Disclaimer: I don' own Hetalia.

Things France isn't allowed to do:

1. I'm not allowed to dare anyone to dance with Belarus.

-That's rather cruel of me.

2. I'm not allowed to make a union with Prussia, the only purpose of which will be the taking of all vital regions.

-It won't work.

3. I'm not allowed to say that England's magical ability is just nature's way to tell him he needs a hug.

-He won't fall for it.

4. Cornering Italy in a closed is out of question.

-The poor guy is too cute; I can't do that to him.

5. I'm not allowed to pretend to be Batman and peep into the other nation's bedrooms while they are asleep.

-Talking Prussia into pretending to be Robin is out of question as well.

6. I'm not allowed to sing the song "Cherry Lips" by Garbage every time Germany passes me by.

-There is no need to assure him I'm mentally unstable, he already suspects it.

7. I'm not allowed to marry Ukraine.

-Russia won't be the only one out for my head.

8. I'm not allowed to wear a T-shirt with "I love Slav" on it.

-The Slavs will become extremely panicked.

9. I'm not allowed to remind Bulgaria of his "knight in shining armor" complex which led him to saving Byzantine from Turkey.

-Byzantine was actually the dragon, not the fair maiden, as he thought in the beginning...he regrets his decision ever since.

10. I'm not allowed to say I sense déjà vu every time America nears one of the Baltics.

-I'm not the only one who does.

11. I'm not allowed to influence Egypt's culture.

-Especially of it's the bad kind of influence.

12. I'm not allowed to give Palestine any weapons of mass destruction.

-He may use them against me.

13. I'm not allowed to claim that all blond nations have either Slavic or Germanic origin.

-But it is true...that's exactly why most of the Balkan nations are currently in identity crisis, being brunettes and all they obviously don't fit the description.

14. I'm not allowed to ask Denmark of why are his territories so small.

-That's a rather cruel way to remind him that he used to be great.

15. I'm not allowed to respond to a question using the way a Windows program may.

-It may be a true answer, but it's still a useless one.

Ideas are wanted.