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AN: I posted this on livejournal but forgot to post it here. XD Enjoy!
Title: Conspiracy
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing: Dethklok
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Pickles couldn't believe it. All four of them were ganging up on him, and he knew it! Each of them secretly giving each other glances, snickering under their breaths. Always quieting or looking away whenever Pickles would look their way.
He wasn't paranoid, he didn't even take any drugs that could make him paranoid. The drummer knew a conspiracy when he saw one and sitting around a table with his fellow band mates he not only saw one, but he smelled one.
"Okay, I plays this Reverses card, back to you Skwisgaar."
"Plus de fours, makes it yellows. You gots to take fours Pickle."
"Come ahn! I got half the deck already and still no feckin' yellow! Finally, go Murderface."
"Jeezy, calm down Picklesh. Go Nathan."
"Reverse, back to you."
"Plush two, shorry."
"No you ain't."
"Poor Pickle, always getting more cards."
"Yeah, poor Pickle. Oh Unos! Wowee."
Pickles narrowed his eyes as once again he was left with half the deck of cards and left to watch one of the others win. They had been playing for hours and he hadn't won once!
He wasn't paranoid. They were ganging up on him. No way was he this bad and no way was someone like Toki, who had the most wins even though he just learned how to play that night, that good. Yet, here he was. Sitting there as he watched Toki throw down his final card, winning the round.
Pickles couldn't take anymore of this blasphemy. They were definitely picking on the little guy here.
"You guys are a bunch of douche-bags!"
Throwing down his hand, Pickles got up and stormed out of the room completely missing the knowing looks and quiet snickers.
Pickles quickly returned to the table, this time dragging Charles behind him, ready to get back into the game.
An hour later and Charles couldn't believe it. All five of his boys were ganging up on him.
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Yeah. I was playing Uno with my mom and brother tonight, while listening to Dethklok cause my mom loves the show too, and this sorta happened. My brother and I kept winning while my mom kept ending up with half the deck and then claiming we were conspiring against her. We weren't. Well, not at first. :3
Hope you enjoyed.
