Me: Yes! Three reviews! You guys are awesome!
Light: Yeah yeah. Whatever.
Near(looks at through my computer): Shoj, what's this?
Near points towards a doc labeled Random Junjou Romantica Conversations.
Me: Oh. Weeelllll I wasn't planning on telling you guys until the end but...
Matsuri: What is it?
L: Yes, please tell us.
Mello: Tell us damn it!
Matt(while playing Super Mario): Yeah.
Me: Okay okay. I was thinking I'll do a series of Random Conversations with as many anime series I know. And I'm starting it off with Junjou Romantica.
Light: Why Junjou Romantica?
Me(shifty eyes): Oh, no reason.
Light: C'mon it can't be that bad.
Everyone: You wanna bet?
Light: Eep! U-uh...
Me: Weeellll if you must know, I'm having [bleep] do [bleep] while [bleep] and [bleep] and also [bleeeeeeeep].
Everyone:. . .
Me: Oh and-
Light cuts me off.
Light: Okay! That's enough!
Me: No it isn't.
Light: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't.
Light: Don't argue with the god of this new world.
Me: No.
Matsuri: Shoj, listen to what he says.
Me: No.
Matsuri: Yes.
Me: No.
Matsuri glares at me.
I glare back.
GLARE DOWN!
L: Light, what are you doing?
Light: Selling tickets.
L, Mello, Matt, Near: Why?
Light: It's gonna be an epic fight-OW!
Light: When did she-Huh?
Me: When did I what, Light?
Light: When did you attach a boxing glove to a wooden fence and install it to a missile launcher?
Me: When you were asleep.
Light: You are officially my worst nightmare.
Me: Why thank you.
He glares at me.
Me: Ha, you don't scare me.
Light: Oh really?
Me: Yes.
Light glares at me.
I glare back.
Light...I got nothing.
I facepalm.
Me: What an idiot.
Matsuri: Wait what just happened?
Me: Nothing.
Light's phone goes off.
Phone: I feel it deep within. It's just beneath I must confess that I feel like a monster I have what I've become The nightmare just began I must confess that I feel like a monster.
Me: Now THAT suits Light.
I grabs his phone and answer.
Me: Hello?
Misa: LIGHT WHERE ARE YOU?!
Me(holds phone away from ear): Note to self-Check caller ID BEFORE answering Lightbulb's phone.
Me: Oh, I guess no one told you.
Misa: TOLD ME WHAT?!
Me: About the [insert fake sob] accident.
Misa: What accident?
Me(thoughts): Oh NOW she calms. That damn bitch.
Me(fake sobs): W-well, L-light was on his way (sob) back from the jewelry store wh-when he attacked by a gang. A-after he was attcked, he was on h-his way over to the police station when h-he got hit by a...a...(hard crying).
Misa(crying): Oh Light!
Me: When the police discovered the body, they saw an engagement ring on his person.
Misa: Huh?!
Me: Yes and it had this inscription- To My Beloved-
Misa: OH LI-
Me:-L
Misa: WHAT?! LIGHT YOU BASTARD! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE DEAD OTHERWISE-AND WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING.
Me(laughing): Because...Ah. Good bye.
Misa: WAIT. DON'T YOU DARE-
I hang up.
Me: Phew. Glad I got that out of my system.
Light: SHOJEN!
Me: What?
Light: You...how could... what...YOU!
Me: You're gonna have to be more specific than that.
Light: GAH!
Me: Okay guys, I'm ending the chapter here.
Everyone except Light: What?!
Light: YES!
I bitch-slap Light.
Me: Ah, now THERE'S something I haven't done in a while.
Matsuri: Oh well. Then, I'll better get going.
Me: So soon?
Matsuri: Yeah.
Me: Bye!
Matsuri: Bye...Light's still seme.
Me: Don't even go there.
Matsuri glares at me.
I glare back.
Matsuri: Good bye Light. (gives him a hug)
Light: Ha. At least SOMEBODY appreciates me.
I give him the finger.
Matsuri: Good bye Near. (hugs him)
Matsuri leaves.
Light: Okay that's over with.
Me: What's over with?
Light: The co-host thing.
Me: Oh no. Next chapter, I'm having a new co-host.
Light: Huh?! Who?!
Me: Oh you'll see. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Light faints.
Me: Bye!
Mello: Is it over?
Matt: Yeah.
Me: Mihael! Mail! Where were you?!
Mello: Uh...well...
Matt: We were making good use of the new basement.
Me: Oh. Okay.
Mello: MATT! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
