I'm obsessed with an app on my phone called Clash of Clans. Is there anybody else out there who is also obsessed with it? Smiley Dayz Insane Asylum is owned by Tansyheart. Also, this chapter is dedicated to P.L.A.M., because, well, she's a fan of Katy Perry. Enjoy! (BTW, April 7th is Ben McKee's birthday! HE'S FROM IMAGINE DRAGONS! CELEBRATE! I COMMAND YOU!)

The End of the Week Show: Episode 1: Radioactive Horses?

The curtains opened to reveal the Random Reviews with Raven studio, filled with every single character from the past week. Avalon was arguing with Archer, Quaz was asking Harley about where the heck Leo was, Josh was eating popcorn, Luna was trying to teach him how to be sane, and Christopher was yelling at random people. Quaz turned to the camera, and was about to introduce the show, when Leo popped up in front of the camera, and yelled, "THIS. IS. SPAAARRRRTTAAAAAAAA!" Quaz screamed, and chased Leo around the set, yelling, "NO, THIS IS NOT SPARTA! YOU'RE DUMBER THAN PERCY!" Percy frowned, and said, "That is highly offensive. Dyslexia makes learning hard." Annabeth rolled her eyes at Percy, and said, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "Sure it does, Seaweed Brain." Quaz was still chasing Leo, and Leo yelled, "HARRY STYLES IS GAAAAAYYYY!" Quaz, who was very annoyed now, "WE ALL KNOW THAT, LEO! ONE DIRECTION IS STUPID, AND IMAGINE DRAGONS IS THE REAL DEAL!" Avalon squealed, and yelled, "AVICII AND IMAGINE DRAGONS FOREVER!" Quaz finally caught up to Leo, and threw a Barbie doll at his head. She then said, "Today, we have Sadie Kane performing Dark Horse by Katy Perry, and Anubis's band, aka Midnight Warriors, performing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons!" The audience cheered, and Leo yelled, "SUSHI CAT!" and Quaz threw another Barbie doll at him. She then said, "Sadie, you better start singing, or you will hear a lot of Arabic curses." Sadie walked out from backstage, and said, "I guess I should, before Leo has to go to the Smiley Dayz Insane Asylum." She then sang Dark Horse:

I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
'Cuz I, I'm capable of anything
Of anything, and everything

Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don't
Make me your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm?
'Cause once you're mine…
There's no going back

Mark my words
This love will make you levitate
Like a bird
Like a bird without a cage
But down to earth
If you choose to walk away
Don't walk away
It's in the palm of your hand now, baby
It's a yes or a no, no maybe
So just be sure
Before you give it up to me, up to me
Give it up to me

So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Because I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm?
'Cause once you're mine…
There's no going back

So you wanna play with magic?
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Because I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm?
'Cause once you're mine…
There's no going back

At the end, Quaz yelled, "OHMAHGERDS THAT WAS SO AWESOME!" and the audience cheered with agreement. You could just barely hear Avalon whispering to Archer, and she was saying, "Have you watched that viral video on GodTube of Sadie getting REALLY mad at Carter and going full-out Isis? It SO looks like the end of the Dark Horse video, when Katy Perry is standing on top of pyramid with the super awesome wings…" Archer nodded, and said, "Yeah. That video is almost as popular as the one where Leo crashes into the Hephaestus Cabin Show studio…" Quaz glared at the two, and Avalon hissed and Archer growled. "As I was saying," Quaz continued, "Midnight Warriors might have some competition. Speaking of which, I should call them out here." Then, Nico and Anubis stepped out from the shadows, Fang flew down from the ceiling, and Carter stumbled out onto the stage, muttering, "Why don't I ever get the cool entrances?" Quaz clapped her hands together, and the stage was then scattered with drums. She then said, "Let the performance begin!" while Leo yelled, "RADIOACTIVE HORSES!" Quaz then threw another Barbie doll at him.

I'm waking up
To ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I'm breathing in the chemicals
I'm breaking in
And shaping up
Then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse

I'm waking up
I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I'm
Radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I'm
Radioactive, radioactive

All systems go
The sun hasn't died
Deep in my bones
Straight from inside

I'm waking up
I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I'm
Radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, I'm
Radioactive, radioactive

The audience cheered, and Quaz yelled, "YAYZ! LET'S THROW MORE BARBIE DOLLS AT MY BROTHER!" and threw five more Barbie dolls at her brother. Luna stepped in front of the camera, and said, "Well, thanks for watching. Quaz has to go and write more chapters for her other story, Demigods of Texas, and I have to go and record more TV shows. See ya!" and turned off the camera, just as Leo yelled, "RADIOACTIVE HORSES!"