well. Then, I'll better get going.

Me: So soon?

Matsuri: Yeah.

Me: Bye!

Matsuri: Bye...Light's still seme.

Me: Don't even go there.

Matsuri glares at me.

I glare back.

Matsuri: Good bye Light. (gives him a hug)

Light: Ha. At least SOMEBODY appreciates me.

I give him the finger.

Matsuri: Good bye Near. (hugs him)

Matsuri leaves.

Light: Okay that's over with.

Me: What's over with?

Light: The co-host thing.

Me: Oh no. Next chapter, I'm having a new co-host.

Light: Huh?! Who?!

Me: Oh you'll see. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Light faints.

Me: Bye!


Mello: Is it over?

Matt: Yeah.

Me: Mihael! Mail! Where were you?!

Mello: Uh...well...

Matt: We were making good use of the new basement.

Me: Oh. Okay.

Mello: MATT! YOU ARE SO DEAD!